2. “Something weird might just be something familiar viewed from a different angle.” – Marceline’s Mom 

3. “Sometimes, you don’t cry because you’re afraid of real emotion.” – Simon

4. “To live life, you need problems. If you get everything you want the minute you want it then what’s the point of living?” – Jake the Dog 

5. “Hey, it’s okay. People make mistakes. It’s all part of growing up, and you never really stop growing.” – The Duke of Nuts 

6. “I don’t think there are bad people. I think good people do bad stuff sometimes, and that’s bad. But if you just do it once, that’s a mistake. And that’s not bad.” – Marceline the Vampire Queen

7. “There’s no point letting them get to you, especially when you have so much to offer the world. Do as the Ice King does and shut out those naysayers!” – Ice King 

8. “You’re letting your brain dial turn your fear volume up.” – Finn the Human

9. “Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.” – Jake the Dog

10. “I just thought about my anxieties, and it’s like my mind’s hand touched a hot memory stove.” – Carol

11. “Being crazy is hard. You’re getting all hung up, all hung up on imaginary problems. You gotta focus on what’s real, man.” – Jake the Dog

12. “Sometimes you want someone, and you want to kiss and be with them, but you can’t, because responsibility demands sacrifice.” – Princess Bubblegum

13. “People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.” – Princess Bubblegum

14. “I say creepy is just another label we used to distance ourselves from stuff we don’t understand. Or that it reminds us of something in ourselves that we’re not comfortable with. It just ain’t a real thing, ya know? Unless you choose to believe it.” – Finn the Human 

15. “Humor is the highest form of intelligence.” – Lamp 

16. “Try to stay calm. Greet your fate with dignity.” – The Fly

17. “Is that where creativity comes from? From sad biz?” – Finn the Human 

18. “I have approximate knowledge of many things.” – Demon Cat

19. “Sometimes, I think there’s a monster who lives in my stomach, and that’s why I’m hungry all the time.” – Jake the Dog

20. “Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.” – Jake the Dog

21. “Dating girls is like riding a bicycle. If you mess up, you could get really hurt forever, or hurt someone you care about.” – Finn the Human

22. “Simon, I know who I’m leaving you for—you, dumb, dumb!” – Betty

23. “Just watch over me until I can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity! And then maybe Betty, my princess—maybe you will love me again. Please love me again, Betty!” – Ice King

24. “Then if he’s gone, can you send me back to before I met him, so I won’t have to remember this heartache?” – Lumpy Space Princess

25. “It has cost me much, but I have learned, lemons need not squeeze lemon to survive!” – Soft Lemongrab

26. “At least for a moment, you helped me feel like a princess.” – Princess Cookie

27. “And someday, when you die, I’ll be the one that puts you in the ground.” – Princess Bubblegum

28. “I’m really, really, sorry, Finn. But, I can’t help you because my parents are horrible idiots.” – Lumpy Space Princess

29. “I don’t need to feel like I’m waiting to be noticed. I know who I am, and I’ll know what I want if and when it ever comes along.” – Fionna

30. “Please forgive me for whatever I do, when I don’t remember you.” – Simon

31. “You know I care about you. I think you’re making the right choice. Your natural lifespan is going to be richer and fuller than you can imagine.” – Princess Bubblegum

32. “Come on, bro, taking pain is easy. You just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the universe. And everyone wants to get with the universe.” – Finn the Human

33. “Sometimes a man just has to retrieve his own disc.” – Finn the Human

34. “I miffed off a wizard and he took my eyes. I wonder what he wanted them for. Some kind of lotion, or potion—or time-traveling spell? I’ll never know! Never, ever. Never. But losing my eyesight was only the beginning of my wonderful change! I started meditating and doing yoga. Now I can ‘see’ with my heart and smell with my soul.” – Xergiok

35. “Uh—yes, you got me. To grant your wish, I will have to fill you with the energy of a thousand partying demons. You will become so overloaded with party energy that you’ll demolish everything in your path!” – Party God

36. “I knew that if my parents could see me now, they’d be jealous of how lumpin’ awesome I am.” – Lumpy Space Princess

37. “Give up, worms! My fighting power is supreme! I’m too freaking legendary for you!” – The Farm

38. “Jake, you have won my favor for being a completely off-the-hook party dog! And because your gut waves please me so, I will grant you one wish. What do you want most in the world?” – Party God

39. “Tree Trunks! You’re not an adventurer! You nearly got yourself killed—again! Do you wanna die, Tree Trunks? Is that what you think adventurers do? Die, and make all their friends feel terrible ‘cuz they couldn’t save you?” – Finn the Human

40. “What you’re feeling is called infatuation. The pain is the product of you overvaluing a projected, imaginary relationship with me.” – Princess Bubblegum

41. “Well, no. I mean, if you feel something, you feel something. It’s not about personality matrixels and charts, it’s all about the bu-bumps in your heart. You can’t stop the pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps!” – Jake the Dog

42. “Don’t you know I’m a villain? Every night I’m out killin’, sending everyone running like children. I know why you’re mad at me. I’ve got demon eyes, and they’re looking right through your anatomy, into your deepest fears. Baby, I’m not from here, I’m from the Nightosphere. To me, you’re clear, transparent. You got a thing for me, girl; it’s apparent.” – Cole Sanchez

43. “With you, I would walk down any road, milady—especially if it leads to the movies.” – Finn the Human

44. “A love like theirs will always find a way. It’ll crawl all up over you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out.” – Jake the Dog

45. “When I look at you, my brain goes all stupid, and I just wanna hug you, and sit on the couch and play BMO with you.” – Finn the Human

46. “Your wavelengths are my weakness, your emissions are what I’ve been missing.” – Finn the Human

47. “What are you? This isn’t about some petty love triangle! Flame Princess is physically unstable! Her elemental matrix can’t handle extreme romance! Glob, if Finn tries to kiss her, she’ll burn so hot, she’ll melt right through the planet’s crust, down through the molten core, then she’ll be thrown back and forth by gravity until she burns out the world from the inside! Why do you think I had her father keep her locked up?” – Princess Bubblegum

48. “What am I talking about? I was in love with you! Okay! And you didn’t love me back! Now I’m ready to move on, and it’s like—nymph! You’re gonna build me up all over again! Well, I’m done! I’m done.” – Finn the Human

49. “Ohh, pretty baby wife. You’re the most normal thing in my whole life. We’re like two normal jelly beans sitting at the bottom of the jar, floating in a sea of olives, waiting for somebody to guess how many jellybeans are in the jar, which I mentioned.” – Ice King

50. “Marriage is a thing that allows me to capture a princess forever and let her live inside of me. Marriage is the most beautiful thing in the world!” – Ice King

51. “Girls are like horses—when you fall down, it’s important that you get right back on again, on a different horse.” – Jake the Dog

52. “I know what I said! But you know, sometimes you say things and then you don’t really mean them?” – Ice King

53. “Some people just make the world a worse place to be in just by being around, Jake. That’s right, bad apples. ‘Lock ’em all up,’ I say. At the bottom of the ocean, where it’s too dark to see.” – Finn the Human

54. “Look, sweetie, someday you’ll be too big to hold. I’m as old as garlic balls. If someone offered to pick me up and carry me, I’d do it in a heartbeat. Take it, we can get it.” – Simon

55. “I got no time for nobody dancin’ around and actin’ a fool at my expense. I’m Tree Trunks, and people know I’m kind and honest.” – Tree Trunks

56. “Dude, you can’t stay here if you’re gonna stank it up with your bad vibes, man!” – Jake the Dog

57. “Drop ball is an extremely addictive high-intensity game designed for people everywhere.” – Ghost Man

58. “You are not an outsider; you wear cute little blue shorts.” – Jake the Dog

59. “I never knew being fat and lazy was so rewarding!” – Finn the Human

60. “Ladies and gentlemen—and Princess. I’m here to talk about multidimensional bubbles! But I am not just going to talk about blowing bubbles—I’m going to blow your minds.” – Finn the Human

61. “She totally grosses over 90% of her body, the other 10% is crazy-nasty.” – Dr. Ice Cream

62. “Too much artsy, not enough fartsy. We talked about this, clown!” – Ringmaster

63. “Poor little Lemonhope. Sweet little Lemonhope. Stuck in this bathroom, thrown in the garbage. Dunked in the pudding, dipped in the porridge. Poor little Lemonhope, throw me a lemon rope. Is there a home for me and my harp? A place where friends give me hugs? There’s no use to mope, there’s no use to hope. No use at all for fragile, precious, darling, baby, poor little Lemonhope.” – Lemonhope

64. “What the heck are you guys doing in my crack? It’s three o’clock in the morning!” – Billy

65. “I am ready to receive instruction from the realm of creation above me for the sandwich I am about to conceive. I am open. Use me.” – Jake the Dog

66. “That’s okay, buddy. Just dig me a hole, then. Actually, two holes—one for my guts and one for my face, ’cause when I die, my guts are gonna blow out of my face!” – Jake the Dog

67. “I can’t party-foul the party. I’m the Party God.” – Party God

68. “There’s gonna be two hits, bro; me hitting you and a second instance of me hitting you.” – Party God

69. “When I became a vampire, I was just a messed-up kid. Now it’s a thousand years later and I’m still messed up!” – Marceline the Vampire Queen

70. “Killing pixies is some hardcore evil.” – Marceline the Vampire Queen

71. “You’re just trying to make me feel sad so you can steal my tears when I cry, but I’ve got a heart of stone, buddy. I’m evil!” – Forest Cyclops

72. “Hey, Princess Bubblegum, when we bring the dead back to life, will they be filled with worms?” – Finn the Human

73. “I’m not fallin’ for your junk anymore, lady. You just like saying poop that jacks with my brain.” – Finn the Human

74. “Ohh, he can’t be caught. He’s got magic. And we’re worthless freaks, we can’t ever beat him! So we’ve gathered here to wallow in our self-pity.” – Gork

75. “No son, you did good. Having no self-control makes you a tough galoot, like me!” – Joshua

76. “You’re weird and old and you kidnap princesses.” – Lumpy Space Princess

77. “I—I think I was visited by aliens again. Uh, every few years, they stop by and show me my hybrid children.” – Tree Trunks

78. “Thanks for responding to my call, guys. I’m in a serious pickle, and I mean the bad kind—I mean like, a really smelly brown pickle?” – Prismo

79. “Let’s go in the garden, you’ll find something waiting. Right there where you left it lying upside down. When you finally find it, you’ll see how it’s faded. The underside is lighter when you turn it around. Everything stays right where you left it. Everything stays but it still changes. Ever so slightly, daily and nightly. In little ways when everything stays.” – Marceline the Vampire Queen

80. “I’m a vampire! Drinking blood is kind of the main thing.” – Hierophant

81. “You were zapped by Darren the Ancient Sleeper, your dome was cracked, your root beer soaked into the ground! I buried your remains in a mason jar which is now your head, and—an-and now I’m—I’m with Starchy. I’m mean, we’re—we’re legally married. You’re legally dead. Not that I want to sound obsessed with legalities, but I am a lawyer.” – Cherry Cream Soda Girl

82. “Thanks for being cool and all, but what do ya know about this Magic Man? How do we catch him?” – Finn the Human

83. “I’m so sorry about that. You know, we—we secrete stink-oil all day o-out our awful-sauce glands. You know, I guess I should have warned you. Anyway, let me cut the cheese.” – Mudscamp The Elder

84. “Kent proceeded to relate his fantastic journey to me. It was all super good. But he had also partaken of the food of the underworld, and so he was compelled to return there by dewdrop law. That’s what he said, at least. Maybe he was having second thoughts about infinite riches, , and eternal life. Or maybe he had just decided that fighting bad guys wasn’t really his deal. But I do know this—free from the Rat King’s cursed teeth, that spring, for the first time in many years, the willow tree was in bloom.” – Shelby

85. “Entering a person’s mind can be dangerous.” – Rag Wizard

86. “They’re gonna put him on trial for my crimes. Ain’t nobody gonna pardon these crimes on my head. Not even the King of Mars! And once he’s dead, my magic juice will return to my body. Flowing through me like moonlight through the ghost dance.” – Magic Man

87. “I’m connected to all candy throughout all the galaxies. Once you’re candy, you’ll be part of me, too!” – Princess Bubblegum

88. “You contain the soul memory of a million dead stars.” – The Sun

89. “Everything ahead of us is totally unknown.” – Jake Jr.

90. “‘Here lies Princess Beautiful. She was so beautiful—but died of baldness?’ Dang it!” – Finn the Human

91. “Jake! You looted! That’s bad, man! You’re supposed to be a good cop.” – Finn the Human

92. “Heh? Stop meddling, boy! You and your magical dog can’t harm me.” – Ice King

93. “I couldn’t let that old man suffer, Jake. My code of honor wouldn’t allow it.” – Finn the Human

94. “Hello? Eat my tarts? This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively but, if sweetness can win—and it can—then I’ll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.” – Royal Tart Toter

95. “Everything small is just a smaller version of something big.” – Finn the Human

96. “It’s hard to step outside yourself when you are enmeshed with another being.” – The Fly

97. “Y’all are just hating on my steez. I’m not listening to haters.” – Ice King

98. “You won’t be able to tell if everything is going to be totally haywire.” – BMO

99. “That’s it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it!” – Princess Bubblegum

100. “I’m collecting them all first, to be sure I make the right choice!” – Ice King

101. “Pick up that platter, tough guy.” – Princess Bubblegum

102. “This is really, really bad, Finn! You can’t break royal promises! Never, ever, never, no matter what, forever!” – Princess Bubblegum

103. “I’m not jealous. I’m weird!” – Finn the Human

104. “No, this is wrong. They’re not coming back to life—they’re still dead! The decorpsinator serum—it’s incomplete!” – Princess Bubblegum

105. “Then your wish is my command.” – Party God

106. “Squeeze real hard. He’s slipping!” – Finn the Human

107. “I’m not righteous. I’m wrong-teous! Stupid-teous.” – Finn the Human

108. “You are crazier than a cannibal tonight.” – Jake the Dog

109. “Homies help homies always.” – Finn the Human