And make sure to check out these and .

1. “Solo, come out of there, Solo!” 

2. “This bounty hunter is my kind of scum—fearless and inventive.”

3. “Han, my boy, you disappoint me. Why haven’t you paid me? And why did you fry poor Greedo?”

4. “I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Captain Solo, where is he?”

5. “It’s too late for that Solo. You may have been a good smuggler but now you’re bantha fodder.”

6. “But if you fail me again, I’ll put a price on your head so big you won’t be able to go near a civilized system.”

7. “Your mind powers will not work on me boy.”

8. “You will soon learn to appreciate me.”

9. “You weak-minded fool! He’s using an old Jedi mind trick.”

10. “Have you now?”

11. “You have stolen something very valuable from me so, I, in turn, have taken everything from you.”

12. “There will be no bargain, my young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.”

13. “Han, I can’t make exceptions. What if everyone who smuggled for me dropped their cargo at the first sign of an Imperial starship? It’s not good for business.”

14. “Han my boy, you’re the best smuggler I ever hired. So for an extra twenty percent. Okay, fifteen percent.”


15. “Move him into position. Put him in!”

16. “I told you not to admit him!”

17. “Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.”

18. “At last we have the mighty Chewbacca.”

19. “Solo was the best. I even find myself missing the fellow.”

20. “But, in the meantime, I shall thoroughly enjoy the pleasure of your company Leia.”

21. “You shall be the first victim I feed to my rancour. I will watch your struggles and remember them for all time.”

22. “I am surprised. Usually, academics are too dry to be funny, or even digestible. I know, I’ll never forget a taste.”

23. “However, since I did not actually observe this thief, I cannot be certain of his true identity! Do you see my meaning, Jedi?”

24. “Ah, this one smells familiar! The scent reminds me of a beautiful Cerean slave—and the thief who stole her from me! Usually, I would avenge such transgressions.”

25. “I shall reward each of you greatly. One of you shall become my new majordomo, my right-hand man to assist me and to run the palace while I’m away. The other shall have an even greater reward, one that history will remember.”

26. “You’re deluded, Embra!”

27. “Here’s a little something for your trouble, heh heh heh.”

28. “Let the challenge begin!”

29. “I want an incredible battle.”


30. “Is the reward not satisfactory?”

31. “No? What kind of bounty hunter are you?”

32. “You’ve got guts, Bounty Hunter. I like that. But I’m not in the information business.”

33. “I do not deal with such scum!”

34. “There is an entrance to the back of her palace. It’s crawling with sand people but I’m sure you can handle them.”

35. “I have no wish to get mixed up in this outlander war, Jedi.”

36. “I have my business to consider.”

37. “Boorka’s gone too far this time.”

38. “Smuggling’s one thing, but this is too risky!”

39. “Take out their operation with my blessing, Jedi.”


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