1. “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” – Max

2. “Oh, look! Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” – Winifred Sanderson

3. “I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.” – Thackery Binx

4. “You lit the Black Flamed Candle?” – Cop

5. “I put a spell on you and now you’re mine.” – Winifred Sanderson

6. “Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?” – Winifred Sanderson

7. “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” – Dani

8. “It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!” – Dani

9. “Goodbye cruel world.” – Winifred Sanderson

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10. “You know, I’ve always wanted a child. Now I think I’ll have one, on toast!” – Winifred Sanderson

11. “Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years.” – Winifred Sanderson

12. “It reeks of children!” – Mary Sanderson

13. “Well, fancy! We desire children.” – Winifred Sanderson

14. “Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx!” – Winifred Sanderson

15. “I killed you once. I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang onto your heads!” – Winifred Sanderson

16. “Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the in her hair.” – Mary Sanderson

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17. “Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?” – Winifred Sanderson

18. “You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!” – Thackery Binx

19. “Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, , and old boyfriends.” – Allison

20. “Damn, damn, damn! Double damn.” – Winifred Sanderson

21. “Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” – Billy Butcherson

22. “Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe! Dead! Dead! Dead!” – Sarah Sanderson

23. “Bubble, bubble. I’m in trouble!” – Bus Driver

24. “‘Tis firm! ‘Tis firm as stone!” – Sarah Sanderson

25. “I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!” – Bus Driver

26. “Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.” – Winifred Sanderson

27. “Welcome to High School Hell.” – Max

28. “They’re very health-conscious in Los Angeles.” – Ernie

29. “You want to smash some pumpkins?” – Jay

30. “Well, I don’t know. Cat’s got my tongue.” – Winifred Sanderson

31. “Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.” – Max

32. “Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.” – Max

33. “Shove it, Satan!” – Master’s Wife

34. “It is a prison for children.” – Winifred Sanderson

35. “Aren’t you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating?” – Master’s Wife

36. “We’ll be younger in the morning.” – Winifred Sanderson

37. “Come little children, I’ll take thee away into a land of enchantment. Come little children, the time has come to play here in my garden of magic.” – Sarah Sanderson

38. “Come, we fly!” – Winifred Sanderson

39. “Dance, dance, dance, until you die!” – Winifred Sanderson

40. “I love you, jerkface.” – Dani

41. “I am beautiful! Boys will love me!” – Sarah Sanderson

42. “We’re young!” – Mary Sanderson

43. “Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me.” – Max

44. “Farewell, mortal bus boy!” – Sarah Sanderson

45. “I’ll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too, and their children after that, and their children after that. Forever and ever.” – Dani

46. “Please don’t be sad for me.” – Thackery Binx

47. “He’s a good zombie.” – Max