2. “I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here—my family.” – Lou Lou Who

3. “Are you two still living?” – The Grinch

4. “Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear.” – The Grinch

5. “No one should be alone on Christmas.” – Cindy Lou Who

6. “Am I just eating because I’m bored?” – The Grinch

7. “I’m an idiot. You’re an idiot!” – The Grinch

8. “Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!” – The Grinch

9. “It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?” – The Grinch

10. “I could use a little social interaction.” – The Grinch

11. “What is that stench? It’s fantastic.” – The Grinch

12. “Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.” – The Grinch

13. “Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.” – The Grinch

14. “Kids today—so desensitized by movies and television.” – The Grinch

15. “Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can’t find something nice to wear, I’m not going.” – The Grinch

16. “I’m all toasty inside.” – The Grinch

17. “If you utter so much as one syllable, I’ll hunt you down and gut you like a fish! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.” – The Grinch

18. “No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer.” – Cindy Lou Who

19. “But what would I wear?” – The Grinch

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20. “What’s Santa have that I don’t?” – The Grinch

21. “Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!” – The Grinch

22. “Holiday who-be what-ee?” – The Grinch

23. “Christmas Day is in our grasp, so long as we have hands to grasp.” – Dr. Seuss

24. “And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-pudding and rare Who-roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’m speaking in rhyme!” – The Grinch

25. “That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts!” – The Grinch

26. “I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump.” – The Grinch

27. “Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.” – The Grinch

28. “For fifty-three years, Christmas has brought me nothing but misery. I know just what to do. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it.” – The Grinch

29. “The Grinch hated Christmas—the whole Christmas season. Oh, please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.” – Dr. Suess

30. “Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.” – Dr. Seuss

31. “And he, he himself—the Grinch—carved the roast beast!” – Dr. Seuss

32. “I am the Grinch that stole Christmas, and I’m sorry. Aren’t you going to cuff me? Beat me up? Blind me with pepper spray?” – The Grinch

33. “All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation—your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We’ll improvise. Just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You hate Christmas! You’re gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial.” – The Grinch

34. “Beautiful, isn’t it, Max? This, my little friend, is the Rein-Horn. It perfectly recreates the mating call of the reindeer. Behold.” – The Grinch

35. “What a great Grinchy trick. With this coat and this hat, I’ll look just like Saint Nick!” – The Grinch

36. “Brilliant. You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn’t I think of that? Cut, print, moving on.” – The Grinch

37. “This is the loudest snow I’ve ever heard in my life.” – The Grinch

38. “Look at those greedy little monsters. Loading themselves up with Christmas junk.” – The Grinch

39. “Believe you me, there will be temptation all around us. Behold! The present.” – The Grinch

40. “What’s the matter with you? You some kind of wild animal?” – The Grinch

41. “One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpourri.” – The Grinch

42. “With a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpit, cheerily blowing, ‘Who! Who!’ on his trumpet.” – Dr. Seuss

43. “The avarice never ends! I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored, and sell it to make glue.” – The Grinch

44. “Oh, bleeding hearts of the world, unite.” – The Grinch

45. “Oh, the Who-manity.” – The Grinch

46. “Max, grab a bag. We’ll come back for the rest. Of course when I say ‘we’ I mean ‘you.’” – The Grinch

47. “That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it’s been.” – The Grinch

48. “I tell you, Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here.” – The Grinch

49. “Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you?” – The Grinch

50. “Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving, sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! I really don’t like ’em. No, I don’t.” – The Grinch

51. “And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore.” – Dr. Suess

52. “The ribbons! The wrappings! The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!” – Dr. Suess

53. “Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums! And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley!” – Dr. Suess

54. “You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You’re the king of sinful sots. Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots. Mr. Gri-inch! You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!” – Dr Suess

55. “Oh no. The Presents. They’ll be destroyed, and I care! What is the deal?” – The Grinch

56. “Fat boy ought to finish up any time now. Talk about a recluse! He only comes out once a year, and he never catches any flak for it! Probably lives up there to avoid the taxes!” – The Grinch

57. “Somebody’s fabulous!” – The Grinch

58. “Today was great! We did mean things, and we did them in style.” – The Grinch

59. “Now, you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.” – The Grinch

60. “Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. Loathe entirely!” – The Grinch

61. “Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness.” – The Grinch

62. “You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage.” – The Grinch

63. “Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that’s all that matters.” – The Grinch

64. “You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole. Your brain is full of . You’ve got garlic in your soul.” – Dr. Suess

65. “You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel. You’re as cuddly as a , you’re as charming as an eel. Mr Gri-inch! You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel.” – Dr. Suess

66. “And what happened then? Well, in Whoville, they say that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.” – Dr. Suess

67. “Help me, I’m feeling!” – The Grinch

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