2. “Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!”

3. “Eat and drink to your fullest and be Martian!”

4. “I’m just about to solve the Earth’s fuel problem. I’m going to blow it up!”

5. “I think man is the most interesting insect on Earth. Don’t you? There is a growing tendency to think of man as a rational thinking being, which is absurd.”

6. “I do so enjoy observing the flora and fauna of that tiny planet.”

7. “I have the desire to believe.”

8. “Nevertheless, no Earth creature is going to contaminate my atmosphere.”

9. “I hate to be the bearer of bad news, your airness, but if you don’t find a fifth player, your team will forfeit the game.”

10. “Oh, drat these computers. They’re so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them.”

11. “Oh! I’m going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus.”

12. “Keep away from the planet Earthlings of mine!”

13. “Being disintegrated makes me very angry! Very angry indeed!”

14. “Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds.”

15. “I claim this planet in the name of Mars. Isn’t that lovely?”

16. “He looks so tranquil and peaceful.”

17. “I am about to become your valentine.”

18. “Oh goodie! My illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.”

19. “No, I have got the ability to speak as many as 3 languages in a fluent manner. Those happen to be English, Martian, and sarcasm.”

20. “In case you do not like the Facebook postings of mine, then do not look. The page is mine and the internet bill is paid by me only.”

21. “Guide me to the person who leads you.”

22. “How simply I have been capable of capturing one more creature of the Earth.”

23. “I require some more sleep coffee.”

24. “Brace yourself for immediate disintegration.”

25. “Earthling, do you feel fortunate?”

26. “I’m not angry. Just terribly, terribly hurt.”

27. “Go to that mischievous corner!”

28. “I am getting frustrated with my classes for anger management.”

29. “Isn’t that a nice assignment? Hmm.”

30. “You know whenever you watch something ahead of you that appears to be incredible, you have the propensity of touching it to verify whether it is real or not. I am in the habit of doing the same thing while talking to foolish people.”

31. “You have come from which planet?”

32. “I do not find any proof of intelligence on Earth.”

33. “In case I had the idea that this was going to be demolished by the Earthlings themselves, I would not have purchased my modulator anyway!”

34. “At length, after working for 2,000 years, my pu36 illudium explosive space modulator. At last, I have been able to achieve my dreams. The Earth?”

35. “For what reason has he become so deadly?”

36. “Oh dear, I got the silly thing in reverse. He’s turned into a Neanderthal rabbit.”

37. “Be ready for dying, funny Earthling!”

38. “This makes me very angry, very angry indeed.”

39. “Well, back to the old electronic brain.”

40. “Flux to blow Mars into subatomic space dust makes me very angry.”

41. “No one, except we two lovely and unfathomable souls against this foul world. So, at what time should we attack?”

42. “You will not like me to be angry, and therefore, do not make me annoyed by any means.”

43. “Let the creature be captured, and let him return the modulator.”

44. “The sun has not risen yet. No wonder I am feeling so sleepy.”

45. “However, there is no creature from the Earth who will be polluting my environment.”

46. “It will be possible for you to get my P36 explosive space modulator after drying it from my fingers which are cold and dead.”

47. “We must capture a live Earth creature, K-9, and take it back with us to Mars.”

48. “You have sealed your fate! I’m going to project you forward into a time where you will be a useful but harmless slave to me.”

49. “K-9, prepare the illudium Q-38 dimension disintegrator.”

50. “Oh dear, now I shall suppose I have to use force.”

51. “You’re destroying my entire fleet!”

52. “Oh, mutiny makes me so angry!”

53. “You have made me extremely annoyed!”

54. “Never steal, never lie, never sell drugs, never cheat. The government despises any kind of competition.”

55. “Where the hell is the kaboom? Do you know the whereabouts of the Earth destroying kaboom? That animal is responsible for stealing the space modulator.” 

56. “Although I am going to capture the world, it is imperative for me to have coffee at first.”

57. “This is not going to take place on Mars!”

58. “If you inquire me for the directions, I will tell them to you.”

59. “Going back to an unfashionable and unwanted board, huh!”

60. “Let us not make any more mutiny.”

61. “Ahhha! There goes the kaboom!”

62. “You cannot call me a skirt, jack-ass.”

63. “Well, ask a stupid query.”

64. “Oh dear, at present it is imperative for me to make more Martians!”

65. “Gossamer is quite nervous about barbers!”

66. “Something helps to inform me that it was better for me to stand in bed.”

67. “Don’t worry folks! After all, it’s only a cartoon.”

68. “Potato salad! Oh, goodie goodie!”

69. “Earthlings have no sense of direction!”

70. “A mission? I’m all for a-tingle!”

71. “On top of the moon only for you!”

72. “Oh, goody!”

73. “You’re on Mars, isn’t that lovely?”

74. “Isn’t that delightful?”

75. “Halt, and be fricasseed.”

76. “Yikes! What the hell was that?”

77. “Oh, how dandy.”

78. “Isn’t it fantastic?”

79. “Very curious. Very interesting.”


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