100 Pulp Fiction Quotes on Life, Faith, and Forgiveness

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1. “Play with matches, you get burned.” – Vincent Vega

2. “‎That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just shut the f*ck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.” – Mia Wallace

3. “Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.” – Jules Winnfield

4. “Just because you are a character doesn’t mean that you have character.” – The Wolf

5. “If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions.” – Jules Winnfield

6. “I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I’ve had a gun pointed at me.” – Jules Winnfield

7. “English, m*th*rf*ck*r, do you speak it?” – Jules Winnfield

8. “F*ck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.” – Marsellus Wallace

9. “Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he’s wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?” – Vincent Vega

10. “Look, do you wanna play blind man? Go walk with the shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide f*ck*ng open.” – Jules Winnfield

11. “I’m trying, Ringo. I’m trying real hard to be the shepherd.” – Jules Winnfield

12. “Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it’s necessary to yak about b*llsh*t in order to be comfortable?” – Mia Wallace

13. “A dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.” – Jules Winnfield 

14. “Trying to forget anything as intriguing as this would be an exercise in futility.” – Mia Wallace

15. “If I’m curt with you it’s because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the f*ck*ng car.” – The Wolf

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16. “Besides, isn’t it more exciting when you don’t have permission?” – Mia Wallace

17. “I’m sorry. Did I break your concentration?” – Jules Winnfield

18. “It’s unfortunate that what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.” – Fabienne

19. “There’s a passage that I got memorized, which seems appropriate for this situation. Ezekiel 25:17. ‘The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”’ – Jules Winnfield

20. “Yeah, well the days of me forgetting are over, and the days of me remembering have just begun.” – Pumpkin

21. “Get the f*ck out my face with that sh*t! The m*th*rf*ck*r that said that sh*t never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb *ss.” – Jules Winnfield

22. “Oh, man, I will never forgive your *ss for this sh*t. This is some f*ck*d-*p repugnant sh*t.” – Jules Winnfield

23. “It’s the one that says bad m*th*rf*ck*r.” – Jules Winnfield

24. “Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again. I dare you. I double-dare you, m*th*rf*ck*r, say ‘what’ one more g*dd*mn time!” – Jules Winnfield

25. “You’re going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she’s got, uh, breastplate. So you gotta pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.” – Lance

26. “I’m American, honey. Our names don’t mean sh*t.” – Butch Coolidge

27. “Now I wanna dance, I wanna win, I want that trophy—so dance good.” – Mia Wallace

28. “Nobody’s gonna hurt anybody. We’re gonna be like three little Fonzies here.” – Jules Winnfield

29. “No, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the f*ck a quarter pounder is.” – Vincent Vega

30. “Any of you f*ck*ng pr*cks move, and I’ll execute every m*th*rf*ck*ng last one of ya!” – Honey Bunny

31. “That’s how you’re gonna beat ’em, Butch. They keep underestimating you.” – Butch Coolidge

32. “Well, that’s why I’ve been sitting here contemplating. First, I’m gonna deliver this case to Marsellus, then basically I’m just gonna walk the earth.” – Jules Winnfield

33. “Until God puts me where he wants me to be.” – Jules Winnfield

34. “If it takes forever, then I’ll walk forever.” – Jules Winnfield

35. “God came down from heaven and stopped these m*th*rf*ck*ng bullets.” – Jules Winnfield

36. “We should be f*ck*n’ dead, my friend! What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to f*ck*ng acknowledge it!” – Jules Winnfield

37. “Besides, even if you went all the way, what would you be? Feather-weight champion of the world. Who gives a sh*t? I doubt you can even get a credit card based on that.” – Marsellus Wallace

38. “Any time of the day is a good time for pie.” – Fabienne

39. “You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic m*th*rf*ck*rs. M*th*rf*ck*rs who thought their *ss would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it doesn’t.” – Marsellus Wallace

40. “Normally, both your *ss*s would be dead as f*ck*ng fried , but you happen to pull this sh*t while I’m in a transitional period, so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can’t give you this case; it doesn’t belong to me. Besides, I’ve already been through too much sh*t this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb *ss.” – Jules Winnfield

41. “The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his *ss. Five long years, he wore this watch up his *ss. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my *ss for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I will give the watch to you.” – Captain Koons

42. “All right, it was a miracle. Can we go now?” – Vincent Vega

43. “Just hang in there, baby. You’re doin’ great. Ringo’s proud of you and so am I. It’s almost over. Tell her you’re proud of her.” – Jules Winnfield

44. “From here on in, you can consider my *ss retired.” – Jules Winnfield

45. “They call it a Royale with cheese.” – Vincent Vega

46. “Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.” – Jules Winnfield

47. “You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?” – Vincent Vega

48. “Mmm! This is a tasty burger!” – Jules Winnfield

49. “Don’t you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?” – Mia Wallace

50. “Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.” – Jules Winnfield

51. “Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know cuz I wouldn’t eat the filthy m*th*rf*ck*r.” – Jules Winnfield

52. “That’s a pretty f*ck*ng good milkshake. I don’t know if it’s worth five dollars, but it’s pretty f*ck*ng good.” – Vincent Vega

53. “Three tomatoes are walking down the street: papa tomato, mama tomato, and baby tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind. The papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him, says, ‘Ketchup!’” – Mia Wallace

54. “You don’t have to tell me how good my coffee is, ok? I’m the one who buys it; I know how good it is.” – Jimmie

55. “Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.” – Vincent Vega

56. “I ain’t saying it’s right. But you’re saying a foot massage doesn’t mean nothing, and I’m saying it does.” – Vincent Vega

57. “Yeah, but you are aware that there’s an invention called television, and on this invention, they show shows, right?” – Jules Winnfield

58. “Hey, whaddya think about Trudi? She ain’t got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high?” – Lance

59. “Pretty please with sugar on top, clean the f*ck*ng car.” – The Wolf

60. “You know, I’m getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage myself.” – Vincent Vega

61. “I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I’m a f*ck*n’ race car, right, and you got me the red. And I’m just sayin’, I’m just sayin’ that it’s f*ck*n’ dangerous to have a race car in the f*ck*n’ red. That’s all. I could blow.” – Vincent Vega

62. “Well, I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ m*th*rf*ck*r, m*th*rf*ck*r! Every time my fingers touch my brain, I’m superfly T.N.T., I’m the guns of the Navarone!” – Jules Winnfield

63. “It ain’t no f*ck*ng ballpark neither! Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know touching his wife’s feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain’t the same f*ck*ng ballpark. It ain’t the same league. It ain’t even the same f*ck*ng sport! Look, foot massages don’t mean sh*t!” – Jules Winnfield

64. “Don’t be telling me about foot massages, I’m the foot f*ck*n’ master.” – Jules Winnfield

65. “Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when m*th*rf*ck*rs get scared, that’s when m*th*rf*ck*rs accidentally get shot.” – Jules Winnfield

66. “Sh*t, yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don’t be tickling or nothing.” – Jules Winnfield

67. “I think it looks like a wax museum with a pulse.” – Vincent Vega

68. “Which one’s Trudi? The one with all the sh*t in her face?” – Vincent Vega

69. “Like a couple of guys who just blew off somebody’s head!” – The Wolf

70. “Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car or in the jailhouse with the cops?” – Vincent Vega

71. “Marvin, what do you make of all of this?” – Vincent Vega

72. “If you’re alright, then say something.” – Lance

73. “You’re really thinking about quitting?” – Vincent Vega

74. “I’m proud of you, Honey Bunny.” – Pumpkin

75. “They speak English in what?” – Pumpkin

76. “Check out the big brain on Brett!” – Jules Winnfield

77. “I’ll be there in two shakes of a lamb’s tail.” – Mia Wallace

78. “I promise I won’t laugh.” – Vincent Vega

79. “You just know, you touch him, you die.” – Yolanda

80. “Man, I don’t even have an opinion.” – Yolanda

81. “Yo-yo-yo, man, you best back off—I’m getting pissed here.” – Jules Winnfield

82. “I have to go powder my nose.” – Mia Wallace

83. “All right, everybody be cool—this is a robbery!” – Pumpkin

84. “I love you, Honey Bunny.” – Pumpkin

85. “I said God damn, God damn, God damn!” – Mia Wallace

86. “Correctamundo. And that’s what we’re gonna be. We’re gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I’m gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your *ss down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One, two, three.” – Jules Winnfield

87. “Hey, man, my name’s Paul, and that sh*t’s between y’all.” – Paul

88. “You must be Jules, which would make you Vincent. Let’s get down to brass tacks, gentlemen. If I was informed correctly, the clock is ticking, is that right, Jimmie?” – The Wolf

89. “You don’t take your f*ck*ng hand off that case, it’ll be your last.” – Pumpkin

90. “There’s a sensuous thing going on where you don’t talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, f*ck*ng Marsellus knew it, and Antoine should have f*ck*ng better known better.” – Vincent Vega

91. “Jules, if you give that f*ck*n’ nimrod $1,500, I’m gonna shoot him on general principles.” – Vincent Vega

92. “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. Eating a b*tch out and giving a b*tch a foot massage ain’t even the same f*ck*ng thing.” – Jules Winnfield

93. “Well, that seems to be the situation. But I don’t want that. And you don’t want that. And Ringo here definitely doesn’t want that.” – Jules Winnfield

94. “No marriage counselling, no trial separation. I’m gonna get divorced. And I don’t wanna get divorced!” – Jimmie

95. “Yo, flock of seagulls, you know why we’re here? Why don’t you tell my man Vincent where you got the sh*t hid at?” – Jules Winnfield

96. “I was led to believe that if she comes home and finds us here, she wouldn’t appreciate it none too much?” – The Wolf

97. “Zed’s dead, . Zed’s dead.” – Butch Coolidge

98. “I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’ma get medieval on your *ss.” – Marsellus Wallace

99. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go home and have a heart attack.” – Vincent Vega