2. “What I do in my personal time is about me. If other people don’t agree, then it doesn’t matter ’cause it’s my opinion, and that’s what counts at the end of the day.”
3. “Live life to the fullest because everything else is uncertain.”
4. “My ideas for the future? To take over the world.”
5. “You can’t go to sleep without a cup of tea, and maybe that’s the reason that you talk in your sleep.”
6. “Even if there’s a tiny, tiny chance, isn’t that worth going for it?”
7. “If you want to do something, go for it. You’ve got nothing to lose.”
8. “Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.”
9. “We’re not perfect. We’re not clean cut. We’re just trying to be ourselves.”
10. “If you want to go somewhere, you can do. Nothing is stopping you.”
11. “It’s incredible to have people show their support when you’re doing something you love.”
12. “You can lay in bed and think you don’t stand a chance, that’s what all of us thought, and here we are. We ended up doing all right.”
13. “And remember, people, you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!”
14. “There’s nothing that annoys me more than people being horrible to my mates.”
15. “When you’re in love, you’ll do anything. I’d go to the end of the world.”
16. “I like kisses that aren’t too fast or rushed. That’s what makes a good kiss.”
17. “I like someone who doesn’t take life too seriously. I hate people who are a bit uptight.”
18. “As long as we’ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book, we’ll be fine.”
19. “Sometimes, I think I’m not normal, and I get weirder and weirder every day.”
20. “To be honest, I don’t think I’m the best role model in the world. I’m pretty immature sometimes.”
21. “If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap with a baseball bat.”
22. “I don’t know if we’ll ever get used to the attention from the fans.”
23. “Fans always tell me I’m beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them.”
24. “Find something that helps you get out of bed in the morning!”
25. “I’m constantly learning as a songwriter, so naturally, that makes you grow as an artist. But I also think the more time I spend in music, the more time I feel I understand it, or at least I understand where I stand amongst the industry and my identity within it all.”
26. “I will confess, I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I’ll start the night with her, but then, I’ll help out the guys by making them sound like the most incredible guys in the world.”
27. “I would go back to the past and watch one of the early Beatles shows because they were such a massive part of cultural history. As a younger person, you feel you missed out on that.”
28. “I want a girl who is fun and loves adventure.”
29. “I think my mom just filled me with confidence. I just thought I was the best at everything. Like any mother, really.”
30. “All my mates are at university, and it’s a life I haven’t had a chance to enjoy, so it’s great to turn up and sample a bit of it.”
31. “I’m not great with money. I’d go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My and girlfriend sort it out. I’m not driven by it, but I love to be generous.”
32. “I grew up in Doncaster and have felt the love for football run through the town. It’s for that reason that I have a real personal passion to make Doncaster Rovers a success story.”
33. “One thing that I miss because we spend a lot of time in America is English food, like cooked breakfast and Sunday dinners.”
34. “I can’t really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.”
35. “I’m a very loyal boyfriend. I’m a bit of a joker. I can be romantic, but not too sickly.”
36. “I just like really simple things. If I had been on tour for a while and I got to come back and take my girlfriend Eleanor on a date, we would go to the cinema and then out for dinner.”
37. “I want my first son to be called, ‘Tommy.’ It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson.”
38. “When I’m at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It’s quite funny.”
39. “I’m normally last, and I’m quite a late person, and that is just who I am.”
40. “A frustration that I’ve had recently is that a lot of songs that I listen to draw on scenarios that aren’t very realistic, so I just wanted to do something that was more down to earth. And I think my fans, who already know a lot about me, will learn something new.”
41. “We don’t dance because we can’t dance. Our shows, production-wise, are always quite minimal. We always try and keep it more about us having fun and stay away from gimmicks.”
42. “I had this dream that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away, and none of the boys were helping me!”
43. “You know what, it would just be amazing to be remembered. You know, like a mom telling a daughter, ‘The boyband of my time, One Direction, they just had fun, and they’re just normal guys but terrible, terrible dancers.'”
44. “And I’d marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.”
45. “Woah! Calm down, curly!”
46. “One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M’s in alphabetical order.”
47. “And as for you, stop having curly hair!”
48. “My favorite music isn’t necessarily the songs that One Direction comes out with. That doesn’t mean to say I don’t secretly really love some of our songs, which I do.”
49. “I’ve been told throughout my career that I have good instincts, and the idea of discovery and development in terms of a new artist is so exciting to me. Being only 25 and in a position where I might be able to grant opportunities is really cool.”
50. “Zayn’s good to just sit down and chat to about pretty much anything. At the end of the night, we just sit around and talk about our life before One Direction, or anything at all, really.”
51. “You can’t do it by yourself, oh, whatever tears you apart. Don’t let it break your heart.”
52. “I’m wasting my time when it was always you, always you.”
53. “Face-to-face at the table. This is everything I’ve waited for now. We can finally have a conversation.”
54. “I’m breaking my own rules. I’m crying like a fool.”
55. “And I don’t know what I’d do without you now.”
56. “But you once told me, ‘Don’t give up, you can do it day by day, and diamonds, they don’t turn to dust or fade away.'”
57. “Wish I didn’t need so much of you. I hate to say, but I do.”
58. “For every question ‘why,’ you were my ‘because.'”
59. “I guess some queens don’t need a crown.”
60. “Never thought that giving up would be so hard, but God, I’m missing you and your addictive heart.”
61. “My personal tastes. I actually like quite a bit acoustic and more mellow kinds of things. I quite like American music, like The Fray. I’m a massive fan of them and The Killers.”
62. “I think in general, doing The X-Factor with the Steve Aoki song was the most difficult time, but also, weirdly, the most rewarding as well. I definitely felt like I couldn’t do it, and then I definitely felt the support from everyone around me, the friends and family, but also the fans and people outside of that.”
63. “Tell me, do you? Tell me, do you still remember feeling young?”
64. “For me, Robbie Williams was a massive influence when I was growing up, but also Cheryl Cole. Being in her presence was intimidating because she’s so hot.”
65. “When I was growing up, we didn’t have a massive house, and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!”
66. “I feel very honored to have been asked to sign for Rovers, and being able to help both the club and the amazing charity, Bluebell Wood, is what it’s all about.”
67. “All our fans are always very loud, especially Scousers.”
68. “It’s important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mom would be horrified if I behaved any differently, and I have sisters and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.”
69. “But you know, we couldn’t compare what we do with what the British athletes did at the Olympics. We are very proud to be British, and if we have done our bit to promote Britain in a historic year for the country, that’s brilliant.”
70. “I want to see the Doncaster Rovers supporters get the club the success it deserves.”
71. “If I were a food, I’d be a chili because, you know, I’m hot.”
72. “In my first video diary, I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now, I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.”
73. “Somebody needs help! Raah! Superman is here!”
74. “Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he’s a fungi!”
75. “I once woke up at a random guy’s house, and I didn’t actually know who he was.”
76. “If I were to look in your ferigerator, refridgefreetorator, fridge. What would I find?”
77. “Those sound like the three best answers I’ve ever heard on this show, even though it’s the first-ever of this show!”
78. “I’d like to make a shout out. Shout out!”
79. “Swag master from Doncaster!”
80. “Ahh, the light!”
81. “I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.”
82. “There are six r’s.”
83. “I love the big, red bus!”
84. “I’m Louis, the Tommo Tomlinson!”
85. “The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops, and playing Playstation.”
86. “It shouldn’t come as no surprise anymore. I know you said that you’d give me another chance.”
87. “You got me so addicted to the drama. I tell myself I’m done with wicked games.”
88. “Oh, it’s the bingo playing wizard. I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!”
89. “I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.”
90. “I am going slightly deaf in my right ear. It’s tinnitus, something like that.”
91. “Stop the traffic. Let them through.”
92. “Mary? She’s mine. Yeah, but we had that thing. She’s mine!”
93. “Check my flow!”
94. “Lesbian rights.”
95. “No, Jimmy protested.”
96. “I’m not perfect. Never have been. Never will be.”
97. “I’m gay. It’s pretty unfortunate.”
98. “Yes! The Tommo is back!”
99. “Ehhhhh. I’m a song!”