150 Ghostbusters Quotes That Will Make You Courageous

2. “Okay, who brought the dog?” – Louis Tully

3. “I blame myself.” – Dr. Egon Spengler

4. “He slimed me. I feel so funky.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

5. “Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

6. “That’s a big Twinkie.” – Winston Zeddmore

7. “Listen! You smell something?” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

8. “Yes it’s true, this man has no dick.” – Dr. Peter Venkman`

9. “No job is too big, no fee is too big!” – Dr. Peter Venkman

10. “Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

11. “I don’t think he’s human.” – Dr. Egon Spengler

12. “What a crime.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

13. “There is no Dana. There is only Zuul!” – Dana Barrett

14. “You’re right, no human being would stack books like this.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

15. “Print is dead.” – Dr. Egon Spengler

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16. “We’d like to get a sample of your brain tissue.” – Dr. Egon Spengler

17. “Dropping off, or picking up?” – Janine Melnitz

18. “Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

19. “You’re gonna endanger our client, the nice lady, who paid us in advance before she became a dog.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

20. “You are so kind to take care of that man. You’re a real humanitarian.” – Janine Melnitz

21. “I’m studying the effect on negative reinforcement on ESP ability.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

22. “Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.” – Dr. Egon Spengler

23. “This job is definitely not worth 11.5 a year.” – Winston Zeddmore

24. “Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?” – Janine Melnitz

25. “I think this building should be condemned. There’s serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it’s completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.” – Dr. Egon Spengler

26. “Ray, the sponges migrated about a foot-and-a-half.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

27. “I’m going to bring this up at the next tenant’s meeting! There’s not supposed to be any pets in the building!” – Louis Tully

28. “I’m always serious.” – Egon Spengler

29. “Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

30. “Well, when we get to 20, tell me. I’m gonna throw up.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

31. “I collect spores, molds, and fungus.” – Dr. Elon Spengler

32. “Of course you forget, Peter. I was present at an unexplained, undersea, mass sponge migration.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

33. “We used to roast Stay Puft marshmallows by the fire at Camp Wauconda.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

34. “Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a God, you say ‘Yes!’” – Winston Zeddemore

35. “Oh, don’t leave yet! Maybe if we start dancing, other people will join in?” – Louis Tully

36. “I don’t have to take this abuse from you. I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

37. “Ray has gone bye-bye Egon. What have you got left?” – Dr. Peter Venkman

38. “This chick is toast!” – Dr. Peter Venkman

39. “We came! We saw! We kicked its ass!” – Dr. Peter Venkman

40. “Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

41. “I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.” – Dr. Egon Spengler

42. “I’m fuzzy on the whole good, bad thing. What do you mean, bad?” – Dr. Peter Venkman

43. “Sorry, Venkman, I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.” – Dr. Egon Spengler

44. “Janine, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

45. “Generally, you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

46. “Egon, somehow this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head. Do you remember that?” – Dr. Peter Venkman

47. “We’re ready to believe you!” – The Ghostbusters

48. “You don’t act like a scientist. You’re more like a gameshow host.” – Dana Barrett

49. “Does anybody wanna play Parcheesi?” – Louis Tully

50. “My friend, don’t be a jerk.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

51. “You never studied.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

52. “Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas are boiling!” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

53. “I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

54. “I love this town!” – Winston Zeddemore

55. “We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York. If we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!” – Dr. Peter Venkman

56. “I’m Winston Zeddemore. I’ve only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I’ve seen shit that’ll turn you white.” – Winston Zeddemore

57. “She says she’s the Gatekeeper. Does that make sense to you?” – Dr. Peter Venkman

58. “You will perish in flame! You and all your kind!” – Louis Tully

59. “Nice little doggy! Cute little pooch! Maybe I got a milk bone?” – Louis Tully

60. “Uh, if there’s a steady paycheck in it? I’ll believe anything you say.” – Winston Zeddemore

61. “I love this plan! I’m excited to be a part of it! Let’s do this!” – Dr. Peter Venkman

62. “Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it?” – Dr. Peter Venkman

63. “If the answer is ‘Yes’, then don’t wait another minute. Pick up the phone and call the professionals.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

64. “This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

65. “I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people. Actually, it’s more of a guideline than a rule.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

66. “Choose the form of The Destructor!” – Gozer

67. “You’re very handy, I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too. I read a lot myself. Some people think I’m too intellectual but I think it’s a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play racquetball. Do you have any hobbies?” – Janine Melnitz

68. “Captain, I want these men arrested! They’re in criminal violation of the Environmental Protection Act! And this explosion is the direct result of it!” – Walter Peck

69. “Nobody steps on a church in my town!” – Dr. Peter Venkman

70. “Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

71. “No! Nobody ever made them like this! The architect was either a certified genius or an authentic wacko!” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

72. “Type something, will you? We’re paying for this stuff! And don’t stare at me, you got the bug-eyes.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

73. “I didn’t choose anything.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

74. “If we’re wrong, then nothing happens. We’ll go to jail, peacefully, quietly. We’ll enjoy it. But if we’re right, and we can stop this thing, Lenny. You will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

75. “Drop everything, Venkman. We got one.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

76. “I’m right in the middle of something, Ray!” – Dr. Peter Venkman

77. “Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?” – Dr. Egon Spengler

78. “Don’t cross the streams!” – Dr. Egon Spengler 

79. “Well, we only have 75 more to go.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

80. “What if you’re wrong?” – Mayor

81. “Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

82. “Myth? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we’ve been so busy lately is because the dead have been rising from the grave?” – Winston Zeddemore

83. “My mind is totally blank.” – Winston Zeddemore

84. “You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven’t had a successful test of this equipment.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

85. “Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

86. “Have you or your family ever seen a spook, specter, or ghost?” – Dr. Peter Venkman

87. “The dead rising from the grave!” – Winston Zeddemore

88. “Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

89. “Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

90. “These are the blueprints for structural ironwork of Dana Barret’s apartment building, and they are very, very strange.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

91. “Well, this is great. If the ionization rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we can really bust some heads, in a spiritual sense, of course.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

92. “This is big, Peter, this is very big. There is definitely something here.” – Dr. Egon Spengler

93. “You know what it could be? Past-life experience intruding on present time.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

94. “Well, whatever it is, it’s gotta get by us.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

95. “Well, there’s something you don’t see every day.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

96. “I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways, we could reverse the particle flow through the gate.” – Dr. Egon Spengler

97. “All right, I’m gonna turn over the next card. Concentrate, I want you to tell me what you think it is.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

98. “Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!” – Louis Tully

99. “You’re not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

100. “Maybe now you’ll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?” – Dr. Peter Venkman

101. “We must prepare for the coming of Gozer.” – Dana Barrett

102. “Personally, I liked working for the university! They gave us money and facilities. We didn’t have to produce anything. You’ve never been out of college. You don’t know what it’s like out there! I’ve worked in the private sector, they expect results!” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

103. “We can be on the verge of a four-fold cross rip. A PKE surge of incredible, even dangerous, proportions.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

104. “Boy, it’s getting crowded in there and my analysis points to something big on the horizon.” – Dr. Egon Spengler

105. “When the light is green, the trap is clean. The ghost is incarcerated here in our custom-made storage facility.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

106. “Spengler! I’m with Venkman! He got slimed!” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

107. “Spengler, are you serious about actually catching a ghost?” – Dr. Peter Venkman

108. “Well, my thought he was St. Jerome.” – Librarian

109. “That’s the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.” – Dana Barrett

110. “I always see things that I can improve. I’m surprised at how effective it is, even today, and how vibrant that movie is and how juicy the performances all are.” – Ivan Reitman

111. “I couldn’t help it. It just popped in there.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

112. “Yeah, we can do more damage that way.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

113. “I’m giving this whole thing as a promotional expense, that’s why I invited clients instead of friends. You having a good time, Mark?” – Louis Tully

114. “That’s great, Ray! Save some for me!” – Dr. Egon Spengler

115. “There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.” – Dr. Egon Spengler

116. “Your girlfriend lives in the corner penthouse of Spook Central.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

117. “They caused the explosion!” – Walter Peck

118. “Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes!” – Dr. Egon Spengler

119.  “I’ve always been a fan of science fiction films, and I’ve never been able to put my particular spin on it.” – Ivan Reitman

120. “Boy, the superintendent is going to be pissed. Who are you guys?” – Louis Tully 

121. “I’ll call that a big yes.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

122. “I’ll take the next one.” – Elevator Man

123. “I think we’d better split up.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

124. “Don’t. Cross. The streams. It would be bad.” – Dr. Egon Spengler

125. “And what is the magic word, Mr. Venkman?” – Walter Peck

126. “Please come down.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

127. “On the appeal of Dana.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

128. “I’m a little fuzzy on the whole ‘good, bad’ thing here.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

129. “Are you a god?” – Gozer 

130. “We both have the same problem—you.” – Dana Barrett

131. “Where do these stairs go?” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

132. “Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tully?” – Janine Melnitz

133. “Oh, we have to get these two together.”  – Dr. Peter Venkman

134. “You do your job, pencil neck. Don’t tell me how to do mine.” – Police Officer

135. “I am the Keymaster!” – Louis Tully 

136. “I’m gonna go for broke. I am madly in love with you.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

137. “Nice shooting, Tex!” – Dr. Peter Venkman

138. “Beautiful, you’re hired.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

139. “I’ve quit better jobs than this. Ghostbusters, whaddya want.” – Janine Melnitz

140. “What a lovely singing voice you must have.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

141. “There’s something very strange about that man.” – Janine Melnitz

142. “On the end of the world.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz

143. “The flowers are still standing!” – Dr. Peter Venkman

144. “I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous.” – Dr. Egon Spengler

145. “Hey, wait a minute. He, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold it. Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian God is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city?” – Winston Zeddmore

146. “Goodbye, I’m gonna get you a nice fruit basket. I’m gonna miss him.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

147. “No, we’re exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelf.” – Dr. Peter Venkman

148. “That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.” – Dr. Egon Spengler

149. “Have you or any member of your family ever been diagnosed schizophrenic or mentally incompetent?” – Dr. Peter Venkman