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50 Gomez Addams Quotes for Romantics at Heart

Check out the complete list below. 

And make sure to read these and .

1. “I loved her not for the way she danced with my angels, but for the way the sound of her name could silence my demons.” 

2. “I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” 

3. “You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.” 

4. “Woo her, admire her. Make her feel like she is the most sublime creature on Earth.” 

5. “Perfection achieved. We are the luckiest brothers on Earth. We are unworthy of such splendor, undeserving of such radiance.” 

6. “Are you in unbearable pain? Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture?” 

7. “How long has it been since we’ve waltzed?”

8. “You are the only in the garden of my life.” 

9. “We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled. We danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.” 

10. “Right and wrong, who’s to say which we should refuse? All we know, love survives either way we choose. Where, you ask, do we go when the world’s not right? You and I, we reply, someplace out of sight.” 

11. “To live without you, only that would be torture.”

12. “You bewitched me. I proposed that very night.”

13. “It would be beguiling to be on the moon with you, Cara mia. Especially if we landed on the dark side.”

14. “Mm! Morticia. You have to try these coffee grounds. They have a wonderful grit!”

15. “My love, it’s game night. Wednesday will be home soon. So why don’t you come and join us?”

16. “When you are an Addams. You need to really love your wife!”

17. “Now, if you will observe, my dear, croquet is a combination of two things: balance, timing, peripheral vision, superb coordination, and a killer’s instinct.” 

18. “They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!”

19. “We’re Addamses.”

20. “‘How do you take it off?’ That’s absurd! That finger trap was a party favor at his 10th birthday! He wore that finger trap for two years! Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet!”

21. “Is it painful?”

22. “Eres Divina.”

23. “Good show, old man.” 

24. “Oh, Tish. That’s French.” 

25. “Smell that air, Fester! Like a tomb.”

26. “Unhappy, darling?”

27. “En garde, Monsieur Soleil.”

28. “Good man. Good thinking!”

29. “It is a wonderful hat.”

30. “Aha! Showtime!”

31. “You will meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won’t press charges.”

32. “Ahh, picture in domestic tranquility, Hemlock on the hearth, and my lovely wife feeding the piranha.”

33. “I didn’t hate my mother. It was an accident!”

34. “I hope that someday you’ll know the indescribable joy of having children and of paying someone else to raise them.”

35. “You are so dashing, you could have any woman you wanted: dead or alive.”

36. “To mirth, to merriment, to manslaughter.” 

37. “What? Come on, old man, I’ve smoked since I was five. Mother insisted.” 

38. “At his request, I would rip out my eyes. At his command, I would crawl on my belly through hot coals and broken glass.”

39. “I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!” 

40. “Two, ten, eleven. Eyes, fingers, toes!”

41. “Think of it, Thing. For 25 years, we’ve attempted to contact Fester in the great beyond, and for 25 years, nothing. I’m beginning to think my brother truly is lost.” 

42. “Has the planet gone mad? My brother, passion’s hostage. I seek justice-denied! I shall not submit! I shall conquer! I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!”

43. “I’m blinded by such beauty.”

44. “Leather straps, red-hot pokers!”

45. “Spirits above me. Give me a sign! Shall I be joyous? Or shall I be damned?”

46. “Remember that fateful night?”

47. “Sorry about the window, Judge. Keep the ball; I have a whole bucket full.”

48. “Mor…Morticia. Morticia? Morticia what? Slow down! It’s terrible when you stutter!”

49. “I would speak with Fester if that were Fester. But that is not! That is an impostor! An impostor!”

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