2. “When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.” – Davin Turney
3. “Let the pineapple guide your heart.” – Anonymous
4. “Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” – Katherine Gaskin
5. “A pineapple has pointy defenses but it’s still sweet. Be a pineapple.” – Anonymous
6. “If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That’s well documented.” – Karl Pilkington
7. “Only the knife knows the heart of a pineapple.” – Simone Schwarz-Bart
8. “Absolutely. Justice served with a side of pineapple. That’s what I’m here for.” – Intisar Khanani
9. “Eyes like a pineapple, eyes are everywhere, seeing everything, in all directions.” – Anonymous
10. “Love is like a pineapple. Sweet and undefinable.” – Piet Hein
11. “Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity. It promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and helps depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency with life. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons, and corn.” – Tae Yun Kim
12. “Rapid maturity is most common in the low latitudes. That’s where pineapples and women thrive.” – Anonymous
13. “In a world full of apples, be a pineapple.” – Anonymous
14. “A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.” – Anonymous
15. “You are the piña to my colada.” – Anonymous
16. “He is the very pineapple of politeness.” – Anonymous
17. “Count the florets of a sunflower, or the spiral scales of a pineapple, running from its bottom-up its sides to the top and you will find an extraordinary truth: recurring numbers, ratios, and proportions, all through nature.” – Charles Jencks
18. “Pineapples have this cute little crown on top of them. They wear it proudly.” – Anonymous
19. “You’re the pine to my apple.” – Anonymous
20. “Follow me to where the pineapples are.” – Anonymous
21. “If only every workday could be spent in the sunshine with pineapples full of rum. She’d get very little work done, but she’d be in an excellent mood.” – Jasmine Guillory
22. “I pine for you.” – Anonymous
23. “For her—I asked a pear to become a pineapple, a pineapple to become a lightbulb, a lightbulb to become the moon, and the moon to become a coin I flipped for her love.” – Nicole Krauss
24. “Be as the pineapple. Have a hundred eyes.” – Filipino Proverb
25. “Happiness comes in pineapples.” – Anonymous
26. “Love you to the pineapple and back.” – Anonymous
27. “You are the pineapple of my eye.” – Anonymous
28. “If you need me, I’ll be on the beach with pineapples in hand.” – Anonymous
29. “Let me adjust my crown, and get my day started.” – Anonymous
30. “I lost my heart to the pineapple.” – Anonymous
31. “The green pineapple never falls from the tree by accident.” – Anonymous
32. “You can’t compare pineapples and coconuts.” – Anonymous
33. “Seeking survival, hostile, hidden from sight. Deliciously flavoured—juicy, sweet bite, exploding senses preparing to ignite, inspiring to escape from the suffocating night.” – Claudia Bakker
34. “I see the Creator of all existence as the crown on a pineapple, and all religions of the world as the spiky eyelets, where each eyelet symbolizes a different religion or race under the same crown.” – Suzy Kassem
35. “The soul wants pineapples in champagne, and the body requires vodka.” – Anonymous
36. “Once you taste a pineapple, you’ll never go for any other fruit.” – Anonymous
37. “The sun cannot drink its favorite pineapple in the field.” – Anonymous
38. “Immature pineapple is always worse than the mature currants.” – Anonymous
39. “Each pineapple plant produces only one fruit per year. It can take up to two years for the pineapple to ripen, and it’s important to wait because once it’s picked, it can’t ripen any further. The unripe pineapple not only tastes terrible but is also poisonous.” – Kate Christensen
40. “Once a pineapple is ripe, it’s very hard to make it a seed again.” – Anonymous
41. “So, bring me two piña coladas. One for each hand.” – Garth Brooks
42. “I may be spiky on the outside, but I’m sweet on the inside.” – Anonymous
43. “Party like a pineapple.” – Anonymous
44. “Make life better with palm trees.” – Anonymous
45. “You look like a beautiful, blonde pineapple!” – Doody
46. “I like pineapple. It’s delightful!” – Sarah Drew
47. “You had me at aloha.” – Anonymous
48. “Sometimes, you just need to chill and have some pineapple.” – Anonymous
49. “Always thinking of pineapples on the beach.” – Anonymous
50. “If friends were pineapples, I would pick you.” – Anonymous
51. “Feeling like one cute pineapple.” – Anonymous
52. “Anytime is a good time for pineapples.” – Anonymous
53. “I even love pineapples on my pizza!” – Anonymous
54. “Pineapples in the morning, pineapples late at night. Pineapples all day!” – Anonymous
55. “Always wear your invisible crown.” – Anonymous
56. “Dang, you pine.” – Anonymous
57. “If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’” – Anonymous
58. “When life gives you pineapples, just add rum.” – Anonymous
59. “Be kind and truthful, and life will be fruitful.” – Anonymous
60. “Tropic like it’s hot.” – Anonymous
61. “Work that crown.” – Anonymous
62. “Passports and pineapples.” – Anonymous
63. “Pineapples fix everything.” – Anonymous
64. “You had me at pineapple.” – Anonymous
65. “Yesterday, I wanted pineapple. Today, I’m eating pineapple. Follow your dreams!” – Anonymous
66. “I don’t care what the question is. Pineapples are the answer.” – Anonymous
67. “You can’t be a sweet pineapple with a prickly attitude.” – Anonymous
68. “You are one tough pineapple!” – Anonymous
69. “Pineapple calories don’t count!” – Anonymous
70. “Have a pinetastic day!” – Anonymous
71. “Pineapples will never be as sweet as my love for you.” – Anonymous
72. “Dear pineapple, I think about you all the time.” – Anonymous
73. “I love you more than pineapples.” – Anonymous
74. “Life is sweet.” – Anonymous
75. “Be tall and be sweet.” – Anonymous
76. “Pineapples just make the world a better place.” – Anonymous
77. “I’m just here for the pineapples.” – Anonymous
78. “You can be a real pine in my neck, but I still love you.” – Anonymous
79. “Peace, love, and pineapples.” – Anonymous
80. “I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan.” – Sophie Kinsella
81. “All I need is a palm tree and a pineapple.” – Anonymous
82. “So pine and so fresh.” – Anonymous
83. “I believe summer is a state of mind.” – Anonymous
84. “Stay golden—just like the pineapple.” – Anonymous
85. “Ocean air, salty hair.” – Anonymous
86. “Stay fresh.” – Anonymous
87. “Tropical state of mind.” – Anonymous
88. “Sun, sand, and a pineapple in hand.” – Anonymous
89. “I have a craving for pineapples and the beach.” – Anonymous
90. “Live life, eat pineapples.” – Anonymous
91. “A pineapple and a beach is all I need!” – Anonymous
92. “It’s pine-o-clock somewhere!” – Anonymous
93. “I look sweet, but I will poke you!” – Anonymous
94. “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SquarePants!” – SpongeBob
95. “I thought ‘Pineapple Express’ was hilarious.” – J. B. Smoove
96. “I don’t speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I had to be, like, ‘Excuse me, pineapple dog house red, what time is it library?’—no problem.” – Eugene Mirman
97. “It was really fun on the set of ‘Pineapple Express.’ I mean, how could I not have fun? It was exactly what you think it would be.” – Seth Rogen
98. “Nobody missed the candles, because when you’re eating pineapple upside-down cake, there is nothing much left to wish for.” – Jenny Wingfield
99. “Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!” – W. C. Fields
100. “I think I was a mermaid and I used to swim the shores of Hawaii, and used to pop up and see coconuts and pineapples everywhere.” – Ella Henderson
101. “Done good adulating. Let’s be pineapples.” – Anonymous
102. “I describe my music as a mix of juices—Tropicana orange juice and a little bit of off-brand pineapple juice. I guess you could call it generic-brand pineapple-wave.” – Mike Tucker
103. “A Mai Tai with pineapple. It’s like vacation in a glass!” – Katie Lee
104. “I can’t wait to get off the stage, because I’ve got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next!” – Mitch Hedberg
105. “By the rotten snout, he sniffs the pineapples.” – Anonymous
106. “Where is it written that houses must be beige? Any dun-colored house would look better if painted pineapple, cream, ochre, or even a smart sage.” – Frances Mayes
107. “Stupid national anthem. Look at this flag; two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit.” – Bill Bailey
108. “If you speak to him of a machine for peeling a potato, he will pronounce it impossible: if you peel a potato with it before his eyes, he will declare it useless because it will not slice a pineapple.” – Charles Babbage
109. “The next morning we experienced our very first ‘full English breakfast,’ which consisted of tea, orange juice, cookies, oatmeal, granola, berries, bananas, croissants, grapes, pineapples.” – Jared Brock
110. “The filling burned Charlie’s tongue, but he had to agree. Waipo’s pineapple cakes were the stuff of legend, and this particular batch tasted extra special.” – Caroline Tung Richmond
111. “I don’t really cook much. I’m more of a baker. My favorite things to bake that everybody loves, and I can only keep in the house for about 10 minutes, are 7-Up cake and Pineapple Upside-Down Cake.” – Jada Pinkett Smith
112. “A pineapple is a compilation of berries that grow and fuse together. When joined, they create a single fruit.” – Suzy Kassem
113. “As a kid, I’d play with homemade recipes, like putting pineapple on my face to exfoliate my skin and doing facial steams with or peppermint oils.” – Demi Lovato
114. “There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That’s—that’s about it.” – Winston Groom
115. “Know what I love? All those different textures. The smooth bananas, the stringy pineapple, and crunchy pecans. Nothing like it.” – James Villas
116. “Here’s the only thing I know for sure: chopped pineapple is incredible on hot dogs. Honest to God, I love pineapple on everything.” – Beth Harbison
117. “Fresh, juicy pineapple rings—not from a can—encircle not maraschino cherries but lovely candied cherries from Nob Hill Grocers.” – Jennie Shortridge
118. “I always like to start my morning with a good amount of fruit. I really like pineapple, particularly because of the enzymes that it has.” – Cynthia Nixon
119. “She described a new variety she was trying out in the regular size. Pineapple-mango. I’m calling it Tropical Delight.” – Roisin Meaney
120. “The dessert plates were arranged with delicate biscuits and pineapple cream served in cunning little glazed pots.” – Lisa Kleypas
121. “I felt myself as coming from a caramelized planet, an upside-down planet, pineapple-cratered.” – Richard Rodriguez
122. “Upon a low-hanging branch sat Tarzan directly above the majestic, supple body as it forged silently through the thick jungle. He hurled a pineapple at the ancient enemy of his people. The great beast stopped and, turning, eyed the taunting figure above her.” – Edgar Rice Burroughs
123. “Dinner that night was pizza, homemade by her father. It had slices of green pepper on it and, of all things, pineapple chunks. Coraline ate the entire slice she was given.” – Neil Gaiman
124. “I will have you know there is probably less pineapple at your average luau than in my system at this moment.” – Qwen Salsbury
125. “Sometimes, a pineapple wishes it was a coconut.” – Anonymous
126. “Pineapple reduces swelling.” – Olivia Culpo
127. “He called her a melon, a pineapple, an olive tree, an emerald, and a fox in the snow all in the space of three seconds; he did not know whether he had heard her, tasted her, seen her, or all three together.” – Virginia Woolf
128. “Eat the pineapple only when it is ripe.” – Anonymous
129. “At one point in time, Lanai grew 98% of the world’s pineapples. Now, most of the world’s pineapples are grown in two places; Costa Rica and Panama, because no one wants to spend $45 on a pineapple from the United States.” – Larry Ellison
