2. “To me, the ugliest sight in the world is an empty dog dish!”
3. “My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
4. “You can kick me, you can yell at me, you can chase me, you can insult me―but don’t interfere with my food-life.”
5. “Keep looking up―that’s the secret of life.”
6. “Beauty tips. How to look younger: don’t be born so soon.”
7. “Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.”
8. “Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don’t worry―I’m here. The floodwaters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.”
9. “Every now and then, I feel that my existence is justified.”
10. “Never stress on what you can’t control and never worry about what isn’t yours.”
11. “Be yourself. No one can say you’re doing it wrong.”
12. “All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For, after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.”
13. “Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I’ve just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don’t bite a cat before sundown, I’ll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That’s what is known as real maturity.”
14. “I don’t have time to worry about who doesn’t like me. I’m too busy loving the people who love me.”
15. “A dog’s life is a lonely life. Cats hate us, horses step on us, wild animals despise us. Thank goodness for people!”
16. “That’s life, you always end up right where you started.”
17. “There’s no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don’t really have anything to say.”
18. “My mind reels with sarcastic replies.”
19. “The less you want, the more you love.”
20. “It was a dark and stormy night.”
21. “It’s always the same, hello and goodbye!”
22. “I think I’m allergic to morning.”
23. “Never forget to smile.”
24. “To live is to dance, to dance is to live.”
25. “I’ve become allergic to people.”
26. “Each of us has his own calling.”
27. “Always make it a point to look at the brighter side.”
28. “Everyone understands kindness.”
29. “That’s right, I’m bugable and huggable!”
30. “They say we’ve really got it easy.”
31. “They’re always talking about what an easy life a dog has!”
32. “Good grief! Is it November already? My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed the ‘fast forward’ button.
33. “Quite often lately, I have the feeling I don’t know what’s going on.”
34. “We only die once. We live every day.”
35. “Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.”
36. “Life is full of rude awakenings.”
37. “You play with the cards you’re dealt. Whatever that means.”
38. “Whenever you give your best you will always end up being the winner.”
39. “Always keep in mind that something special will be happening. Do not take any day for granted with the ups and downs of life. Smile and love the trivial things and do not forget to hug those which you actually love.”
40. “Throw and some will fetch, jog and some will run, but love them and you’ll get it all back.”
41. “Can a person really be in love with two different snowflakes at the same time?”
42. “I love when you’re here.”
43. “Nothing says, ‘I love you,’ like a great big hug!”
51. “While I am by your side, I feel extremely happy.
52. “Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock, and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.”
53. “To a heart that is unhappy, a thousand words are meant by a silent hug.”
54. “Loads of things are there, which will help you be happy.”
58. “Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance.”
59. “A friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.”
60. “Friendship is doing nothing special and enjoying it.”
61. “A whole stack of memories will never equal one little hope.”
62. “My sweet buddy, I will always pray for you.”
63. “One fantastic gift that can be given by you to somebody will be to thank them for being an integral part of your life.”
64. “Always bear in mind that everything is possible when there is God on your side.”
65. “Faith is to hold on tightly when things become rather windy out there.”
66. “Do not live in the future, instead reside in the present.”
55. “Christmas is a good day for our kind.”
56. “Merry Christmas, little friend of friends!”
57. “Christmas is for the innocent.”
44. “My version of a triathlon is a donut, a pizza, and a hot fudge sundae!”
45. “I couldn’t eat breakfast―I was missing you. I couldn’t eat lunch―I was missing you. I couldn’t eat supper―I was missing you. I couldn’t sleep―I was too hungry.”
46. “I always come on time whenever I need to have a cookie.”
47. “I have an affinity for two things: chocolates and hugs.”
48. “I can’t―I’m thinking about pizza.”
49. “I don’t know why I look at the menu―I always order the same thing.”
50. “Unfortunately, it’s very hard to forget anyone by drinking root beer.”
67. “I’m only going to read one word each day. That was it.”
68. “Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.”
69. “More health tips: eat lots of fruits and vegetables, get plenty of rest, and learn to duck.”
70. Charlie Brown: “You really should think about something else in life besides eating.”
Snoopy: “He’s right. Sleeping is also very important.”
71. “You can’t say you’ve lived until you’ve poofed a dandelion.”
72. “Why should we go to an obedience school? He already does everything I want him to!”
73. “Plans? I hadn’t even thought about it. But I suppose I’ll sleep a little this morning. Then this afternoon I’ll take a short nap and later on, I’ll try to get some more sleep. Those are good plans!”
74. “Actually I’m not a lazy guy. Somebody simply robbed me of my motivation. Here, I happen to be the victim.”
75. “They say we don’t have to do anything except eat and sleep!”
76. “Feet should stay awake in case you need to go someplace in a hurry!”
77. “The best things in life are free. Like smiling.”
78. “I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I just let them try to understand me!”
79. “If it’s such a nice day, why spoil it for the rabbits?”
80. “Some of us are born dogs, and some of us are born rabbits. When the chips are down, I’ll have to admit that my sympathy lies with the rabbits.”
81. “My dad used to run with the hounds but his sympathies were elsewhere. He used to run on ahead and warn the rabbits!”
82. “Why can’t we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn’t work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say goodbye. I hate goodbyes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.”
83. “I want people to have more to say about me after I’m gone than, ‘He was a nice guy―he chased sticks!’”
84. “So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven’t accomplished every other year? Nothing! How consistent can you get?”
85. “Next time I’ll bite her on the leg.”
86. “Not me, I could never eat a cold mouse on a foggy morning.”
87. “In the animal kingdom, we call it, ‘survival of the fattest!’”
88. “This isn’t a whole nap, this is a nap snack.”
89. “Dear IRS, please remove me from your mailing list.”
90. Lucy: “You’re being punished for something you did wrong! That’s the way these things always work.”
Snoopy: “Bleah! Her kind deserves to be bleah-ed!”
91. “Although all your issues might not be solved by a positive attitude, it will nevertheless agitate other individuals effectively.”
92. “Has It Ever Occurred to You That You Might Be Wrong?”
93. “My thoughts begin to wander and I always face trouble.”
94. “Some individuals tell things in such a manner that it will immediately agitate you.”
95. “And they’re right!”
96. “I always smile when I see my friends.”
97. “Allow us to cancel Monday.”
98. “Today, I’m quite happy.”
99. “I talked to him in cat!”
