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1. “He’s a good man, and thorough.” – Maude Lebowski
2. “It really tied the room together.” – The Dude
3. “Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party; that you were drunk and abusive.” – Malibu Police Chief
4. “Walter, the chinamen who peed on my rug I can’t give him a bill, so what the f*ck are you talking about?” – The Dude
5. “I had a rough night and I hate the f*ck*ng Eagles, man.” – The Dude
6. “The chinaman is not the issue here. Also dude, ‘Asian American,’ please.” – Walter Sobchak
7. “Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.” – The Dude
8. “Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist. Karl Hungus.” – The Dude
9. “Shut the f*ck up, Donny!” – Walter Sobchak
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10. “Who the f*ck are the Knutsens?” – The Dude
11. “No, you’re not wrong Walter. You’re just an *ssh*l*.” – The Dude
12. “Nobody calls me Lebowski, you got the wrong guy. I’m The Dude, man.” – The Dude
13. “Your name’s Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny.” – Private Snoop
14. “Hey, nice marmot.” – The Dude
15. “Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon with nail polish.” – Walter Sobchak
16. “His dudeness, duder, or el duderino.” – The Dude
17. “No Donny, these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of.” – Walter Sobchak
18. “Sure, that and a pair of testicles.” – The Dude
19. “Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?” – Maude Lebowski
20. “Careful man, there’s a beverage here!” – The Dude
21. “At least I’m housebroken.” – The Dude
22. “I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.” – Walter Sobchak
23. “You got that right, no one f*cks with Jesus.” – Jesus Quintana
24. “Obviously, you’re not a golfer.” – The Dude
25. “You human paraquat!” – The Dude
26. “My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.” – Maude Lebowski
27. “She’s not my special lady, she’s my f*ck*ng lady friend. I’m just helping her conceive, man!” – The Dude
28. “Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums were lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?” – The Big Lebowski
29. “I am the walrus.” – Donny
30. “Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” – The Dude
31. “Am I the only one who gives a sh*t about the rules?!” – Walter Sobchak
32. “My wife? Bunny? Do you see a ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m f*ck*ng married? The toilet seat’s up, man!” – The Dude
33. “You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.” – Walter Sobchak
34. “Calm down, you’re being very undude.” – Walter Sobchak
35. “Sometimes, you eat the bar and sometimes, well, the bar eats you.” – The Stranger
36. “People forget the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.” – Jackie Treehorn
37. “What makes a man? Is it doing the right thing?” – The Big Lebowski
38. “We f*ck*d it up!” – The Dude
39. “F*ck*ng Germans. Nothing changes. F*ck*ng Nazis.” – Walter Sobchak
40. “She probably kidnapped herself.” – The Dude
41. “Rug Peers did not do this. Look at it. A marries this guy for his money, she figures he hasn’t given her enough, she owes money all over town.” – The Dude
42. “Forget it, Donny, you’re out of your element!” – Walter Sobchak
43.“Calmer than you are.” – Walter Sobchak
44. “You are entering a world of pain.” – Walter Sobchak
45. “This aggression will not stand, man.” – The Dude
46. “Has the whole world gone crazy?” – Walter Sobchak
47. “3000 years of beautiful tradition—from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You’re g*dd*mn*d right. I’m living in the f*ck*ng past!” – Walter Sobchak
48. “My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.” – The Dude
49. “I don’t need your sympathy. I need my Johnson.” – The Dude
50. “Sooner or later, you are going to have to face the fact that you’re a moron.” – The Dude
51. “I can’t be worrying about that sh*t. Life goes on, man.” – The Dude
52. “The ringer cannot look empty.” – Walter Sobchak
53. “I don’t like your j*rk-*ff name, I don’t like your j*rk-*ff face, I don’t like your j*rk-*ff behavior, and I don’t like you, j*rk-*ff.” – Malibu Police Chief
54. “Son, this is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the *ss!” – Walter Sobchak
55. “You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in ‘Nam, of course.” – Walter Sobchak
56. “Let me tell you something, pendejo.” You pull any of your crazy sh*t with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you and stick up your *ss and pull the f*ck*ng trigger ’til it goes click.” – Jesus Quintana
57. “The Dude abides. I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowing he’s out there—the Dude—taking it easy for all us sinners.” – The Stranger
58. “Aw, f*ck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.” – Walter Sobchak
59. “Lord, you can imagine where it goes from here.” – Maude Lebowski
60. “Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of sh*t.” – Walter Sobchak
