And don’t forget to check out these and .

1. “Maybe self-improvement isn’t the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer.”

2. “I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I’d never have.”

3. “A person had to work hard for it, but a minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.”

4. “Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It’s only after you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything.” 

5. “If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?”

6. “I don’t want to die without any scars.”

7. “This is your life and it’s ending one moment at a time.”

8. “I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark, silent, and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.”

9. “This was the goal of Project Mayhem—the complete and right-away destruction of civilization.”

10. “Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers failed, what does that tell you about God?”

11. “You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs.”

12. “This is your pain. This is your burning hand. It’s right here. Look at it.”

13. “Nothing is static—everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.”

14. “You are not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet.”

15. “If you don’t claim your humanity, you will become a statistic.”

16. “You decide your own level of involvement.”

17. “Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. Bodies burnt, water speeded through the wood ashes to create lye.”

18. “Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.”

19. “Hitting bottom isn’t a weekend retreat. It’s not a g*dd*mn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let it go.”

20. “May I never be complete, may I never be content, may I never be perfect.”

21. “You have to know, not fear, that someday you are going to die. Until you know that and embrace that, you are useless.”

22. “The things you own end up owning you.”

23. “We just had a near-life experience.”

24. “Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy things that we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no great war. No great depression. Our great war’s a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives.”

25. “The lower you fall, the higher you’ll fly.”

26. “I want you to hit me as hard as you can.”

27. “Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing—like the first monkey shot into space.”

28. “We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, movie gods, and rock stars. But, we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact.”

29. “You are not special. You’re not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We’re all part of the same compost heap.”

30. “We buy things we don’t need to impress people we don’t like.”

31. “You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.”

32. “On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”

33. “Imagine how he feels.”

34. “You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, never wanted you, in all probability he hates you. It’s not the worst thing that could happen.”

35. “Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments?” 

36. “How much can you possibly know about yourself if you’ve never been in a fight?“

37. “Fight Club was the beginning, now it’s moved out of the basement, it’s called Project Mayhem.”

38. “We’re a generation of men raised by women. I’m wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.”

39. “With a gun barrel pressed between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.”

40. “People do it every day—they talk to themselves, they see themselves as they’d like to be, they don’t have the courage you have, to just run with it.”

41. “Fight Club exists only when fight club begins and when it ends.”

42. “You are the all-singing all-dancing crap of the world.”

43. “Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!”

44. “Now, a question of etiquette—as I pass, do I give you the *ss or the crotch?”

45. “If we are God’s unwanted children, so be it!”

46. “It could be worse. A woman could cut off your p*n*s while you’re sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.”

47. “The liberator who destroys my property is fighting to save my spirit. The teacher who clears all possessions from my path will set me free.”

48. “We are consumers. We’re the by-products of a lifestyle obsession.”

49. “If you aren’t on your way to becoming a vet in six weeks, you will be dead.”

50. “If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”

51. “What do you want? Wanna go back to the sh*t job, f*ck*n’ condo world, watching sitcoms? F*ck you, I won’t do it.”

52. “Just tell him you f*ck*n’ did it. Tell him you blew it all up. That’s what he wants to hear.”

53. “F*ck Martha Stewart. Martha’s polishing the brass on the Titanic. It’s all going down, man. So, f*ck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns.”

54. “And why would anyone want this sh*t job?”

55. “Get the f*ck off my porch.”

56. “Uh, technically, you’re f*ck*ng Marla, but it’s all the same to her.”

57. “Sh*t man, now it’s all gone.”

58. “F*ck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that’s your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me.”

59. “I look like you wanna look, I f*ck like you wanna f*ck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I’m free in all the ways that you are not.”

60. “You don’t know where I’ve been, Lou. You don’t know where I’ve been!”

61. “No! Don’t deal with this the way those dead people do. Deal with it the way a living person does.”

62. “Where’d you go, psycho boy?”

63. “Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel’s life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.”

64. “Oxygen makes you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly, you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate.”

65. “Now this is a chemical burn.”

66. “What did you wanna be, Raymond K. Hessel? The question, Raymond, was, ‘What did you want to be?’”

67. “You’re too old, fat man. Your t*ts are too big.”

68. “She’s a predator posing as a house pet.”

69. “Tell him. Tell him, ‘The liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perceptions.’”

70. “Well, you did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living.”

71. “Would you rather be dead? Would you rather die? Here, on your knees in the back of a convenience store?”

72. “Hey, you created me. I didn’t create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!”

73. “Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?”

74. “In the world I see, you’re stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You’ll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You’ll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you’ll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty carpool lane of some abandoned superhighway.”

75. “Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive.”

76. “Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on—we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we guard you while you sleep. Do not f*ck with us.”

77. “Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club—someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule—only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule—one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule—no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule—fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule—if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.”

78. “Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?”

79. “Like splicing single frames of p*rn*gr*ph* into family films.”

80. “It’s a blanket. Just a blanket. Why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we, then?”

81. “Now, ancient people found their clothes got cleaner if they washed them at a certain spot in the river. You know why?”

82. “Emergency water landing, 600 miles an hour—blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.”

83. “To make soap, first we render fat.”

84. “I’ll bring us through this. As always. I’ll carry you—kicking and screaming—and in the end, you’ll thank me.”

85. “Now, why would you want to put a gun to your head?”

86. “In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.”

87. “This is lye, the crucial ingredient. The lye combined with the melted fat of the bodies, till a thick white soapy discharge crept into the river. May I see your hand, please?”

88. “Stuff? Were the midterms hard? I asked you what you studied!”

89. “Okay, you are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend. Near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!”


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