1. “Men—you can’t live with them, and you can’t legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.” – Jodi Picoult
2. “Llamas can drive—they just don’t know it yet.” – Llama Queen
3. “There is nothing like a llama—well, maybe an alpaca. But they’re kinda like trademarks of llamas.” – Llama Queen
4. “Save your drama for a llama because Hollywood is miles and miles away!” – Timothy Pina
5. “Magnus was sure that the llama stampede he witnessed was a coincidence. The llamas could not be judging him.” – Cassandra Clare
6. “He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.” – Winston Churchill
7. “I don’t care if you’re a Tangent or a really smart llama. You’re my friend and that’s all that matters.” – James Dashner
8. “The llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat with an indolent expression and an undulating throat.” – Hilaire Belloc
9. “You are amazing.” – Llama Queen
10. “And I will bring a llama into the place where you sleep and make sure that it urinates on everything you possess.” – Cassandra Clare
11. “The llama—like an unsuccessful literary man.” – Hilaire Belloc
12. “I look at Nick in distress. ‘Why is he spitting at me?’ Maybe he thinks he’s a llama.” – Holly Smale
13. “So yeah, we put llamas everywhere. That was us. We just liked looking at them, so we bred about six million and spread them around.” – Dave Eggers
14. “Hold up, llama be right back!” – Anonymous
15. “No drama, llama.” – Caesar
16. “Llamas are animals that are loved by everyone. So, we should hug them on that day, provide them nutritious food, and wish everyone around Happy National Llama Day!” – Anonymous
17. “One has but to spend a few days with an aardvark or llama, command a water buffalo to sit up and beg or try to housebreak a moose, to perceive how wisely man set about his process of elimination and selection.” – James Thurber
18. “May the llama of happiness forever spit in your direction.” – Anonymous
