2. “Imagination is the only weapon in the war with reality.” – Cheshire Cat
3. “Well! I’ve often seen a cat without a grin, but a grin without a cat! It’s the most curious thing I’ve ever seen in all my life!” – Alice
4. “You might just as well say that, ‘I breathe when I sleep,’ is the same thing as, ‘I sleep when I breathe!’” – Dormouse
5. “Not at all, she’s so extremely likely to win that it’s hardly worth while finishing the game.” – Alice
6. “We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.” – Cheshire Cat
7. “How queer everything is today! And yesterday, things went on just as usual.” – Cheshire Cat
8. “I’m older than you, and must know better.” – Lory
9. “How do you like the Queen?” – Cheshire Cat
10. “Only a few find the way. Some don’t recognize it when they do, some don’t ever want to.” – Cheshire Cat
11. “I don’t see how he can ever finish, if he doesn’t begin.” – Alice
12. “What do you mean by that? Explain yourself!” – Caterpillar
13. “There might be some sense to your knocking, if we had the door between us. For instance, if you were inside, you might knock and I could let you out, you know.” – Cheshire Cat
14. “I wonder if I’ve changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning?” – Cheshire Cat
15. “And the moral of that is, ‘Be what you would seem to be.’ Or if you’d like it put more simply, ‘Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.’” – Duchess
16. “The best way to explain it is to do it.” – Dodo
17. “Speak English! I don’t know the meaning of half those long words, and what’s more, I don’t believe you do either!” – Eaglet
18. “The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and whiskers! She’ll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets!” – White Rabbit
19. “Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.” – Alice
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20. “I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir, because I am not myself, you see.” – Alice
21. “I could hardly afford to lose my head.” – Cheshire Cat
22. “Why, there’s hardly enough of me left to make one respectable person!” – Alice
23. “Can you stand on your head?” – Cheshire Cat
24. “If everybody minded their own business, the world would go round a deal faster than it does.” – Duchess
25. “Somebody said that it’s done by everybody minding their own business!” – Alice
26. “I am not crazy; my reality is just different from yours.” – Cheshire Cat
27. “Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if only I knew how to begin.” – Alice
28. “I’ve none of my own. I’m a hatter.” – Mad Hatter
29. “You may have noticed, I’m not all there myself.” – Cheshire Cat
30. “Well, some go this way, and some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the shortcut.” – Cheshire Cat
31. “Why is like a writing desk?” – Mad Hatter
32. “Goodbye, sweet hat.” – Cheshire Cat
33. “No, I’ll look first and see whether it’s marked ‘poison’ or not.” – Alice
34. “If you’re gonna make it to the top, get a grip on this rock, and get a grip on yourself.” – Cheshire Cat
35. “How funny it’ll seem to come out among the people that walk with their heads downwards!” – Alice
36. “I told you butter wouldn’t suit the work!” – Mad Hatter
37. “But it’s no use now, to pretend to be two people!” – Alice
38. “I want a clean cup. Let’s all move one place on.” – Mad Hatter
39. “Now, if you only kept on good terms with him, he’d do almost anything you liked with the clock.” – Mad Hatter
40. “Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.” – Duchess
41. “I can’t know everything.” – Cheshire Cat
42. “And the moral of that is, ’Oh, ‘tis love, ‘tis love, that makes the world go round!’” – Duchess
43. “I never get involved in politics.” – Cheshire Cat
44. “When you’ve understood this scripture, throw it away. If you can’t understand this scripture, throw it away. I insist on your freedom.” – Cheshire Cat
45. “Ah, well! It means much the same thing, and the moral of that is, ‘Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves.’” – Duchess
46. “The proper order of things is often a mystery to me.” – Cheshire Cat
47. “And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile.” – Cheshire Cat
48. “The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.” – Cheshire Cat
49. “Curiouser and curiouser!” – Alice
50. “No one does play fair if they think they can get away with it.” – Cheshire Cat
51. “We are all victims in-waiting.” – Cheshire Cat
52. “Actually, I am right on time.” – Cheshire Cat
53. “Then, it doesn’t matter which way you go.” – Cheshire Cat
54. “Never let anyone drive you crazy; it is nearby anyway and the walk is good for you.” – Cheshire Cat
55. “Let your need guide your behavior.” – Cheshire Cat
56. “I wish I hadn’t cried so much!” – Alice
57. “And what is the use of a book, without pictures or conversations?” – Alice
58. “I shall be punished for it now, I suppose, by being drowned in my own tears!” – Alice
59. “I do wish I hadn’t drunk quite so much!” – Alice
60. “One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.” – Caterpillar
61. “If there’s no meaning in it, that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn’t try to find any.” – King of Hearts
62. “I know I have to beat time when I learn music.” – Alice
63. “Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end—then stop.” – King of Hearts
64. “If you didn’t sign it, that only makes the matter worse.” – King of Hearts
65. “Only the insane equate pain with success.” – Cheshire Cat
66. “You must have meant some mischief, or else you’d have signed your name like an honest man.” – King of Hearts
67. “If you knew Time as well as I do, you wouldn’t talk about wasting it.” – Mad Hatter
68. “If you’ll believe in me, I’ll believe in you. Is that a bargain?” – The Unicorn
69. “You learn something new every day. Make a note of that, Marchy, it might come in useful.” – Mad Hatter
70. “Rule forty-two—all persons more than a mile high to leave the court.” – King of Hearts
71. “You’d only have to whisper a hint to Time, and round goes the clock in a twinkling!” – Mad Hatter
72. “The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.” – White Rabbit
73. “I think you might do something better with the time than waste it by asking riddles that have no answers.” – Alice
74. “How long is forever?” – Alice
75. “You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.” – Mad Hatter
76. “You can draw water out of a water well, so I should think you could draw treacle out of a treacle well.” – Mad Hatter
77. “When you can’t look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark.” – Mad Hatter
78. “Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I’d run.” – Cheshire Cat
79. “At least I mean what I say—that’s the same thing, you know.” – Alice
80. “Every adventure requires a first step.” – Cheshire Cat
81. “The time has come, to talk of other things—shoes, and ships, and sealing wax, and cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether have wings. Calloo, Callay, no work today, we’re the cabbages and kings.” – The Walrus
82. “Not all who wander are lost.” – Cheshire Cat
83. “That’s the reason they’re called lessons, because they lessen from day to day.” – Gryphon
84. “When the day becomes the night and the becomes the sea, when the clock strikes heavily and there’s no time for tea; and in our darkest hour, before my final rhyme, she will come back home to Wonderland and turn back the hands of time.” – Cheshire Cat
85. “No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.” – The Mock Turtle
86. “If you don’t know where you are going, any road can take you there.” – Cheshire Cat
87. “You mean you can’t take less. It’s very easy to take more than nothing.” – Mad Hatter
88. “It’s always tea time.” – Cheshire Cat
89. “How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You’re lucky, too. eyes suit so few.” – Cheshire Cat
90. “Sentence first, verdict afterwards.” – Queen of Hearts
91. “Then you shouldn’t talk.” – Mad Hatter
92. “When I used to read fairy tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one!” – Alice
93. “I went to a hunting party once, I didn’t like it. Terrible people. They all started hunting me!” – Cheshire Cat
94. “I’m a stranger. You’re a stranger. Together, we are strangers.” – Cheshire Cat
95. “Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?” – Alice
96. “There is a place like no place on earth—a land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am.” – Mad Hatter
97. “I don’t like the look of it at all, however, it may kiss my hand, if it likes.” – King of Hearts
98. “Somehow, you strayed and lost your way, and now there’ll be no time to play, no time for joy, no time for friends—not even time to make amends.” – Cheshire Cat
99. “That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.” – Cheshire Cat
100. “Off with her head!” – Queen of Hearts
101. “I suppose I ought to eat or drink something or other; but the great question is, ‘What?’” – Alice
102. “It wasn’t very civil of you to sit down without being invited.” – March Hare
103. “Yes, yes, but you would have to be half-mad to dream me up.” – Mad Hatter
104. “Okay, he’s as mad as a box of frogs.” – Mad Hatter
105. “It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.” – Queen of Hearts
106. “You should say what you mean.” – March Hare
107. “Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” – The White Queen
108. “Well, in our country, you’d generally get to somewhere else—if you ran very fast for a long time, as we’ve been doing.” – Alice
