2. “Don’t lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.” – Mr. Garrison 

3. “I want to get down on my knees and start praising Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.” – Eric Cartman

4. “I’m sad, but at the same time I’m really happy that something made me feel that sad. It’s like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before, so I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I’m feeling is like the beautiful sadness.” – Butters 

5. “I just realized that there’s a lot of painful times in life so I better learn to deal with it the right way.” – Stan Marsh

6. “Just because your parents can afford toys more than ours, doesn’t make you better than us!” – Stan Marsh

7. “I am a cop, and you will respect my authoritah!” – Eric Cartman

8. “All or nothing is easy. But learning to drink a little bit, responsibly, that’s a discipline. Discipline comes from within.” – Stan Marsh

9. “The best thing is to act nice Eric. The best thing is to be genuinely nice.” – Jimmy

10. “Family is not about whose blood you have in you, family’s about the people who cared about you.” – Kyle Broflovski

11. “All I think about is the problems our generation is inheriting.” – Eric Cartman

12. “Sometimes the things we do don’t matter right now. Sometimes they matter, later. You have to care more about later sometimes, you know?” – Stan Marsh

13. “It never fails to amaze me how I manage to overcome adversity.” – Mayor 

14. “This book says that negative and positive are the same thing. That real and not real are one.” – Kyle Broflovski


15. “You don’t even know anything about Christianity!” – Stan Marsh

16. “A ring that says you’d be together but not have sex. Isn’t that called a wedding ring?” – Butters

17. “Why don’t you go across the street and buy some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you’re going to f*ck me, mom!” – Eric Cartman

18. “The fact is, I couldn’t sleep last night, so I took some Ambien. You ever take that stuff? It turns your brains into oatmeal.” – Mr. Hankey

19. “How do you kill that which has no life?” – Horrgash 

20. “Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!” – Eric Cartman

21. “The only heaven we can hope for is one here on earth, now. We should stop waiting to get into heaven and start trying to create it.” – Randy Marsh

22. “Well then don’t buy into this fad, Kyle. Be who you are. Not what’s cool.” – Chef

23. “We’re all feeling the economy’s vengeance because of materialistic heathens who did stupid things with their money! Do you understand, son?” – Randy Marsh

24. “No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda Bear here. If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you only eat bamboo which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?” – Skeeter

25. “The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye.” – Eric Cartman

26. “I’ve wished every single day that I could go back to that moment when I was offered the job and say, ‘No!’ Because of all the fame and the money, the women—all it did was build me up so that I could be knocked down harder than anybody in the world. That is what being in a boy band is all about, Stanley. Its people smothering you and embracing you and loving you and then spitting you out and throwing you away like you were last night’s pork chops! Now we wander the earth in disarray—us, new kids on the block, the Osmonds. We’re all the same. And that is why you can’t go to the mall.” – Randy Marsh 

27. “You know, I think we all learned something today. It’s fine to have your own beliefs and your own traditions, but as soon as you start excluding people from your ways, only because of their race you become separatists and being a separatist sucks *ss.” – Kyle Broflovski

28. “If you want it to go away, all it takes is a little self-control and personal responsibility.” – Kyle Broflovski

29. “Don’t you dare call me a Cartman!” – Stan Marsh

30. “Now children, listen to me. Why do you want to go back in time? Life isn’t about going back. It’s about going forward. Yes, there are times in our lives that we wish we could relive but if we already lived them perfectly, why live them again? The adventure of life is that there’s always something new —new challenges, new experiences. A fun game is a game that gets harder as it goes. So it is with life. Do you understand?” – Ms. Choksondick

31. “Ay! You’re holding up the g*dd*mn lunch line!” – Eric Cartman

32. “Science is good. Science is very important.” – Nick Nolte

33. “Throughout this whole ordeal, we’ve all wanted to show things that we weren’t allowed to show, but it wasn’t because of some magic goo. It was because of the magical power of threatening people with violence. That’s obviously the only true power. If there’s anything we’ve all learned, it’s that terrorizing people works.” – Kyle Broflovski

34. “Now, because white people say, ‘Hizzle fo shizzle’, we have to say, ‘Flippity floppity floop!’” – Chef

35. “Okay, smoking is bad, you shouldn’t smoke. And alcohol is bad, you shouldn’t drink alcohol. And as for drugs, well, drugs are bad, you shouldn’t do drugs. That about wraps it up.” – Mr. Mackey

36. “All animals kill, and the animals that don’t kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.” – Kyle Broflovski

37. “Well, thanks for offering to let me in your clique, guys, but, to be honest, I’d rather be a crying little p*ss* than a faggy Goth kid.” – Butters 

38. “You’re all fake and stuck up, and none of you have the courage to tell Jimmy his jokes aren’t funny! The only kid here with a sense of dignity is Kenny, and the rest of you have heads up your butts!” – Butter

39. “If you don’t want to be made fun of anymore, all you need are guns and bombs to get people to stop.” – Jesus

40. “The big questions in life are tough—why are we here? Where are we from? Where are we going? But if people believe in *ssh*l* douchey liars like you, we’re never gonna find the real answer to those questions. You aren’t just lying, you’re slowing down the progress of all mankind.” – Stan Marsh

41. “I am nothing like a family guy! When I make jokes they are inherent to a story! Deep situational and emotional jokes based on what is relevant and has a point, not just one random interchangeable joke after another!” – Eric Cartman

42. “Okay, that does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my *ss?! I’m sick of it! It’s completely immature!” – Eric Cartman

43. “As you can see it appears that we are going down. Now would be a good time to reflect on your life and pray to whatever deity you believe in.” – Airline Owner

44. “That’s right, friends. All you need to do is instill fear and be willing to hurt people and you can get whatever you want. The only true power is violence.” – Santa Claus

45. “No, it’s not. Eric, I’m afraid we accidentally infected you with the AIDS virus.” – Doctor

46. News Anchor: “Any word on how the survivors in the town are doing, Mitch?”

Reporter: “We are not exactly sure what is going on inside the town of Beaverton Tom, but we are reporting that there’s looting, raping, and yes, even acts of cannibalism.”

47. “You know what they say, ‘You can’t teach a gay dog straight tricks.’” – Chef

48. “It’s simple economics, son. I don’t understand it at all, but, God I love it.” – Randy Marsh

49. “Selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you don’t have to hang out with a bunch of poor *ss*s like you guys. Screw you guys, I’m going home.” – Eric Cartman

50. “Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you’ve got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you’re paying for it. You’ve gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin’ to all her stupid problems.” – Butters

51. “Lord, we thank you for this staggering payload of frozen waffles you have bestowed upon us. And since we have been faithful to you, we know that you will send us some good fortune one of these days, even though you sure as hell seem to be taking your sweet time. Amen.” – Stuart McCormick

52. “The players should all wear bras! And instead of helmets, they should wear little tinfoil hats, ‘cause, you know, it’s the future and we shouldn’t be so barbaric!” – Randy Marsh

53. “As you get older, b**bs will start becoming a major part of your life. But you can’t let them get in the way of your friends. There are a lot of b**bs out there. But they’re just b**bs. Your friends are forever.” – Randy Marsh

54. “There was a ghost! And, uh— this is ectoplasm!” – Randy Marsh

55. Truck Driver: “Yeah. Too bad you’re not a broad, ’cause I need some g*dd*mn poontang.”

Butters: “Yeah. I could use some g*dd*mn poontang myself right now.”

56. “Dagnabbit children! How come every time you come in here, you gotta be asking me questions that I shouldn’t be answering?! ‘Chef, what’s a clitoris?’ ‘What’s a lesbian, Chef?’ ‘How come they call it a rim job, Chef?’ For once, can’t you just come in here and say, ‘Hi, Chef. Nice day, isn’t it?’” – Chef

57. “Hmm. Work for you, have my p*n*s cut off. Work for you, have my p*n*s cut off. Hmm, let’s see.” – Eric Cartman

58. “When a chick says, ‘We need to talk,’ you might as well start punching yourself in the balls, dude.” – Eric Cartman

59. “Parents. There are reasons why teachers can’t teach sex in school. They might not know a lot about it. They might have a bad opinion of it, or they might just be a complete pervert.” – Chef

60. “Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life, and a great family, and I have the book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don’t care if Joseph Smith made it all up because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice, and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that’s stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you’re so high and mighty you couldn’t look past my religion and just be my friend back. You’ve got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls.” – Gary Harrison

61. “Having stability in your life is a great thing!” – Satan

62. “Hell, everything’s legal in Mexico. It’s the American way!” – Jimbo

63. “You’re watching MTV, the cool, brainwashing, 12-year-old and younger station that hides behind a slick image. We’re so cool that we decide what’s cool. And now MTV News. The News that is single-handedly dumbing-down our country, which is cool.” – MTV Announcer

64. “Cults are dangerous because they promise you hope, happiness, and maybe even an afterlife, but in return, they demand that you pay money. Any religion that requires you to pay money in order to move up and learn its tenets is wrong. You see, all religions have something valuable to teach but just like the Super Best Friends learned, it requires a little bit of them all.” – Stan Marsh

65. “I haven’t seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!” – Sportscaster Frank

66. “Sometimes you gotta go forward by going backward. Are we driving cars or are cars driving us?” –

67. “It’s all about moderation.” – Randy Marsh

68. “Shelley, you saved my life. And yet, you’ve done so much more than that. Today you’ve taught me the meaning of family. Sure, families don’t always get along, but when the forces of evil descend upon us, we conquer them, by sticking together.” – Stan Marsh

69. “Well just like the rest of us, you have to make choices with your money. Do you want a bike, or do you not want to be depressed?” – Randy Marsh

70. “I’m sorry, my son, but if you want to earn everyone’s love, you will have to do it yourself.” – God

71. “You must learn-a discipline and-a respect.” – Sumo Master

72. “You think that sex is about fun and games and love? Wrong! Sex is about disease.” – Miss Choksondik

73. “I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.” – Kyle Broflovski

74. “You’ve learned that you can’t rewrite history. You see, history is forever, and everything happens for a reason.” – Kyle Broflovski

75. “Hippies. They’re everywhere. They wanna save Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.” – Eric Cartman

76. “I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about ‘protectin’ the Earth’ and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets. I hate ’em! I wanna kick ’em in the nuts!” – Eric Cartman

77. “Kenny’s family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.” – Eric Cartman

78. “If you want to find some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first.” – Eric Cartman

79. “You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what’s going on in their kids’ lives, this world would be a much better place.” – Stan Marsh

80. “Well I’m sorry Wendy, but I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die!” – Mr. Garrison

81. “If you don’t teach your children that should be despised, how will they know?” – Mr. Slave

82. “We must stop frivolous spending! Instead of paying for cable, let us watch clouds! Instead of buying clothes, wear but sheets from thine beds! Cut spending to only the bare essentials! Water and bread and margaritas!” – Randy

83. “Didn’t break any rules! Good job teaching our children that’s all that matters!” – Stephen

84. “Just because Ike is adopted doesn’t make him any less your brother.” – Gerald Broflovski

85. Pip: “Joe, do you know anything about women?”

Joe: “Sure! They’re those things with vaginas in ’em!”

86. “America may have some problems, but it’s our home, our team. And if you don’t wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.” – Stan Marsh

87. “Global Warming is going to strike—two days before the day after tomorrow.” – Scientist

88. “I’m afraid us adults just let you children down. We didn’t take care of our earth, and now you’ve inherited our problems.” – Randy Marsh

89. “Don’t do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It’s called college.” – Chef

90. “Saying good-bye doesn’t mean anything. It’s the time that we spent together that really matters, not how we left it.” – Mr. Adler’s fiance

91. “Speak to me, Helen. Let me be your voice. Channel your spirit through me!” – Eric Cartman

92. “Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.” – Larry

93. “Look, what I do doesn’t hurt anybody. I give people closure and help them cope with life.” – John Edward

94. “It’s all about being a good person now.” – Gerald Broflovski

95. “They’re just young boys. Joking is a way for them to come to terms with what they don’t understand.” – Nurse Gollum

96. “You know, it’s like you go through life thinking that you’re an individual, m’kay? And then you realize that you’re more than that, ‘kay. We’re all just one big individual, m’kay?” – Mr. Mackey

97. “Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.” – Satan

98. “The only way to fight hate is with even more hate!” – Eric Cartman

99. “See, the best way to try to motivate somebody is to be direct with them, to be honest with them. I think the whole future-self thing is a lie, and lies are never the right way to get your message across.” – Stan Marsh

100. “God can’t just answer every prayer and suddenly give you everything you want. That takes all the living out of life.” – Jesus

101. “Jesus, what the heck happened to you? You got kicked out of here for being a headstrong rebel. And now you’re a whiny little bitch.” – God

102. “If God answered all our prayers, there’d be nothing left for us to do ourselves. Life is about problems, and overcoming those problems. And growing and learning from obstacles. If God just fixed everything for us, then there’d be no point in our existence.” – Jesus

103. “These children are depending on me to give them a future. I can’t do it without your guidance. Please! Help me, for them! For the future of our children!” – Ms. Choksondick

104. “We followed blindly for thousands of years and we think the least God can do is show up for New Year’s Eve 1999!” – Uncle Jimbo

105. “Twenty-two point three years. That’s how long it takes for something tragic to become funny.” – Kyle Broflovski

106. “Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!” – Kyle Broflovski

107. “Don’t you know the first law of physics? Anything that’s fun costs at least eight dollars.” – Eric Cartman

108. “Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I’m living proof. Beefcake! Beefcake!” – Eric Cartman

109. “Too much use of a dirty word takes away from its impact. We believe in free speech and all that, but making a few words taboo just adds to the fun of English.” – Stan Marsh

110. “You can’t judge the merits of voting on whether or not your candidate won.” – Sharon Marsh

111. “If I grow up getting everything I want, having things made easy for me because I have hot knockers, then I’m gonna grow up to be a lame person. If I’m handed everything in life, then my chances of becoming a lawyer or a marine biologist are zero.” – Bebe Stevens

112. “This book says I don’t exist unless I think I do. But what if I don’t?” – Kyle Broflovski

113. “Those anti-smoking people are liars and they’re bullies, and they’ll stop at nothing to get what they want and that means they’re dangerous.” – Kyle Broflovski

114. “We’re your friends, dude. We’re not gonna let you ruin your life.” – Stan Marsh

115. “I haven’t taken the time to be secure with myself.” – Satan

116. “When you go through a lot with somebody, you can’t let trite things come between you.” – Terrance

117. “We got so caught up in the little things of Christmas, like love and family that we almost forgot it’s buying things that make our economy thrive.” – Ms. Choksondick

118. “It’s really easy not to think of images on TV as real people, but they are. That’s why it’s easy to ignore those commercials but people on TV are just as real as you or I.” – Stan Marsh

119. “No, that’s wrong, Cartman. But don’t worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.” – Mr. Garrison

120. “Look, Stan. When Kenny died I learned how important friends are. I’m not gonna lose another friend.” – Kyle Broflovski

121. “I think maybe we’re not seeing heaven because one of us doesn’t believe in it enough. Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubble Yum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them.” – Eric Cartman

122. “You need to have a life. Have fun. Then ruin it by having a serious relationship.” – Kyle Broflovski

123. “When you’re unemployed, weekends are meaningless.” – Stuart McCormick

124. “Man, I guess sometimes we let our technology and stuff grow too fast.” – Kyle Broflovski

125. “Now Stanley, you have to understand how divorce works. When I say, ‘you’re the most important thing to me,’ what I mean is, you’re the most important thing after me and my happiness and my new romances.” – Sharon Marsh

126. “You guys have no idea how this feels. It’s like, you always hear songs about a broken heart and you think it’s just a figure of speech? But it’s true. My chest hurts. I feel this like, sinking feeling where my heart is. It’s broken.” – Stan Marsh

127. “Cheating is lying and lying is wrong, no matter what the circumstance.” – Jesus

128. “You see, reading opens up whole new worlds to you. You can take a canoe down the Amazon. Or go back in time to Camelot. Or become a race car driver. All by just opening a book. Just like magic. The magic of reading.” – Driver of the Booktastic Bus

129. “Well, that’s what being young is all about. Once you have a family and a career, your experimenting days are over.” – Gerald

130. “When you sue somebody it hurts everyone. You sue for money, but where do you think that money comes from? From the schools, from taxes, from the state. From you. There’s no such thing as free money. When you sue somebody you take money away from parks and schools and charities and put it in your own pockets, and that makes me a sad panda.” – Sexual Harassment Panda

131. “We shouldn’t rely on violence to inspire faith.” – Shlomo

132. “I know your first love seems like the only love, but trust me, it’s not. You have so much life ahead of you.” – Kyle Broflovski

133. “And so, Terrance and Phillip got back together, proving once and for all that fame and fortune are never as important as friendship.” – Narrator

134. “If you devote your whole life to completely avoiding something you like, then that thing still controls your life and, ‘you’ve never learned any discipline at all.” – Stan Marsh

135. “Fun for children?! Look at me, Dad! I don’t even know what’s real anymore!” – Kyle Broflovski

136. “I guess maybe I’ve always taken friends for granted like they’d always be there. If a friend died, I don’t know what I’d do.” – Stan Marsh

137. “Cartman, you butt pipe! This is the time of year you’re supposed to share!” – Stan Marsh

138. “I’m not chugging beer! I’m sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing! It’s called a smorgaswein and it’s elegantly cultural!” – Randy Marsh

139. “Operation humans shield my *ss.” – Chef

140. “I don’t think I’m very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.” – Butters

141. Stan Marsh: “No, you give them false hope and a belief in something that isn’t real.”

Eric Cartman: “I have to say behind because I get shocked if I say ‘*ss.’”

142. “Cartman doesn’t know a rainforest from a Pop-Tart.” – Stan Marsh

143. “Intelligent and friendly rye bread, with some mayonnaise.” – Eric Cartman

144. “There have been malicious rumors started at this elementary school that my beautiful fiancée is a Hobbit. That is not funny and it is not true. Yes, she is heavier than most of her pictures show her to be. Yes, she gets her hair lasered off her body and yes, she has a friend named , who happens to be a wizard.” – Stan Marsh

145. “You didn’t want me to vote, you wanted me to vote for your guy!” – Stan Marsh

146. “Public schools may be a bit lacking in education, but it’s the main place where children learn all of their social skills. You can’t teach a child social skills. They have to learn them themselves. And the only place to do that is on the playground, in the cafeteria, and so on.” – Mark

147. “If you had the chance to go back right now and stop Hitler, wouldn’t you do it?” – Eric Cartman

148. “All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.” – Stan Marsh

149. “Little boy, sometimes, what’s right isn’t as important as what’s profitable.” – Agent

150. “I know enough to exploit it.” – Eric Cartman

151. “Let’s hear it for Cartman’s big fat *ss!” – Pip

152. “Being a sellout is sweet.” – Eric Cartman

153. “Divorce is stupid!” – Stan Marsh

154. “We’re all a little gay.” – Jimbo

155. “Love is like taking a dump, Butters.” – Eric Cartman

156. “I’m not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.” – Eric Cartman

157. “I made you eat your parents.” – Eric Cartman

158. “I would never kill somebody.” – Eric Cartman

159. “Ants in the pants?! Ants in the pants?!” – Eric Cartman

160. “We’ve learned that is wrong and that the only thing to ever make it right again is to come clean.” – Linda Stotch

161. “Big corporations are good because without big corporations we wouldn’t have things like cars and computers and canned soup.” – Kyle Broflovski

162. “It doesn’t matter if you get in trouble or not, you can still feel bad. I think you’re right, Kyle. Maybe we should confess.” – Stan Marsh

163. “It’s kind of cool that two people who hate each other can be friends.” – Shelley

164. “Look, I don’t care what you guys believe. But with all the crazy stuff that goes on in this town, isn’t it possible, just possible, that something I don’t understand happened here?” – Eric Cartman

165. “This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.” – Eric Cartman

166. “It would have been wrong to exploit Butters’ weight loss because then lots of fat people would have believed it and then gone and eaten a ton of Chinese food instead of dieting properly. They’d still be fat, and we’d be responsible for their shattered dreams.” – Kyle Broflovski

167. “I used to call you guys Melvins. But you’re just kids, like me. We separate you in school because you talk differently and you study too hard, but we’ve proven tonight that we can all get along.” – Stan Marsh

168. “Now I am sick of these harmless lies and little white lies. You know, you can call a shovel an ice-cream machine, but it’s still a shovel, Mom and Dad. Ah, and you can call a lie whatever you want, but it’s still a no-good stinkin’ lie! And when you start coverin’ up one lie with another why, now that’s when you get into real trouble!” – Butters

169. “Parents can be so cruel. Don’t they realize that what a child needs more than anything is security?” – Stan Marsh

170. “No, dude, independent films are those black-and-white hippie movies. They’re always about gay cowboys eating pudding.” – Eric Cartman

171. “We’re not going to let them commit suicide, even if we have to kill them.” – ATF Agent

172. “We’re all looking for answers, you know. We all want to understand who we are and where we come from, but sometimes we want to know the answers so badly that we believe just about anything.” – Stan Marsh

173. “I can’t lose weight, Butters, because I’m not fat, I’m big-boned. You can’t slim down bones, stupid.” – Eric Cartman

174. “If you believe in yourself, everything will turn out all right.” – Aslan

175. “You boys have really shown me the true meaning of friendship. You didn’t care about anything but my happiness. You put me in front of yourselves, and that’s what real friendship is all about. After being frozen I’ve learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing. So friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.” – Larry

176. “No matter how I’m feeling, I can always count on you guys to lighten me up.” – Eric Cartman

177. “Part of being a woman is having a friend one day and calling her a sl*t the next.” – Bebe Stevens’s Mother

178. Mark: “Why do you call Kyle names and laugh at him? Is he not your friend?”

Stan Marsh: “Yeah, dude, but guys just do that. We rip on each other and stuff.”

Mark: “I see. It’s like, you have to mark your territory as a boy. You have to socially find your place.”

179. “We’re kids, dude. We don’t for anything.” – Stan Marsh

180. “I’m not just sure, Butters. I’m HIV positive.” – Eric Cartman

181. “It’s Stan’s stupid Captain America costume, that’s what throwing everybody off! How’s people supposed to get that I’m the Hulk when Captain America is on freaking FaceTime?” – Eric Cartman

182. “This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. It is up to us to make her feel comfortable and welcome in our town!” – Sheila Broflovski

183. “You do not say ‘big silly goose,’ you call him an *ssh*l* like a normal kid!” Randy Marsh or not your candidate won.” – Sharon Marsh

184. Eric Cartman: “You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?”
Kyle Broflovski: “There’s no sand in my vagina!”

185. “Don’t ask why Kenny wanted to be a chick, it’s just how he seems to be rolling right now.” – Eric Cartman

186. Stan Marsh: “Oh my god, they killed Kenny!”
Kyle Broflovski: “You bastards!”

187. “Don’t call me an *ssh*l*, you big son of a bitch!” – Eric Cartman

188. “Oh, sweetie, those were all lies. You’re just fat.” – Liane Cartman

189. “It doesn’t matter, Butters! You never shoot a guy in the dick! Everyone knows that! Shooting a guy in the dick!? That’s just—that’s just weak. I can’t believe you, Butters.” – Eric Cartman


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