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80 Harley Quinn Quotes on Madness & Eccentricity

2. “You can’t deny that there’s an element of glamour to these super criminals.”

3. “We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go.”

4. “I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming, and his charm irresistible! What can I tell you? The guy just did it for me.”

5. “I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.”

6. “Face it, Harl, this stinks—you’re a certified nutso wanted by the law in over a dozen states, and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown.”

7. “You really put the ‘fun’ in ‘funeral.’”

8. “You think I’m just a doll—a doll and light, a doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous, and I will show you just how dark I can be.”

9. “That’s , you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.”

10. “So what if I’m crazy? The best people are.”

11. “If I get mad at you, that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.”

12. “It soon became clear to me that the Joker, so often described as a raving, homicidal madman, was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance—a lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics.”

13. “If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my shit.”

14. “I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn’t let me go straight! Society is to blame!”

15. “Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.”

16. “You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin’ sweetheart.”

17. “Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her?”

18. “And here you thought I was just another bubble headed, blonde, bimbo.”

19. “I’m going to kill you—for everything you’ve done to me, all the times you’ve made me feel useless and small, for all the times I will never forget, for all the things I can never forgive.”

20. “Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your Harley? Vroom vroom!”

21. “We’re bad guys, it’s what we do.”

22. “Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?”

23. “I’m rubber, you’re glue.”

24. “Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal!”

25. “Wait ‘till they get a load of me.”

26. “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? No, thank you!”

27. “Everyone can see all this trippy , right? I’m off my meds.”

28. “I’ll burn the world just to see the fire in your eyes!”

29. “I know how to make some smiles, Puddin’.”

30. “What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said.”

31. “Ladies and jerks! There’s been a slight change in tonight’s show. Instead of the opera robbin’ you for something’ like a thousand bucks a seat, we’re gonna rob you! Believe me, folks, I’ve seen it already. I’m doing you a big favor!”

32. “Now that’s a killer app!”

33. “It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us.”

34. “You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.”

35. “Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist. Work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient. Break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime. Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. Get arrested by the Batman. Go back to jail. Get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail before breaking up with the aforementioned madman, and going out on your own.”

376 “And what’s worse, every person I ever wronged now felt free to come and take their pound of flesh.”

37. “Maybe I can stick you some shampoo?”

38. “If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up!”

39. “If I’m lucky, I’ll make it out of town before Bats hauls my heinie back to the bin.”

40. “I’m known to be quite vexing. I’m just forewarning you.”

41. “They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable.”

42. “I think you should do what he says. It would be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. What do you think, Bat-brain? Like it? What am I saying? ‘Course you do. Who wouldn’t?”

43. “Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde.”

44. “Have you heard this new Taylor Swift song? It’s so good.”

45. “I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.”

46. “Didn’t you like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate.’ It’s a comedy.”

47. “Yeesh, you make one little mistake and they never let you forget!”

48. “I’m having a bad day! I’m sick of people tryin ta shoot me, run me over, or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress and I actually paid for it!”

49. “You’ve got the look and a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!”

50. “Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.”

51. “The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange.”

52. “All of that chit-chat is gonna get you hurt.”

53. “Sweetie, get mommy’s bazooka.”

54. “You don’t know who that is? The Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime. My former partner in madness. The Harlequin of Hate. The Jester of Genocide. You’ve never heard of him?”

55. “Mama’s gonna paint the streets with blood.”

56. “Call me a softie, I dare you!”

57. “I’m not shopping at this store. I’m robbing this store. Paying is for dummies!”

58. “A-okay, Mr J.”

59. “How rude!”

60. “As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy, huh?”

61. “I’ve made and there’s no one left who believes in me.”

62. “Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is—a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable.”

63. “Whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.”

64. “Now you feel like you have someone by your side to share the journey with you.”

65. “I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons danced with mine.”

66. “Turns out, I wronged a lot of people.”

67. “You don’t have to be crazy to be in love, but it helps.”

68. “You’re just jealous ’cause you don’t have a fella who’s as loving and loyal to you as my Puddin’ is to me!”

69. “Don’t get me wrong, my Puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.”

70. “Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you.”

71. “I have done everything you said—every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!”

72. “My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls.”

73. “Find what you love and let it kill you.”

74. “My heart scares you, but a gun doesn’t?”

75. “I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?”

76. “I just wanna say, if there was no Batman, there’d be no Joker, and I’d have never met my Puddin’. Thank you, Batman.”

77. “Stupid bat, you’re ruining date night!”

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