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1. “I never look back, dahling. It distracts from the now.”

2. “And machine washable, dahling. That’s a new feature.”

3. “My name is Edna but some of the girls call me Eddy after they get to know me better.”

4. “Done properly, is a heroic act. Done properly! I am fortunate that it has never afflicted me.”

5. “I didn’t know the baby’s powers, so I covered the basics.”

6. “You can’t! It’s impossible! I’m far too busy. So ask me now before I again become sane.”

7. “It will be bold. Dramatic! Heroic!”

8. “All was well, another day saved, when his cape snagged on a missile fin!”

9. “I cut it a little roomy for free movement, the fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin.”

10. “Go! Confront the problem! Fight! Win!”

11. “Pull yourself together! What will you do? Is this a question? You will show him that you remember that he is Mr. Incredible! And you will remind him who you are! Well, you know where he is.”

12. “Simple, elegant, yet bold. You will die.”

13. “Luck favors the prepared.”

14. “No? Well, he’ll look fabulous anyway.”

15. “Go check the electric fence or something!”

16. “You come in one hour dahling, I insist, okay? Okay, bye-bye.”

17. “You push too hard, dahling! But I accept!”

18. “And it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof.”

19. “Yes, words are useless. Gobble, gobble, gobble.”

20. “They’re all finished, when are you coming to see?”

21. “Dahling! How are you? It’s been such a long time.”

22. “You need a new suit, that much is certain.”

23. “This is designed by Vincento? Explain yourself!”

24. “My god, you’ve gotten fat.”

25. “This is Edna.”

26. “Yes, I know, dahling.”

27. “No capes!”

28. “Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.”

29. “What are you talking about? You are Elastigirl! My God!”

30. “He is bright and I am stimulating. We deserve each other.”

31. “Do I look like a hussy?” 

32. “Leave him? Here? I am not a baby person, Robert! I am not cut out for baby’s facilities! I am an artist, I don’t have time for any of this!”

33. “I have no strength left. Nothing. I couldn’t even open my pocketbook on the bus today. A little boy hadda help me.”

34. “Mr. Maxton, I’m not doing anything. I know a swell place where we can eat. The food is the bitter end!”

35. “Yes, I’m sure your gratitude is quite inexpressible. Don’t ask me to do it again, dahling, my rates are far too high.”

36. “Don’t make me beg, dahling, I won’t do it, you know!”

37. “Well, I’m sure I don’t know, dahling.”

38. “Jack-Jack widened his eyes to make them shaped like mine and grows hair that looks exactly like my hairstyle.”

39. “As am I, Robert, yet here we are.”

40. “Your boy’s suit I designed to withstand enormous friction without heating up or wearing out, a useful feature. Your daughter’s suit was tricky, but I finally created a sturdy material that can disappear completely as she does. Your suit can stretch as far as you can without injuring yourself, and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.”

41. “Blended kevlar with carbide for durability under duress and comfort also. Interwoven with these fabrics, are a mesh of tiny sensors that monitor the baby’s physical properties.”

42. “Fine. I will also fix the hobo suit.”

43. “This is a hobo suit, dahling. You can’t be seen in this. I won’t allow it. Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now? Feh!”

44. “Although I have doubtlessly exceeded your expectations for a single night’s work. The suit and device contain a few more features we need to discuss.”

45. “Keep your fingers above the sheets. We only change ’em once a week!”

46. “Yes, yes, marvelous suit, dahling, much better than those horrible pajamas he used to wear.”

47. “You know the name of the game, girls―control. Complete―control.”

48. “Meta-Man. Express elevator. Dynaguy, snag on takeoff. Splashdown, sucked into a vortex.”

49. “You’re just a shit-stain on the panties of life.” 

50. “The human race is responsible for the unemployment? I never would’ve guessed. All this time, I kept thinking it was somebody else.”

51. “It means fire, Robert.”

52. “Robbed. Robbed! What does ‘rob’ mean? They come in, they take things out. You had ’em, now they got ’em. They used to be yours, now they’re theirs. We’ve been robbed!”

53. “What is it? Who are you, what do you want?”

54. “What’s that gun doing in your room? Suppose I phone the police, told them there’s a bloke in my hotel―who’s planning to shoot somebody?”

55. “I often work to music, and I noticed the baby responds to it as well. Specifically Mozart.”

56. “I understand your lack of sleep is confusing you, Robert. Babies can be anything, and your child is no exception. Shows unlimited potential, Robert. That’s why I worked in a creative fever. Auntie E has stayed up all night, making sure you look fabulous in your uniform.”

57. “Of course you can leave the baby overnight. I’m sure filling in for Helen is challenging, and you are very tired, and the other children need you and miss you, and you must go to them. Auntie Edna will take care of everything, so drive safely and goodbye.”

58. “Any solution involving cookies will inevitably result in the demon baby.”

59. “Oh, pish-posh, dahling. Your bill will be covered by my fee for being Mr. Incredible, Elastigirl, and Frozone’s exclusive designer throughout the known universe and until the end of time. But babysitting this one, I do for free, dahling.”

60. “Milan, dahling. Milan. Supermodels. Heh! Nothing super about them―spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for gods!”

61. “There are no illegitimate children. There are only illegitimate parents!”

62. “Men at Robert’s age are often unstable, prone to weakness.”

63. “And call me when you get back, dahling. I enjoy our visits.”

64. “The fire retardant is blackberry-lavender, dahling. Effective, edible, and delicious.”

65. “Too much of it, dahling, too much!”

66. “Do you ‘know’ where he is?”

67. “Helen who?”

68. “Stratogale! April 23rd, ’57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!”

69. “That is why I show you my work! That is why you are here!”

70. “Fascinating! Are you seeing this Robert?”

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