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1. “Well hell, you know I’m in.”

2. “I think he wants us to pick up where he left off. You know, saving people, hunting things, the family business.”

3. “Details are everything! You don’t want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.”

4. “Keep grinding. No matter how much it hurts, no matter how hard it gets, you got to keep grinding. And that’s how we’re gonna win. And we’re gonna win. We’re gonna save Cass, we’re gonna ice the Devil, and we’re gonna shank the Darkness. And anyone that gets in our way, well, God help them.”

5. “You’re the same thing, only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I’ve been squashing my whole life. An ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you is the size of your ego.”

6. “We know a little about a lot of things, just enough to make us dangerous.”

7. “Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.”

8. “If you fudging touch me again, I’ll fudging kill you!”

9. “There ain’t no me if there ain’t no you.”

10. “Accidents don’t just happen accidentally.”

11. “Oh god, we’re not going to have to hug or anything, are we?”

12. “Demons I get. People are crazy.”

13. “As long as I’m around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you.”

14. “I don’t even care anymore, and you know what’s even better? I don’t care that I don’t care.”

15. “That’s fake me. This must be a fake mine.”

16. “We’re humans. And when humans want something really, really bad, we lie.”

17. “So you’re sayin’ we’re both a couple of dumbasses?”

18. “You’re either laughing because you’re scared or you’re laughing because you’re stupid.”

19. “You’re a freaking child, you know that? Just because you can do what you want, doesn’t mean you get to do whatever you want.”

20. “Always knew I’d find the source of all evil at a vegan bakery.”

21. “Killing things that need killing is kind of our job. Last I checked, taking pleasure in that is not a crime.”

22. “Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kind of hero?”

23. “I’m beyond saving. I know how my story’s gonna end. It’s at the edge of a blade or the barrel of a gun.”

24. “I think the world’s gonna end bloody. But it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t fight. We do have choices. I choose to go down swingin’.”

25. “You can pretend all you want, Sammy. But sooner or later you’re going to have to face up to who you really are.”

26. “Pudding! Crazy works.”

27. “Yeah. It won’t kill ‘em. But it’ll slow ‘em down.”

28. “On Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors!”

29. “It’s called anime, and it’s an art form.”

30. “‘Cause I’m an awesome brother. So what did you dream about?”

31. “I think I’m adorable.”

32. “Mistakes? Well, let’s go through some of Sammy’s greatest hits. Drinking demon blood? Check. Being in cahoots with Ruby? Not telling me that you lost your soul? Or how about running around with Samuel for a whole year, letting me think that you were dead while you were doing all kinds of crazy? Those aren’t mistakes, Sam. Those are choices!”

33. “Game of Thrones is complicated. Shower sex, that’s complicated. Hell ain’t complicated. Your problem ain’t hell. It’s you.”

34. “Secretary’s name is Carly. She’s 23, she, uh, kayaks, and they’re real.”

35. “I got to say, I’m a little disappointed.”

36. “You know, I’m starting to get why parents lie to their kids. You want them to believe that the worst thing out there is to mix some Pop Rocks and Coke. Protect them from real evil. You want them to go to bed feeling safe. If that means lying to them, so be it. More I think about it, the more I wish dad would’ve lied to us.”

37. “I think you pissed off my sandwich.”

38. “You’re a doctor. You’re a medical professional. You’re trying to tell me that my brother’s life is in God’s hands? What, is that supposed to be a comfort? God has nothing to do with this equation at all.”

39. “I seriously doubt she said that. And if you knew me, you would seriously doubt it’s true.”

40. “Sam, this plane is going to crash, okay? So quit treating me like I’m friggin’ four.”

41. “If he doesn’t exist, fine. Bad crap happens to good people. That’s how it is. There’s no rhyme or reason. Just random, horrible, evil. I get it, okay. I can roll with that. But if he is out there, what’s wrong with him? Where the hell is he while all these decent people are getting torn to shreds? How does he live with himself? You know, why doesn’t he help?”

42. “Dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days.”

43. “Nothing. It’s just an angel and a demon, riding in the back seat. It’s like the setup to a bad joke. Or a Penthouse Forum letter.”

44. “So you’re saying we’ve got two super-famous, super-pissed-off ghosts killing their super-fans?”

45. “Come on, man, I know Sam, OK, better than anyone. He’s got more of a conscience than I do. I mean, the guy feels guilty surfing the Internet for porn.”

46. “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”

47. “Yeah, you know how I’m gonna deal? I’m gonna stuff my piehole, I’m gonna drink, and I’m gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like the world’s about to explode because it is.”

48. “Vampire pirates. That’s what you guys are. Vampirates!”

49. “What’s this supposed to be, the suite life of Zach and Cas?”

50. “My name is Dean Winchester. I’m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the , and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.”

51. “I like to think it’s because of my perky nipples.”

52. “Damn straight I wanted to shoot some zombies.”

53. “Oh sweetheart, I don’t do shorts.”

54. “Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ‘butt’ down here.”

55. “You know what, there’s a ton of lore on unicorns, too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!”

56. “Dude. Nicole Kidman was in the remake. Redhead. Hello.”

57. “Can’t believe I’ve teamed up with a demon again. Think I’d know better by now.”

58. “Right now I’m doin’ all I can not to come over there and rip your throat out. With my teeth.”

59. “And tell them what? That the dead guy we stole from the morgue is alive and having a coronary.”

60. “Neal! It’s your grief counselors. We’re here to hug!”

61. “Dude, could you be more gay? Don’t answer that.”

62. “Sam loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress right next to his KY.”

63. “Man, you’ve been holding out on me, this college thing is awesome!”

64. “O, look. I want a big funeral. Alright? I’m talking epic. okay? Open bar, choir, Sabbath cover band, and Gary Busey reading the eulogy.”

65. “There’s no higher power, there’s no God. There’s just chaos and violence and random, unpredictable evil that comes out of nowhere. It rips you to shreds.”

66. “Our family’s not cursed. We just had our dark spots.”

67. “Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you? That’s what that whole speech was about? You’re not afraid to die, are you? You’re afraid to be left in these chains forever. Well, you can sit here and rot, you son of bitch.”

68. “I am your brother. See, deep down, I’m just jealous. You got friends. You could have a life.”

69. “I know I’m a freak. And sooner or later, everybody’s gonna leave me.”

70. “Dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance.”

71. “Because. That’s how you become president.”

72. “Hey. You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags.”

73. “Cas said if I don’t stop you, he will. See what that means, Sam? That means that God doesn’t want you doing this. So, are you just gonna stand there and tell me that everything is all good?”

74. “Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is gonna sell like hotcakes.”

75. “That’s crap. You always have a choice. You can either roll over and die or you can keep fighting, no matter what.”

76. “Well, there’s pretty much what we do know, that they screwed with financial markets, they helped Hitler get started, along with god knows what else—probably disco.”

77. “Decide to be fine til the end of the week. Make yourself smile because you’re alive and that’s your job. And do it again next week.”

78. “’Course, there’s nothing more dangerous than some a-hole who thinks he’s on a holy mission.”

79. “If this is my last day on earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward.”

80. “Well the problem with the snake is that it has a thousand heads. Evil bitches just keep piling out of the Volkswagen.”

81. “Well, no, but I would just like to have the odds in our favor as much as possible.”

82. “Just a couple hours ago, I killed Death. I’m pretty much open for anything.”

83. “The universe is trying to tell us something we both should already know. We’re stronger together than apart.”

84. “Listen, man, I know we’ve had our disagreements, ok? Hell, I know I’ve said some junk that sets you back on your heels. But, Sammy, come on. I killed Benny to save you. I’m willing to let this bastard and all the sons of bitches that killed mom walk because of you. Don’t you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you!”

85. “Sam. Out there, hunting. It’s the only normal I know. We got work to do.”

86. “It’s the ending where you grow old, you get sick and you just die.”

87. “Sam, he does what he does for a reason.”

88. “You’re gonna wipe out a whole town for one little . Sounds to me like you’re compensating for something.”

89. “Next time you want to get laid, find a girl that’s not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?”

90. “I just think it’s really interesting, this sudden obedience you have to Dad. It’s like, ‘Oh, what would Dad want me to do?’ Sam, you spent your entire life sluggin’ it out with that man. I mean, hell, you picked a fight with him the last time you ever saw him, and now that he’s dead, now you want to make it right? Well, I’m sorry, Sam, but you can’t. It’s too little, too late.”

91. “I hate you. And I love you. ‘Cause I can’t—I can’t help it. You’re my . And I understand ’cause I have made deals to save the ones I love more than once. I forgive you. I forgive you. For all of it. Everything.”

92. “Sam, I’m tellin’ ya, I don’t think Dad wants to be found. Check this out. It’s a news item out of Planes Courier. Ankeny, Iowa. It’s only about a hundred miles from here.”

93. “We need to remember what’s important in life. Family, pie, and hunting. Or pie, family, hunting. It doesn’t matter. But hunting is third.”

94. “A wise man once told me, ‘family don’t end in blood.’ But it doesn’t start there either. Family cares about you, not what you can do for them, family’s there; for the good, bad, all of it. They got your back, even when it hurts. That’s family. That sound like your mother?”

95. “We have a plan. Okay? Same plan as it’s always been. In order to get out, we go through.”

96. “Yeah, I’m being an ass and I’m sorry. But right now, we got a freaking zombie running around, we need to figure out how to kill it.”

97. “C’mon, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run. But not us, no no no, we search out things that want to kill us! Yeah, huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people!”

98. “What I’m good at is slicing throats. I ain’t a father. I’m a killer. And there’s no changing that. I know that now.”

99. “Wait a second, do dogs even have ghosts?”

100. “Thanks. But no time for that now. You need to tell me about this urban legend. Please? Lives are at stake.”

101. “I hate witches. They’re always spewing their bodily fluids everywhere.”

102. “Or he’s possessed. Seriously, think about it. So, I just got off the blower with Bobby.”

103. “We track evil and kill it, the family business, is that it? Look at the tape, Sam. Evil tracks us. It nukes everything in our vicinity, our family, our friends, it’s time we put a proper name to what we really are and we deal with it.”

104. “We’re going to fight or make out, ’cause I’m getting some real mixed signals here.”

105. “Right, you’re a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam!”

106. “Sammy, I get all tingly when you take control like that.”

107. “I know what you’re thinking, Sam. Why did it have to be clowns?”

108. “If you’re gonna be a man, you got to learn how to shake like one, okay? So give me your best Kung Fu grip. Good. Now look me straight in the eye. Let me know that you mean business. Shake as hard as you can. That’s it. You shake like that, you’ll be alright.”

109. “You and Dad are a lot more alike than I thought, you know that? You both can’t wait to sacrifice yourself for this thing, but you know what? I’m gonna be the one to bury you.”

110. “Not half as good as I’m gonna feel when it’s yours.”

111. “I’m not a demon any more.”

112. “I hate this game. I hate that we’re in a procedural cop show. And you want to know why? Because I hate procedural cop shows. There’s like 300 of them on television, they’re all the freaking same.”

113. “I’m sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself. My head hurts.”

114. “Instead of learning from my mistakes, I like to dwell on them until I have a panic attack.”

115. “I hate these indie films. Nothing ever happens.”

116. “I don’t usually endorse suicide, but, man, what stopped you?”

117. “I feel like this whole place is bad-touching me.”

118. “How do you not know? You think I want to end up in a hotel bathtub with my kidney carved out? In Chechnya?”

119. “I usually draw the line at necrophilia.”

120. “Tell me, Bambi or Yogi ever hunt you back?”

121. “I’m Batman!”

122. “Be like Elsa. Let it go.”

123. “I can dig Elvis.”

124. “Dude, you fugly.”

125. “That was scary!”

126. “Don’t objectify me.”

127. “Easy, I die.”

128. “How do you feel?”

129. “Karma’s a bitch, bitch.”

130. “You’re a zombie.”

131. “’Cause they’re dicks.”

132. “That’s my boy!”

133. “You know who whines? Babies.”

134. “How’d you get here?”

135. “Somebody goes over Niagara in a barrel, you gonna jump in and try to save them?”

136. “Well, you sure look lovely tonight. Especially for a dead chick.”

137. “So you’re having a midlife crisis?”

138. “Good. ‘Cause that would be awkward.”

139. “So, I guess I saved you from a boring existence.”

140. “Are you ready to ditch Damien? What do you want to do, leave him in a ring of holy oil with some Netflix and a frozen pizza?”. 

141. “Leave your name, number and nightmare at the tone.”

142. “Well, if it isn’t the ghost of Christmas, screw you!”

143. “What’re you gonna tell me next? The Easter Bunny’s Jewish?”

144. “Yeah, well, if you were a six-hundred-year-old hag and you could pick any costume to come back in, wouldn’t you go for a hot cheerleader? I would.”

145. “What the hell is wrong with you? You don’t just go around shooting people like that!”

146. “How does paper beat a rock? It’s stupid.”

147. “These aren’t ‘supplements,’ they’re roofies.”

148. “I said I wish I had a . You know, like Steve McQueen.”

149. “I don’t have a plan, but what I do have is a GED and a can-do attitude and I’ll figure it out!”

150. “Or monster-y. Or ghost-y. It’s going to be a busy year.”

151. “So please tell us you have actual good news.”

152. “Where the hell is Castiel?”

153. “It’s creepy. Hell, it’s downright unsanitary!”

154. “Wow, you get a trophy for Stockholm Syndrome.”

155. “I don’t know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?”

156. “I don’t know, Sammy. Looks like Jody might not need our help anymore.”

157. “Three scuzzy bars, one scuzzy strip joint, a chili dog joint, seven or eight nightcaps, and now Scotches in the library. I’m getting cirrhosis just watching this.”

158. “All right, well, let’s gear up. It’s wabbit season.”. 

159. “Don’t forget the extra onions this time, hmm?”

160. “How long is this gonna go on?”

161. “You’re not gonna try to kill me, are you?”

162. “I am your flesh-and-blood brother, ok? I’m the only one who can legitimately kick your ass in real time.”

163. “No, it’s more of a friendly request.”

164. “Check the ‘net for anything angel-y.”

165. “Frank, hey, I don’t mean to double-dip in your crazy sauce.”

166. “It’s supposed to be obvious, man! It’s The Three Stooges!”

167. “Save a horse, ride a cowboy.”

168. “I’m sorry, but I think Shemp was a funnier Stooge than Curly.”

169. “Call you? Are you kidding me? Dad, I called you from Lawrence, alright? Sam called you when I was dying. I mean, getting you on the phone, I got a better chance of winning the lottery.”


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