3. “I’m in the market, as it were.”
4. “I just need to understand something. So, you will fight against them. They will fight against you. All on account of him wanting to kill him? I say, let them fight each other! While we lay back, watch, have a drink, place some wagers!”
5. “A gentleman would give me a pair of pistols.”
6. “This girl, how far are you willing to go to save her?”
7. “Just and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.”
8. “Is this a dream?”
9. “You forgot one very important thing, mate—I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.”
10. “I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that.”
11. “What do you say to three shillings—and we forget the name?”
12. “Get me out!”
13. “You can sit there waving that bone all day, but the dog is not going to come.”
14. “A wedding? I love ! Drinks all round!!Oh, right. Lock him in the brig?”
15. “There’ll be no living with her after this.”
16. “How much do you know about Davy Jones?”
17. “I can let you drown.”
18. “The last time you left me a pistol with one shot.”
19. “All hands to the boats! Sorry. You give the orders.”
20. “I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always to be dishonest.”
21. “Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.”
22. “Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy. I know I’m crazy, therefore I’m not crazy, isn’t that crazy?”
23. “I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.”
24. “I nothing, ever.”
25. “The seas may be rough, but I am the Captain! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail.”
26. “You’ve stolen me and I’m here to take myself back.”
27. “You may kill me, but you might never insult me.”
28. “You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me.”
29. “I like it. Simple, easy to remember.”
30. “My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.”
31. “You lied to me by telling me the truth?”
32. “Mate, if you chose to lock your heart away, you’ll lose her for certain.”
33. “The only rules that really matter are these—what a man can do, and what a man can’t do.”
34. “Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?”
35. “This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.”
36. “Wherever we want to go, we go.”
37. “You’re the ones in need of rescuing and I’m not sure if I’m in the mood.”
38. “Take what you can, give nothing back.”
39. “I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.”
40. “One word—love, curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it—to act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it’s like. One day, you won’t be able to resist.”
41. “Have you not met Will Turner? He’s noble, heroic, terrific soprano, worth at least four, maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention he’s in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?”
42. “Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones’ crew.”
43. “And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbuncle?”
44. “I love this song! Really bad eggs!”
45. “All these beautiful mermaids—creatures of legend and lore, right in front of me! What an exciting adventure, indeed!”
46. “Drink up, ‘me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me! A toast to piracy and its many shiny rewards.”
47. “Right, mates. Now it’s our turn! Let’s show old Captain Calamari what we’re made of, eh? Savvy? Port side cannon, fire!”
48. “Well done, mates. I knew you had it in you. Now, come back in eight minutes and we’ll do it all over again, eh?”
49. “You need to find yourself a girl, mate.”
50. “Why fight when you can negotiate?”
51. “Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.”
52. “It’s not so much the destination as it is the journey.”
53. “I’ve got a jar of dirt!”
54. “If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.”
55. “The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.”
56. “Why is the rum always gone?”
57. “Nobody move! I dropped ‘me brain!”
58. “No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder.”
59. “Not all treasure’s silver and gold, mate.”
60. “Better to not know which moment may be your last.”
61. “No cause is lost. If there is, but one fool left to fight for it.”
62. “Guard the boat, mind the tide, don’t touch my dirt.”
63. “So, shall we seal it in blood? I mean, ink?”
64. “You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.”
65. “Ah! The dark side of ambition.”
66. “I knew you’d warm up to me eventually.”
67. “It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.”
