2. “Never underestimate the power of a good haircut.” – Anonymous

3. “A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.” –

4. “Happiness is a new haircut.” – Anonymous

5. “The right hairstyle can make a plain woman beautiful, and a beautiful woman unforgettable.” – Sophia Loren

6. “I think that the most important thing a woman can have—next to talent, of course—is her hairdresser.” – Joan Crawford

7. “I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” – Anonymous

8. “Hairdressers are a wonderful breed. You work one on one with another human being, and the object is to make them feel so much better, and to look at themselves with a twinkle in their eye.” – Vidal Sassoon

9. “It doesn’t matter if your life is perfect as long as your hair color is.” – Stacy Snapp Killian

10. “Life is too short to have boring hair.” – Anonymous

11. “A hair-hopper is someone who pretends they’re rich—who really wasn’t brought up very wealthy, but now tries to brag that they’re rich, and they spend too much time on their hair.” – John Waters

12. “I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn’t match my grill.” – Joe Pesci

13. “For me, hair is an accoutrement. Hair is jewelry. It’s an accessory.” – Jill Scott

14. “Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man—there’s your diamond in the rough.” – Larry David

15. “My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” – Elain Boosler

16. “A great hairstyle is the best accessory.” – Anonymous

17. “A good stylist is cheaper than a good therapist.” – Anonymous

18. “Life is more beautiful when you meet the right hairdresser.” – Peter Coppola

19. “So you don’t want to change the color, and you don’t want to go shorter, and you don’t want extensions, but you’re ready for a whole new look…um okay.” – Anonymous

20. “The best advice I can give to young stylists is to marry bald, so you have one less free haircut to do on your day off.” – Anonymous

21. “Life is short. You might as well live it with really great hair.” – Anonymous

22. “For me, the working of hair is architecture with a human element.” – Vidal Sassoon

23. “People will stare. Make it worth their while.” – Harry Winston

24. “There’s a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don’t look the way they used to, and it’s not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. It’s because of hair dye.” – Nora Ephron

25. “I consider myself someone who takes a lot of beauty risks, and I’ve realized what a I am. I change my hair a lot—from blue to blonde to bald—but I’m trying to branch out a little more with makeup.” – Halsey

26. “When your hair won’t listen to you and it’s a mess and you’re just like, ‘I grew you myself. I gave you life and this is how you repay me?’” – Anonymous

27. “Those aren’t gray hairs. They’re strands of glitter growing from my head.” – Anonymous

28. “If my 22-inch hair hits you when I flipped it, then you are 22 inches too close to me. Back up.” – Anonymous

29. “My style is definitely schizophrenic; it does change from day to day a lot. It depends on my mood—sometimes, I’ll be going through a girly, childlike stage and wear a pretty lace dress with a bow in my hair. Then sometimes, I’ll be moody and just wear black.” – Amber Le Bon

30. “I think every girl needs to love herself, regardless of anything. Like if you’re having a bad day, if you don’t like your hair, if you don’t have the best family situation, whatever, you have to love yourself and you can’t do anything until you love yourself first.” – Julianne Hough

31. “People who worry about their hair all the time, frankly, are boring.” – Barbara Bush.

32. “Everybody has a bad hair day, but us girls still like to be told we look nice even if we don’t feel like we do.” – Cat Deeley.

33. “I have short hair. It doesn’t make me more unattractive than a woman or my sisters that have longer hair and are a bit lighter.” – Alex Wek

34. “The short hair fits my personality more. I think maybe, with long hair, it was a role—I was playing dress-up a bit.” – Natalie Maines

35. “A little gray hair is a small price to pay for this much wisdom.” – Anonymous

36. “Hair brings one’s self-image into focus; it is vanity’s proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices.” –Shana Alexander

37. “I’ve had long hair, I’ve had short hair, and I’ve had in-between hair—and it’s all good.” – Morena Baccarin

38. “If I hadn’t been a woman, I’d be a drag queen for sure. I like all that flair and I’d be dressing up in them high heels and putting on the big hair. I’d be like Ru Paul.” – Dolly Parton

39. “I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.” – Britney Spears

40. “If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.” – Hillary Rodham Clinton

41. “When God takes a shower, around the world. When I take a shower, my hair usually clogs the drain.” – Anthony T. Hincks

42. “Your hair is 90% of your selfie.” – Anonymous

43. “Gray hair is a blessing. Ask any bald man.” – Anonymous

44. “Some girls do a messy ponytails and look like princesses. I do a messy ponytail and look like a founding father.” – Anonymous

45. “I got my hair highlighted because I felt that some strands were more important than others.” – Mitch Hedburg

46. “Gray hair is God’s graffiti.” – Bill Cosby

47. “Men don’t get smarter as they grow older; they just lose their hair.” – Mary Astor

48. “And then the humidity said, ‘Today, I will make you look like the lion king.’” – Anonymous

49. “Beauty comes from the inside—inside the hair salon.” – Anonymous

50. “Nobody is really happy with what’s on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly, want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.” – Rit Rudner

51. “If your hair is wild, then you might as well accept it before it bites your finger.” – Anonymous

52. “This morning, I woke up with the ‘I’m not in the mood’ hairstyle.” – Anonymous

53. “Today, I feel like I should buy myself new hair and be done with it.” – Anonymous

54. “Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.” – P.G. Wodehouse

55. “Some girls wear their messy hair like queens, I let my hair messy and look like Cruella de Vil.” – Anonymous

56. “I’d always assumed hair was an integral part of any hairstyle.” – Michael McClung

57. “Girls with curly hair don’t understand girls with straight hair problems.” – Anonymous

58. “Having straight hair means getting out of bed ready for the day without having to do anything to my hair.” – Anonymous

59. “Straight hair problems—your forehead looks huge because your hair is flat.” – Anonymous

60. “All things old become new again. In my youth, the athletes had crew cuts and the hippies had long hair. Now the athletes have long hair and the hippies are bald.” – Harley King

61. “I feel like if I loosen my hair, someone would try to talk to me in cavemen jive.” – Anonymous

62. “Today’s hairstyle is called, ‘and I didn’t brush my teeth either.’” – Anonymous

63. “A new hairstyle is like a new relationship—it makes you giddy, confident, and excited.” – Anonymous

64. “If anyone tells you your hair is too big, get rid of them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.” – Anonymous

65. “Gray hair? That’s okay—free highlights!” – Anonymous

66. “Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts.” – Jim Morrison

67. “If my hair gets any frizzier, I’ll shave it to the scalp. Or light it on fire. Whichever is easier.” – Victoria Scott

68. “Good hair brings good luck!” – Chinonye J. Chidolue

69. “I have always thought that if women’s hair posed so many problems, God would certainly have made us bald.” – Marjane Satrapi

70. “Thank you, hair, for only looking good when I’m not going anywhere.” – Anonymous

71. “Oh my god! What’s wrong with your hair?” – Anonymous

72. “I did it at home. It’s called home-bre.” – Anonymous

73. “That moment when you step out of your hair appointment.” – Anonymous

74. “Did you know? If you cut your hair, it gets shorter.” – Anonymous

75. “They wouldn’t stop pulling my hair. I wouldn’t stop pulling the trigger.” – Anonymous

76. “When you ask for a trim, but walk out looking like in Dumb and Dumber.” – Anonymous

77. “It’s not me who’s trying to bribe the president into releasing more info than any other ever before. It’s my hair.” – Anonymous

78. “Black girls, what if I told you, you could grow your own hair.” – Anonymous

79. “Girls used to compliment my long hair until I cut it. Now guys call me handsome.” – Anonymous

80. “My hair-tie won’t go around my hair three times, but it’s too loose when it’s only wrapped twice.” – Anonymous

81. “My hair is a dog. Your argument is invalid.” – Anonymous

82. “When you cut your hair and instantly regret it.” – Anonymous

83. “When you straighten your hair, but then you leave the house and it’s like—bad hair day.” – Anonymous

84. “And Lord, please don’t let a bum try to touch my hair. I’m not trying to cut anybody today. Amen.” – Anonymous

85. “Oh so you flat iron your hair on high heat everyday? Yes, please tell me more about how you have no heat damage.” – Anonymous

86. “When your hair is having a good day, but you aren’t.” – Anonymous

87. “Leave your hair natural, they said. It’s not that humid, they said.” – Anonymous

88. “That face you make when someone asks, ‘Is that all your hair?” – Anonymous

89. “I stared at her black hair. It was shiny like the promises in magazines. ” – Alice Sebold

90. “Hair is the richest ornament of women.” – Martin Luther

91. “I recall that day on the beach—the sand so brilliant, the clouds so massive and the wind pushing your hair.” – John Geddes

92. “I always had long hair. When you lose it, you realize just how important it is to your identity.” – Delta Goodrem

93. “Long hair is a security blanket for me. I cut it short a few years ago, and I really never want to do that again. When I do cut it, I cut it myself.” – Alanis Morissette

94. “The hair was made for flipping.” – Anonymous

95. “My hair had grown out long and shaggy—not in that sexy-young-rock-star kind of way, but in that time-to-take-Rover-to-the-groomer kind of way.” – Jim Butcher

96. “Your hair is the crown you never take off.” – Anonymous

97. “I hate to buy a wig to wear that’s why I cut my long hair and make a wig to wear.” – Anonymous

98. “And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.” – Kahlil Gibran.

99. “I am just old-fashioned enough to prefer long hair.” – Erich von Stronheim

100. “Long hairstyles are cascades of happiness and joy.” – Anonymous

101. “Love is in the air. Let your hair down and let’s have fun.” – Anonymous

102. “Girls become a hundred times more beautiful when they open up their hair.” – Anonymous

103. “A lot of people make hair contact before eye contact.” – Anonymous

104. “I can’t imagine having long hair anymore; it’s weird.” – Robin Wright

105. “Good hair is the best revenge and speaks louder than the world.” – Anonymous

106. “Good hair is your way to show the world how loving you can be; it is your way to tell the world that no matter what happens, you´ll keep being happy, so take care of it.” – Anonymous

107. “A good hairstyle can always bring you back from sorrow. Good hair heals you and transforms you, so maybe when you are sad, all you need is a new hairstyle.” – Anonymous

108. “To change your hair is to change yourself, so when life demands change and action, one must first change his or her hair. New hair means new horizons.” – Anonymous

109. “Your hair is your greatest ally; it protects you from the cold; it can change your mood no matter how bad it is, but overall it can make you feel beautiful and powerful. Never neglect it.” – Anonymous

110. “Your hairstyle speaks its own language; it can tell people to come toward you, or it can tell them to back away from you, so it can be your greatest ally if you want to meet people or keep them out.” – Anonymous

111. “Hair doesn’t make the woman, but good hair definitely helps.” – Anonymous

112. “Good hair days make me feel like I can rule the world.” – Anonymous

113. “If your hair is done properly and you’re wearing good shoes, you can get away with anything.” – Iris Apfel

114. “You can’t expect to always have a good hair day!” – Anonymous

115. “The true test of a man’s style is the haircut. There are some men who look good no matter how their hair is styled, whether it’s trendy or not. A man can change his haircut many times, but to pull off any haircut, you have to be very chic. Like Brad Pitt.” – Carine Roitfeld

116. “When a powerful hairstyle stands behind you, nothing can stop you—for people will look at you, they will respect you, and the world may bow to you.” – Anonymous

117. “If your hair is a disaster, that only means something new and improved can grow out of it, and with new hair comes the new woman.” – Anonymous

118. “Good hair shows many things—it shows the character of the woman wearing it; it shows her strength and virtue, and her capacity for love. So to make a good impression, a good hairstyle is a must.” – Anonymous

119. “The way you wear your hair is the way you feel with the world; it can produce attraction and feelings of power, or it can produce the opposite as well. Take care of your hair, and you’ll take care of yourself.” – Anonymous

120. “I keep my hair curly and natural because I really just wanna show who I am.” – Alessia Cara

121. “My curly hair shows who I am. I’m open-minded, careless—sometimes rough just like my curly hair.” – Anonymous

122. “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.” – Anonymous

123. “I love my natural curls! Curly hair is not a trend, it’s a lifestyle.” – Anonymous

124. “May your curls grow and skin glow.” – Anonymous

125. “There is something really free and careless about it and loose and kind of naughty. I love it.” – Inbar Lavi

126. “Sure, my life isn’t perfect, but my curls are!” – Anonymous

127. “I’m a queen crowned in my curls.” – Anonymous

128. “The struggle of having curly hair is doing the same hair routine every time and getting a different result, every single time!” – Anonymous

129. “Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.” – Anonymous

130. “Her hair is troublesome and curly. It falls in long, black strands, but each strand has a gentle, complicated undulation traveling through it, like a mild electric shock or a thrill, that gives it a life of its own; it is visually analogous to a tremolo on a musical note.” – Amit Chaudhuri

131. “Puberty hit me pretty hard. All of a sudden, I woke up, and I had really curly hair.” – Paul Rudd

132. “My curls defined me; even my personality was curly, bouncy, springy, and playfully twisted.” – Elise Allen

133. “Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to go to sleep forever?” – Bo Goldman

134. “Naturally curly hair is a curse, and don’t ever let anyone tell you differently.” – Mary Ann Shaffer

135. “Straight hair, winged liner, ripped jeans, and a heart of gold.” – Kiran Kaur

136. “The most beautiful makeup for any woman is her natural hair and natural beauty.” – Anonymous

137. “Loving your hair when it is perfectly straight.” – Anonymous

138. “I thought if I had straight hair and a perfect nose, my whole career would be different.” – Sarah Jessica Parker

139. “My hair is naturally really thin and dead straight, with no movement.” – Tamara Ecclestone

140. “Play with my hair, not with my heart.” – Anonymous

141. “Classic, wet, slicked-back hair is very graphic; it allows the beauty of the face to shine through.” – Giannandrea

142. “The happier you are, the more beautiful you become.” – Anonymous

143. “I’m not just any hairstylist. You’re not just any client. Together, I promise to unlock the beauty and confidence that chemicals could never do.” – Anonymous

144. “I hope your day is as nice as your hair.” – Anonymous

145. “Short hair, don’t care.” – Anonymous

146. “Short hair removes obvious femininity and replaces it with style.” – Joan Juliet Buck

147. “Everything goes with short hair. It is bananas.” – Ginnifer Goodwin

148. “The two times I have cut my hair shorter, I’ve ended up out of work. So short hair is not an option.” – Marie Helvin

149. “I had short hair for a while, but I ended up loving it.” – Tatyana Ali

150. “I am my best self when I have super-short hair. That’s when I feel most like me and most confident.” – Halle Berry

151. “It’s just something about a woman with short hair that screams power.” – Anonymous

152. “The shorter the hair, the harder they stare.” – Anonymous

153. “The long hair fits my physical appearance, but the short hair fits my personality.” – Efrat Cybulkiewicz

154. “I wanted to try a new, short hairstyle and then I would become a Jane Doe even to myself.” – Anonymous

155. “I used to have a sort of spiky haircut and it just feels better to have short hair again.” – Evan Dando

156. “Brushing her hair until it snapped with electricity.” – Carolyn Keene

157. “I have very short hair. It’s the only haircut I think I’ve ever had.” – Jamie Lee Curtis

158. “I just love when girls rock short hair, because they can’t hide behind anything. I feel more empowered with short hair.” – Maren Morris

159. “It seemed to be a law of society that hair must be parted and brushed.” – Kate Chopin

160. “Hair color is just an expression of something different that you want to have, or something creative.” – Tina Knowles

161. “In Thor, that was my own hair. I grew it out. But I have naturally curly, blonde hair, so I’ll never look like that. By the time I got to The Avengers, I had come off two other films, which required me to have it very short. So I dyed it again and it was long enough to use a part of my hairline.” – Tom Hiddleston

162. “Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.” – Ivana Trump

163. “I have not had any plastic surgery in any shape or form. No implants. And my hair is not dyed.” – Pierce Brosnan

164. “I shaved my head about 15 years ago and the first time I shaved it, I started running my hand through my hair and it was very therapeutic.” – Vin Diesel

165. “I’ve always had long hair and it’s something I’m proud of.” – Rhea Chakraborty

166. “When I was 16, I was watching 101 Dalmatians, and my never let me bleach my hair. So, I told her I was going to dye my hair like Cruella de Vil; she didn’t believe me. I came home with my hair like this, and she didn’t talk to me for, like, a week. It was really hilarious.” – Melanie Martinez

167. “Hair is a huge part of who I am and what I obsess over—I’ve had long hair my entire life.” – Rachel Zoe

168. “I’m keeping the pixie. I hope I inspire people. It’s really cool to have short hair.” – Millie Bobby Brown

169. “I wish I were taller and thinner, but the hair you can do something about.” – Hillary Clinton

170. “Anyone who knows me knows that I am really into hair. I’m a real girly girl and love doing my hair and experimenting with different styles.” – Zooey Deschanel

171. “I love having a shaved head. I’d rather not deal with hair if I don’t have to. I like not thinking about it. A shaved head and letting my beard go requires the least amount of anything.” – Chris Evans

172. “I love my grey hair and wrinkles. I love the fact that my face has more of an edge and more character than it did when I was in my twenties and thirties. No Botox for me.” – George Clooney

173. “Flannel shirts, denim, Converse, , messy hair? That’s literally me.” – Alessia Cara

174. “Everything about your life, about your body, grows! Your cells regenerate; your hair, your nails, everything grows for your entire life. And your soul needs exploration and . And the only way you’ll get it is by forcing yourself to be uncomfortable. Forcing yourself to get outside, out of your head.” – Mel Robbins

175. “My mood depends on how good my hair looks.” – Anonymous

176. “Remember to flip your hair and enjoy life.” – Anonymous

177. “Messy hair, don’t care.” – Anonymous

178. “Life is too short for boring hair.” – Anonymous

179. “I’ve never felt like there’s just one way to be beautiful. Tall or short, straight hair or curly, it doesn’t matter.” – Taylor Swift

180. “Transform your hair, transform your life.” – Anonymous

181. “Everything feels better after a haircut.” – Anonymous

182. “Get you a me.” – Anonymous

183. “Wavy hair and sun kissed cheeks. Need I say more?” – Anonymous

184. “Life isn’t perfect, but your hair can be.” – Anonymous

185. “It’s not just a hair color, it’s a state of mind.” – Anonymous

186. “Girls with colored hair are gypsy souls and free spirits.” – Anonymous

187. “If you can’t change your surroundings, change your hair color.” – Anonymous

188. “Some things are basic, but your hair shouldn’t be one! Live your life in color.” – Anonymous

189. “You can change your whole attitude by changing your hair color.” – Anonymous

190. “If she changed her hair color , you’re never getting back together.” – Anonymous

191. “You know you’ve made it when you can dye your hair blue.” – Anonymous

192. “I’m crazy about hair color. Color embraces you. It wakes you up and keeps you present.” – Anonymous

193. “When a woman is in her red hair phase, leave her alone. She’s going through some stuff.” – Anonymous

194. “A girl who colors her hair is creative beyond measure.” – Anonymous

195. “A very short poem about hair loss—Recede. Reseed. Thank you.” – Anonymous

196. “I have little hair just because I have such a big brain that it pushes all the hair out.” – Anonymous

197. “I love bald people. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz doesn’t mean you aren’t a peach.” – Anonymous

198. “I’m too sexy for my hair. That’s why it isn’t there.” – Anonymous

199. “Just because you’ve lost your hair doesn’t mean you’re not beautiful.” – Anonymous

200. “A good hairstylist is a sheer delight.” – Anonymous

201. “When in doubt, go to the salon.” – Anonymous

202. “Great hair doesn’t happen by chance, it happens by appointment.” – Anonymous

203. “Salons are where the magic happens.” – Anonymous

204. “What happens at the salon stays at the salon.” – Anonymous

205. “My hair is different from a lot of people’s. I like my hair. I like the fade. I like the little design I have. I’m cool with it. Obviously, my hair is thin on top, so it looks like a bald spot, but I really could care less.” – Trae Young

206. “Nobody knows what a really beautiful person is, so don’t worry. If you have pimples today, it’s nothing. If you have a bad hair day, it’s nothing. Feel beautiful. Feel sexy, and it will shine. It will show outside.” – Leila Lopes

207. “I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair.” – Eric Bana

208. “Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.” – George Burns

209. “One of my mantras is, ‘Embrace what makes you unique, even if it makes others uncomfortable.’ I keep that with me in my back pocket. Shoot, I keep it in my front pocket! I keep it in my hair.” – Janelle Monae

210. “Once upon a perfect night, unclouded and still, there came the face of a pale and beautiful lady. The tresses of her hair reached out to make the constellations, and the dewy vapours of her gown fell soft upon the land.” – Kit Williams

211. “I think I look really weird with short hair. So I figured if I’ve got a mustache, I think it looks less creepy with long hair. Like a wild look.” – Steven Adams

212. “From my hair to my toes to my nails. Everything’s fake. Everything! Even my heart is fake.” – Adriana Lima

213. “Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things, he’s got it all.” – James Brown

214. “I’ve got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It’s love-hate; it’s sexy, but not sexy. So it’s either you get it or you don’t.” – Carrot Top

215. “Visually, my trademarks have always been my glasses and hair.” – Edgar Davids

216. “I need to see my own beauty and to continue to be reminded that I am enough—that I am worthy of love without effort, that I am beautiful, that the texture of my hair and that the shape of my curves, the size of my lips, the color of my skin, and the feelings that I have are all worthy and okay.” – Tracee Ellis Ross

217. “I’ve never been cool and I don’t really care about being cool. It’s just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted.” – Chris Martin

218. “Relaxing your hair is like being in prison. You’re caged in. Your hair rules you. You didn’t go running with Curt today because you don’t want to sweat out this straightness. You’re always battling to make your hair do what it wasn’t meant to do.” – Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

219. “Long hair will send you to hell!” – Hidekaz Himaruya

220. “Happiness is a good hair day.” – Anonymous

221. “If my hair looks good, I can deal with anything.” – Anonymous

222. “Never underestimate the power of a good hair day.” – Anonymous

223. “Good hair does not stay in on a Friday night.” – Anonymous

224. “To all the girls, whether your hair is curly, wavy, or straight, it’s beautiful.” – Anonymous

225. “I didn’t want to go out, but my hair looked too good to stay in.” – Anonymous

226. “Can we have a moment of silence for all those good hair days where no one important saw you.” – Anonymous

227. “Having straight hair is curling your hair and using four bottles of hairspray, only to have it fall out and be straight within an hour.” – Anonymous

228. “Dear women—don’t be afraid to shine. Your hair is beautiful, and your skin is divine.” – Anonymous

229. “Whenever we think our hair looks horrible, strangers tell us it looks amazing.” – Anonymous

230. “People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.” – Dolly Parton

231. “Natural hairs give you freedom to express your attitude and make you feel careless!” – Anonymous

232. “Those women deserve a prize who proudly wear their natural hair and be comfortable with it.” – Anonymous

233. “Your hair generated as much oil that would be enough to make the fried chicken.” – Anonymous

234. “Girls with red hair become irritated to explain to everyone that their hair color is not natural, they soak it in the blood every night.” – Anonymous

235. “Hairstylists are like—disasters become a new style to follow.” – Anonymous

236. “Having good natural hair is not easy. A lot of artificial things are needed to make it more natural.” – Anonymous

237. “Hygiene is important. You gotta smell good. So ladies, please spray some perfume. Hair gotta be done. You gotta look nice.” – Omarion

238. “I wash my hair maybe once every four or five months. But whenever I touch my hair, I wash my hands. I think since I wash my hands a lot and then touch my hair, maybe I’m washing my hair each time. But also, I sweat a lot, and sweat is like a natural shower built into your body.” – Andrew W.K.

239. “Her hair was a glory of tendrils for the snaring of husbands.” – Michael Chabon

240. “It is said that the first impression comes from the hair and the shoes. So concentrate on these things and express your personality.” – Anonymous

241. “The people who say that money can’t buy happiness surely never visit a hairdresser.” – Anonymous

242. “French girls still have the Jane Birkin culture. You can go just like that, without makeup, without managing your hair.” – Emmanuelle Alt

243. “I have a new hairstyle today and it’s called ‘I tried my best.’” – Anonymous

244. “Your hair is the crown that makes you the .” – Anonymous

245. “Bad hair day? More like a bad hair life.” – Anonymous

246. “A bad hair day ruins my entire mood any day.” – Anonymous

247. “The solution to a bad hair day is to wear a low-cut blouse.” – Anonymous

248. “If I have a bad hair day, I don’t go out in public.” – Anonymous

249. “A bad hair day—ain’t nobody got time for that!” – Anonymous

250. “When you look in the mirror and think, ‘Did I really look like that all day?’” – Anonymous

251. “Hair loss is God’s way of telling me I’m human.” – Anonymous

252. “A girl looks 75% more beautiful when she lets her hair down.” – Anonymous

253. “Never let anyone dull your curls.” – Anonymous

254. “Everyone has a bad hair day. The trick is to not have it on picture day.” – Anonymous

255. “Let your hair be the window to the world inside your mind.” – Anonymous

256. “Messy hair is just what happens when you have a wild heart.” – Anonymous

257. “You become a model once you go through hair, makeup, and Photoshop.” – Brooklyn Decker

258. “Your hairstyle shows how ready you are for the day.” – Anonymous

259. “Your heart shows itself through your hair.” – Anonymous

260. “Sadly, I’m not a natural redhead. But, I prefer hair to my blonde hair.” – Amybeth McNulty

261. “To get to my heart, you need to be careful with my hair.” – Anonymous

262. “To caress your hair is to clean the crown you’ll wear to rule the world.” – Anonymous

263. “If your hair looks great, then you should probably go show it off.” – Anonymous

264. “Your hair shines the way your heart loves.” – Anonymous

265. “You’re never fully dressed without great hair.” – Anonymous

266. “I love my hair because it’s a reflection of me and me is beautiful.” – Anonymous

267. “Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.” – Hubert De Givenchy.

268. “When my hair looks good—3% at school, 7% at home, 90% right before I’m about to shower.” – Anonymous

269. “I’d love to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.” – Bette Davis

270. “Gray hair is hereditary. We get it from our children.” – Anonymous

271. “You can’t control everything. Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that.” – Anonymous

272. “Gray hairs seem to my fancy like the soft light of the moon, silvering over the evening of life.” – John Paul.

273. “I don’t have gray hair. I have wisdom highlights.” – Anonymous

274. “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” – Anonymous

275. “I don’t know what’s messier—my hair or my life.” – Anonymous

276. “Dear hair, if you cooperated in the first place, I wouldn’t have to do this the hard way. Sincerely, girl with flat iron.” – Anonymous

277. “You ever have those bad hair days where you just look like a troll doll?” – Anonymous

278. “A moment of silence for that one hair that is always left out of the braid.” – Anonymous

279. “Long, beautiful hair is the key to drawing in a prince. It also makes for a handy ladder when you need to escape.” – Anonymous

280. “I love the feeling of the fresh air on my face and the wind blowing through my hair.” – Evel Knievel

281. “I always feel good after I change my hair. You get a haircut and feel positive and ready to take on the day.” – Kristin Maldonado

282. “My hair color is super important to my look because I feel like it helps kind of define who I am. It’s like a characteristic of mine that makes me feel comfortable and different from the rest.” – Justine Skye

283. “Accessories are the perfect way to add something special. A hair comb or a beaded clutch can be a lovely detail to finish your bridal look.” – Jenny Packham

284. “Vitiligo is just another difference—like freckles, big hair, tiny ears. Everyone has differences.” – Winnie Harlow

285. “The beauty of having short hair is that I actually can wash and style it at home!” – Meagan Good

286. “My natural color is dark blond, but right now I like being a brunette. I did a movie last summer and they dyed my hair platinum—I hated it.” – Brooke Burns

287. “Hair color is the easiest way to change your appearance, but a bad dye job might draw more attention to you.” – Lisa Lutz

288. “Symbolic of life, hair bolts from our heads. Like the earth, it can be harvested, but it will rise again. We can change its color and texture when the mood strikes us, but in time it will return to its original form, just as Nature will in time turn our precisely laid-out cities into a weed-way.” – Diane Ackerman

289. “To be perfectly frank, you don’t quite look like yourself. And if you walk around looking like someone other than who you are, you could end up getting the wrong job, the wrong friends, who knows what-all. You could end up with somebody else’s life.” – Michael Cunningham

290. “My hair makes me feel beautiful.” – Anonymous

291. “New Monday. New week. New hair.” – Anonymous

292. “Give a girl a new hairstyle and she will conquer the world.” – Anonymous

293. “Even if it’s not the look for you, you are right in trying. Be bold!” – Anonymous

294. “Love isn’t in the air, it’s in the hair.” – Anonymous

295. “To love one’s hair is to love yourself on all levels.” – Anonymous

296. “Beautiful hair isn’t hard to achieve. Just be yourself and you’ve got it.” – Anonymous

297. “There’s nothing like new hair to make you feel confident and beautiful.” – Anonymous

298. “I love my hair the way it is. I don’t want to change it.” – Anonymous

299. “Oftentimes, for a woman, a new hairstyle is a new way to look at life.” – Anonymous

300. “New hair makes me feel like I can do anything.” – Anonymous

301. “When life doesn’t allow you to change anything else, get a new hairstyle.” – Anonymous

302. “Having long hair is the most annoying and wonderful thing ever.” – Anonymous

303. “When I’m bored with my life, I just change my hair. It keeps life more exciting!” – Anonymous

304. “If a woman has long hair, it is a glory to her.” – Anonymous

305. “If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they’re not happy.” – Paul Mooney

306. “It’s not all about having the perfect body, perfect hair, perfect smile.” – Emily Atack

307. “My hair was so much a part of my personality and all my photo shoots. I hid behind my hair. And then, I just decided I was okay with myself. To have short hair and really show my face is even more revealing than anything. It’s a statement—not to everyone else, more to myself. I’m just ready to get out from behind my hair and be myself.” – Pamela Anderson

308. “I’m enjoying the aging process and the gray hair and the wrinkles.” – Chris Pine

309. “A simple compliment goes a really long way. For a guy to just come over and say, ‘You have great hair,’ or ‘I really like your dress,’ and then just smile and . That’s a great move, because he’s sort of putting himself out there by doing that, but it won’t lead to any embarrassment if the girl isn’t interested.” – Stacy Keibler

310. “Showing up is like 90% of the battle, and just make sure your hair is really cute.” – William Belli

311. “If they ever do my life story, whoever plays me needs lots of hair color and high heels.” – Charlize Theron

312. “I am inspired by anything beautiful. Sometimes, it’s a pair of eyes or flowing gorgeous hair, other times it’s or a sunset. I’ve been inspired by supple skin or the texture of a soft shirt.” – Nadine Velasquez

313. “I remember when I was a child, walking into the woods by myself and feeling the solitude around me build like electricity and pass through my body with a jolt that made my hair prickle.” – Marilynne Robinson

314. “Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.” – Morrissey

315. “She was the most beautiful creature on Earth—her hair said so in that language only hair can speak.” – Gabriel Bá

316. “I swear that girl was born with a pen in her hand, the moon in her hair, and stars in her soul.” – Melody Lee

317. “Another theory about hair, not from my mother, but from my best friend—a woman who cuts her hair drastically is set to make some decisions.” – Weike Wang

318. “Well, in this world of basic stereotyping, give a guy a big nose and some weird hair and he is capable of anything.” – Frank Zappa

319. “Her own hair was a glory of copper fire that morning, shining like a whisky still, long and loose in gentle flames down her back.” – Elizabeth Wein

320. “If you look over the years, the styles have changed—the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing on the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it’s really the same.” – John Oates

321. “But I like my big Afro. I also liked when my hair was longer and relaxed. I’m happy to have choices. They’re mine to make.” – Nicola Yoon

322. “Finally, the lock clicked. And the door opened. And there Lucy stood. An angel with a halo of blonde frizz. He stared at what they both knew was an absolute disaster and said the only thing he could—‘I love it.’” – Jenny B. Jones

323. “Look, moon, I turned silver for you.” – Sanober Khan

324. “Who cares what color your hair or what shape your shape is? Who cares what religion you are or what language your language is? What is the color of your heart? That is all that matters!” – Mehmet Murat İldan

325. “Tucker strokes my hair. There’s something so tender about the gesture. It might as well have been him whispering, ‘I love you.’” – Cynthia Hand

326. “It was a smooth, silvery voice that matched her hair. It had a tiny tinkle in it—like bells in a doll’s house. I thought that was silly as soon as I thought of it.” – Raymond Chandler

327. “Her albino hair illuminated my dreams, shining brighter than moonlight.” – Anna Kavan

328. “I love redheads. It’s not the hair color, it’s the crazy.” – Michael Makai

329. “Your hair is winter fire, January embers. My heart burns there, too.” – Stephen King

330. “Beware of her fair hair, for she excels all women in the of her locks; and when she winds them round a young man’s neck, she will not ever set him free again.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

331. “He had the prettiest hair she had ever seen on a man—dark brown, almost black, and soft like sable, it fell down to his shoulders. She wondered what he’d do if she threw some mud in it. Probably kill her.” – Ilona Andrews

332. “And yonder sits a maiden, the fairest of the fair, with gold in her garment glittering, and she combs her golden hair.” – Heinrich Hein

333. “On the lawn one late summer day, her pale hair tangled because she’d cry if anyone tried to brush it, spinning around and around until she got so dizzy she fell in a pile of bare feet and dandelions and sundress.” – Holly Black

334. “Do not make children cross-eyed by having hair hang about their foreheads, where they see it continually.” – Lydia Maria Francis Child

335. “The worse the haircut, the better the man.” –

336. “And the boy whose hair remained the color of lemons forever.” – Markus Zusak

337. “Hair on a man’s chest is thought to denote strength. The gorilla is the most powerful of bipeds and has hair on every place on his body except for his chest.” – Anton LaVey

338. “Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles.” – Benedict Cumberbatch

339. “I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because YOLO. Things Jesus never said.” – Dave Matthes

340. “I don’t advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.” – Bruce Robinson

341. “Leaving town, I sat next to a senseless and beautiful boy who asked where I live. His unwashed hair or the way his eyes were just eyes, the soul is a tiring thing.” – Alex Dimitrov

342. “It was an odd situation. For a century and a half, men got rid of their own hair, which was perfectly comfortable, and instead covered their heads with something foreign and uncomfortable. Very often it was actually their own hair made into a wig. People who couldn’t afford wigs tried to make their hair look like a wig.” – Bill Bryson

343. “Guys who know how to use a blowdryer—their hair is too long!” – Mallory Hopkins

344. “There are three reasons why men of genius have long hair. One is that they forget it is growing. The second is that they like it. The third is that it comes cheaper; they wear it long for the same reason they wear their hats long.” – Israel Zangwill

345. “Surround yourself with beautiful hair, not negativity.” – Anonymous

346. “Boys will never understand the struggle of long hair and lip gloss on a windy day.” – Anonymous

347. “I’m a big woman, I need big hair, that’s why I’m naturally curly.” – Anonymous

348. “Let your short hair do the talking.” – Anonymous

349. “Beautiful hair can only come from a beautiful soul.” – Anonymous

350. “Straight hair problems—getting excited when your hair looks slightly wavy after a braid.” – Anonymous

351. “I taking good care of my hair—said no one ever.” – Anonymous

352. “He liked her with long hair, so she cut it short.” – Anonymous

353. “Straight hair problems—your hair is flatter than a steam-rolled piece of paper.” – Anonymous

354. “Make them stop and stare. Cut your hair.” – Anonymous

355. “Having long hair makes me feel like a princess.” – Anonymous

356. “When someone tells you that long hair is more feminine, remind them that pop culture’s most iconic women—like and Audrey Hepburn—had short hair.” – Anonymous

357. “Straight hair me and curly hair me are two totally different people.” – Anonymous

358. “Inner beauty is great, but fabulous, healthy hair never hurts!” – Anonymous

359. “If it doesn’t nourish your hair or your soul, let it go.” – Anonymous

360. “Maybe the hairs on my head were numbered, but nobody could ever count my love for you.” – O. Henry

361. “The night crackled. Everything had turned to static electricity in the heat. I combed my hair to watch the sparks fly from the ends.” – Janet Fitch

362. “There is one thing about baldness—it’s neat.” – Don Herold

363. “She’s got oceans tucked away in her hair and poems swim under her skin.” – Sanober Khan

364. “Growth of human hair is the absolute blessing for a barber.” – Munia Khan

365. “But he had the kindest face in the world, with big, dark eyes and buzzed-cut brown hair.” – S.C. Stephens

366. “My hair doesn’t take well to instruction.” – Leigh Bardugo

367. “Her messy hair is a visible attribute of her stubborn spirit. As she shakes it free, she smiles knowing wild is her favorite color.” – J. Iron Word

368. “There are some styles I do not want to take credit for and usually these hairstyles are on the heads of customers who are only too happy to spread the word.” – Marlin Bressi