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1. “If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.” – Sarah
2. “I knew I knew you, I knew I knew you. But you ain’t you. You can’t be you. We put you through the window. There ain’t no coming back. This is the really-real world, there ain’t no coming back. We killed you dead, there ain’t no coming back! There ain’t no coming back! There ain’t no coming back!” – T-Bird
3. “People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can’t rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.” – Sarah
4. “Dad gave me this. Fifth birthday. He said, ‘Childhood’s over the moment you know you’re gonna die.’” – Top Dollar
5. “Our friend T-Bird won’t be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death.” – Top Dollar
6. “He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They’re all dead. They just don’t know it yet.” – Eric Draven
7. “The crow is his link between the land of the living and the realm of the dead.” – Myca
8. “Mother is the name for God, on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you. Your daughter is out there on the streets waiting for you.” – Eric Draven
9. “It can’t rain all the time.” – Eric Draven
10. “Take your shot, Funboy. You got me dead, bang.” – Eric Draven
11. “Is that gasoline I smell?” – Eric Draven
12. “You heard me rapping, right?” – Eric Draven
13. “Victims, aren’t we all?” – Eric Draven
14. “I thought I’d use your front door.” – Eric Draven
15. “And I say I’m dead, and I move.” – Eric Draven
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16. “That’s him! But, he looked different. He was all painted up white like some sort of dead wh*r*! I seen him!” – Skank
17. “I’m not gonna kill you. Your job will be to tell the rest of them that death is coming for them tonight. Tell them Eric Draven sends his regards.” – Eric Draven
18. “You’re the guy that murdered Tin-Tin.” – Sergeant Albrecht
19. “Yeah, I shanked her pink *ss and she loved it! Murderer? Murderer?! Let me tell you about murder—it’s fun, it’s easy, and you gonna learn all about it.” – Tin-Tin
20. “When someone’s dead, they can’t come back, can they?” – Sarah
21. “Abashed, the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.” – T-Bird
22. “No, I want you to set a fire so g*dd*mn big, the gods will notice us again, that’s what I’m sayin’. I want all of you boys to be able to look me straight in the eye one more time and say, ‘Are we having fun or what?’” – Top Dollar
23. “Ya know, my daddy used to say every man’s got a devil. And you can’t rest till you find him.” – Top Dollar
24. “Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one—‘Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.’” – Eric Draven
25. “A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell, and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn’t do that walking against the wind sh*t, I hate that.” – Sergeant Albrecht
26. “Little things used to mean so much to Shelly—I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial.” – Eric Draven
27. “You know, Lake Erie actually caught on fire once from all the crap floating around in it. I wish I could’ve seen that.” – T-Bird
28. “A building gets torched, all that is left is ashes. I used to think that was true about everything, families, friends, feelings. But, now I know that sometimes if love proves real, two people who are meant to be together, nothing can keep them apart.” – Sarah
29. “I got stabbed! I shot the son of a b*tch! I watched the bullet hole close by itself. And then my business gets blown up real good. Other than that, my day sucked.” – Gideon
30. “I have something to give you. I don’t want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you.” – Eric Draven
31. “Well, gentlemen—by all means—I think we oughta have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol’ Tin-Tin.” – Top Dollar
32. “Do you know someone named T-Bird? He had a friend who shouldn’t have played with knives.” – Eric Draven
33. “I saw him too. He had a guitar. He winked at me before he jumped out a fourth-floor window like he had wings.” – Grange
34. “You are seriously f*ck*d up. Would you look in the mirror? I mean, you need professional help!” – Funboy
35. “I want you to tell me a story—a man and a woman in a loft a year ago.” – Eric Draven
36. “G*dd*mn creatures of the night. They never learn.” – Gideon
37. “It’s more like surfing than skating. I wish the rain would stop just once.” – Sarah
38. “Guess it’s not a good day to be a bad guy, huh, Skank?” – Eric Draven
39. “Look what you’ve done—to my sheets.” – Funboy
40. “I see you have made your decision, now let’s see you enforce it.” – Eric Draven
41. “So you’re him, huh? The Avenger. The Killer of Killers. Nice outfit. I’m not sure about the face, though.” – Top Dollar
42. “Are you gonna vanish into thin air again?” – Sergeant Albrecht
43. “This is a first. Do I bow or do I curtsy?” – Gideon
44. “Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy—now that’s fun!” – Top Dollar
45. “You burn yourself playing with matches?” – Grange
46. “A whole jolly club with jolly pirate nicknames!” – Eric Draven
47. “Don’t any of your street-demons have real grown-up names?” – Detective Torres
48. “I’d like you to meet two buddies of mine. We never miss.” – Tin-Tin
49. “I call it blood, detective. I suppose you’ll write it up as ‘graffiti.’” – Sergeant Albrecht
50. “Oh, sh*t. You’re bleeding all over the place. I thought, you know, you were invincible.” – Sergeant Albrecht
51. “My livelihood got flushed and went swirling.” – Gideon
52. “Aw, this is already boring the sh*t out of me. Kill ‘im!” – Top Dollar
53. “I feel like a little worm on a big f*ck*n’ hook.” – Skank
54. “For a ghost, you bleed just fine.” – Top Dollar
55. “So many cops, you’d think they givin’ away donuts.” – Sergeant Albrecht
56. “Suddenly, I heard a tapping, as if someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.” – Eric Draven
57. “Police! Don’t move—I said don’t move!” – Sergeant Albrecht
58. “So, kill the crow and destroy the man.” – Grange
59. “What the f*ck are you talking about?” – Gideon
60. “Yeah, you’re looking for a coroner, sh*t-for-brains. Oh, sh*t. Oh, sh*t on me! Sh*t on me. Sh*t on me!” – Gideon
61. “Don’t you ever f*ck*ng die?” – Funboy
62. “Quick impression for you—caw! Caw! Bang! F*ck, I’m dead!” – Top Dollar
63. “F*ck you, Tin-Tin!” – Skank
64. “What the f*ck are you supposed to be, man?” – T-Bird
65. “You know, you’re directly out of your f*ck*ng mind! You know that!” – Gideon
66. “And you’re lying to me about Shelly. She’s gonna die, isn’t she?” – Sarah
67. “I got trouble. One of my crew got himself perished.” – T-Bird
68. “She’s not my sister. Shelly just takes care of me. She’s my friend—her and Eric. You lied to her about Eric.” – Sarah
69. “He has power, but it is power you can take from him.” – Myca
70. “You’re trespassing. And you owe me a f*ck*n’ new door!” – Gideon
71. “You, Sarah? Yeah, look. Your sister—she’s gonna be okay.” – Sergeant Albrecht
72. “Yeah, eyes see. One of the most important things I learned from my sister.” – Top Dollar
73. “I knew it was you. Even with the makeup. I remembered your song. You said, ‘Can’t rain all the time.’ That is from your song, right? Come on, Eric, I know you’re here. I miss you and Shelly. Get so lonely all by myself. The hell with you. I thought you cared.” – Sarah
74. “You’re just going to have to forgive me for that.” – Eric Draven
75. “All the power in the world resides in the eyes, fella. Sometimes they’re more useful than the people that bear them.” – Top Dollar
76. “You didn’t say goodbye.” – Sarah
77. “Safest place in the world to be.” – Eric Draven
78. “Sarah, I do care.” – Eric Draven
79. “I can handle it. Don’t worry.” – Eric Draven
80. “Wrong. Best reason to quit. Only reason to quit.” – Top Dollar
81. “I think we broke her.” – Top Dollar
82. “I love her eyes. Pretty.” – Myca
83. “Problem is, it’s all been done before.” – Top Dollar
84. “I like him already.” – Top Dollar
85. “That’s no reason to quit.” – Criminal
86. “I’m your passenger. Drive.” – Eric Draven
87. “Hey, sh*t ain’t even loaded, man.” – Tin-Tin
88. “I was. I’m not anymore.” – Eric Draven
89. “It’s really late, Sarah.” – Eric Draven
90. “Can you put me up for the night?” – Sarah
91. “Sister? She’s supposed to be your sister?” – Gideon
92. “I thought the police always said, ‘Freeze.’” – Eric Draven
93. “Well, I guess you really will need my help, won’t you?” – Sergeant Albrecht
94. “Yeah, and who might that be?” – Top Dollar
95. “I’m looking for something in an engagement ring. Gold.” – Eric Draven
96. “You cheap-*ss, chrome-dome, child-molesting, saprophyte motherf*ck*r!” – Tin-Tin
97. “I got a gun in my pocket!” – Funboy
98. “Which of you motor city motherf*ck*rs wants to bet me this one isn’t?” – T-Bird
99. “And you can choke on them you son of a b*tch!” – Gideon
100. “Whaddya want, man? Money? Drugs? I got ’em. We could use you—you did Tin-Tin. This is business, right?” – T-Bird
101. “I’m not Skank. There’s Skank right there! Skank’s dead.” – Skank
102. “Yeah. Good speech though. I didn’t wanna interrupt you. It sounded good. You gotta write that sh*t down!” – Sergeant Albrecht
103. “Lucky I didn’t stab your fat *ss.” – Tin-Tin
104. “Here’s to Devil’s Night, my new favorite holiday.” – T-Bird
105. “He winked at you? Pf, musicians.” – Top Dollar
106. “What are you supposed to be—a clown or something?” – Sarah
107. “Well, boy, your mama must be damn proud of you!” – Top Dollar
108. “I remember her. We needed to put some fear into that little lady, she wasn’t going along with our tenant relocation program. Then, her idiot boyfriend shows up and turns a simple, sweeping clear into a total cluster f*ck! Who gives a sh*t? It’s ancient history.” – T-Bird
109. “A boy and his bird. Awful touching.” – Top Dollar
110. “They got killed on devil’s night, but they were gonna get married on Halloween? Who gets married on Halloween?” – Lead Cop
111. “Eric didn’t come back for me. He can’t be my friend anymore because, well, I’m alive.” – Sarah
112. “Okay. Gideon blows all to hell and you’re having a chit-chat with some weirdo who winds up in T-Bird’s car when it zigs instead of zags. Then, you steal one of my case files from homicide, and you’re saying this is just a f*ck*ng automobile accident? Come on!” – Detective Torres
113. “If you got something personal, amigo, we can work it out, right?” – T-Bird
114. “Remember? Yeah, I remember everything. But I don’t know what—what? What? What’re you talking about? No, no, no, no. You mean that place downtown?” – T-Bird
115. “There are energies aligning against you.” – Myca
116. “Tin-Tin, somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order.” – T-Bird
117. “I’m not worried. Look, here’s the plan. You stay in front, and when they run out of ammo, I’ll arrest ’em.” – Sergeant Albrecht
118. “Well, I am the police and I say, ‘Don’t move.’ Snow White, you move, you’re dead.” – Sergeant Albrecht
119. “That’s ’cause everybody’s dead. I knew you’d come here.” – Sarah
120. “Maybe we oughta just video tape this, play it back in slow motion.” – Top Dollar
121. “I’ve got a g*dd*mn vigilante killer out there knocking off scum bags left and right, and you’re covering up for somebody.” – Detective Torres
122. “That’s what I thought. Are you referring to anyone in particular?” – Sergeant Albrecht
123. “A man has an idea. The idea attracts others, like-minded. The idea expands. The idea becomes the institution. What was the idea?” – Top Dollar
124. “That sounds like a great plan. There’s just one problem.” – Eric Draven
125. “My father’s daughter. That’s right. What’s the matter, you don’t see the resemblance?” – Top Dollar
126. “You got that cream stuff? I hate this. They can’t even call it cream legally.” – First Cop
127. “They make you fart, big time.” – Sarah
128. “I saw somebody. Maybe it was your fairy godfather.” – Sergeant Albrecht
129. “Hey, guess what? Arcade Games fell down, went boom.” – T-Bird
130. “You’re going to say I shouldn’t be in the cemetery in the middle of the night, right?” – Sarah
131. “Pussies drink last, man.” – Tin-Tin
132. “I am coming home, Shelly.” – Eric Draven
133. “Who’s the cartoon character in the painted face?” – Detective Torres
134. “Hey, you’re the detective. Why don’t you tell me?” – Sergeant Albrecht
135. “You shouldn’t smoke these. They’ll kill ya.” – Eric Draven
136. “Ah look, makin’ us popular. When they flash us like that, they ain’t friends.” – T-Bird
137. “Mr. Gideon, you’re not paying attention.” – Eric Draven
138. “You’ll just think I’m nuts.” – Sarah
139. “How do you steer that thing on a wet street?” – Sergeant Albrecht
140. “Yeah, well, then maybe they’ll have to lock us both up.” – Sergeant Albrecht
141. “We do not recognize our souls until they are in pain.” – James O’Barr, Author
142. “Sometimes I dream of sleepiness, sometimes I feel like I’m alive.” – James O’Barr, Author
143. “Life is just a dream on the way to death.” – James O’Barr, Author
144. “Death, like virtue, has its degrees.” – James O’Barr, Author
145. “It’s not death if you refuse it, it is if you accept it.” – James O’Barr, Author
146. “Childhood is over when you know you’re gonna die.” – James O’Barr, Author
147. “So, the crow spirals down through a collapsed dream and the only sound it makes is like a concave scream.” – James O’Barr, Author
148. “Eric screams and screams, and pounds his head against the wall until phantom fire trucks race across his vision. All he wants is pain—pain and hate—yes, hate. But never fear. Fear is for the enemy. Fear and bullets.” – James O’Barr, Author
149. “Life is lousy with hurt but it also shimmers with beauty.” – James O’Barr, Author
