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1. “Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.” 

2. “No matter what a woman looks like, if she’s confident, she’s sexy.”

3. “Never pass a mirror without looking in it.”

4. “Every woman should have four pets in her life—a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.” 

5. “The way I see it, you should live every day like it’s your birthday.”

6. “The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go.”

7. “You don’t have to be an heiress to look like one. If you act like one, everyone will just presume you are one.”

8. “All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, party hard, and look twice as good as the b*tch standing next to you.”

9. “Life is too short to blend in.”

10. “There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana, and right now, I’m that icon.”

11. “Always walk around like you have on an invisible tiara.”

12. “The best accessories a girl can have are her closest friends.”

13. “I’m just a very creative and outgoing person, and I love being around people and being around music. It just gives me energy.” 

14. “First, I think of myself as a brand, a businesswoman. Musician is something I just do because it’s my passion—I love it, and it’s something I do for fun. I love music, and I love to make people dance.” 

15. “I think it’s important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself, and everybody’s hot.”

16. “Never give up on the things that make you smile.”

17. “I don’t think there’s ever been anyone like me that’s lasted, and I’m going to keep on lasting.”

18. “Some people change when they think they’re a star or something.”

19. “A true heiress is never mean to anyone, except a girl who steals your boyfriend.”

20. “I’m blonde, tanned, and normal-sized! I’m sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart, and I’m nice, and I like to eat.”

21. “Being grown up and in a serious relationship, I’ve learned so much. I’m happier than I’ve ever been.”

22. “It will work. I am a marketing genius.”

23. “I definitely think that fashion is a form of art and love that people can express themselves through what they wear.”

24. “If you have a beautiful face, you don’t need fake b**bs to get anyone’s attention.”

25. “A lot of women feel it’s a man’s world. Some people think all you need to do is marry a rich guy, and you don’t need to do anything with your life. I would hate that. I don’t care whether he has money or he doesn’t because I don’t need it, and that’s a good feeling that I don’t have to worry about that.”

26. “The only people you need in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.”

27. “I’m not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that.”

28. “I’m an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I’m all kinds of stuff.”

29. “There’s so many people out there who try to imitate what I do, but I am the original.”

30. “I think blondes are the most beautiful women in the world.”

31. “If you don’t even know what to say, just be like, ‘That’s hot.'”

32. “I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is like, really, really fun.”

33. “The Backstreet Boys were so 10 years ago. Whatever.”

34. “I don’t like parties past two a.m., then it’s all losers and weirdos.”

35. “What’s Walmart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?” 

36. “Do they sell Marc Jacobs or Chanel in this grocery store?”

37. “One-night stands are not for me. I think it’s gross when you just give it up.”

38. “What’s a soup kitchen?”

39. “When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!”

40. “A life without *rg*sms is like a world without flowers.”

41. “That is Earth. It’s hot. Don’t pollute.”

42. “I pretend to be on the phone all the time so people don’t talk to me.”

43. “People always ask me, like, ‘Do you work out?’ and I’m like, ‘No, I shop.'”

44. “I don’t really think. I just walk.”

45. “When you’re older, and you don’t want to do housework, just do everything wrong. Because then, you won’t be asked to do it again.” 

46. “You know you’re the best when people you don’t know hate you.”

47. “I always knew I had a voice, and I’ve always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out. I think it’s the hardest thing to do—to sing in front of people. When I finally let go and did it, I realized it’s what I’m most talented at and what I love to do the most.”

48. “I’m very intelligent. I’m capable of doing everything put to me. I’ve launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I’m living proof blondes are not stupid.”

49. “It’s traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that’s true of me, but it actually was.”

50. “It’s been my dream to have 4 babies by 30. I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.”

51. “I’m not like anybody else. I’m like an American princess.”

52. “I travel around the world constantly promoting my projects and endorsing products. Yes, I do get paid to go to parties. In fact, I’m the person who started the whole trend of paid appearances. But when you see me at a party, I’m always working or promoting something.”

53. “I have seen the breakups between people who love each other and rush into getting married too quickly, and I do not want to make that mistake.”

54. “Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne because that’s what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired, you never get a hangover, and you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they’re clever but are really acting stupid.”

55. “It’s not my fault if people are still obsessed with me.”

56. “No one writes about my charity work. They’d rather write about me dancing on a table, which I’ve never done.”

57. “Barbie is my fashion icon. People think I’m Paris Barbie, and it’s a compliment.”

58. “There is no sin worse in life than being boring and nothing worse than letting other people tell you what to do.” 

59. “When you’re in the public eye, it’s wrong to cheat on someone unless you’re very careful. If you’re normal and no one’s going to know, then do it.”

60. “I don’t like people who sit on computers all day long and write about people they don’t know anything about.”

61. “I hate the taste of alcohol. When I’m drinking, I’m drinking Red Bull.”

62. “I’d imagine my wedding as a fairy tale—huge, beautiful, and white.”

63. “I’m the nicest, most loyal person in the world when it comes to my friends.”

64. “I get along with guys. Most of my friends are guys. It’s easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.”

65. “First, I wanted to be a veterinarian, and then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I’d just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.”

66. “I love Africa in general—South Africa and West Africa. They are both great countries.”

67. “I like it, but it’s yellow, and I’m like, I didn’t want yellow for my engagement ring.”

68. “I really don’t like going out anymore. I used to love it, but now it’s not fun. I’d rather have friends come over and not have to worry about crazy people taking pictures.”

69. “Barbie is my role model. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.”

70. “I take my dog, Tinkerbell, seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don’t take myself all that seriously.”

71. “It hurts that, you know, the media’s made me into sort of this like punching bag or cartoon character—they think that I don’t have any feelings, and, you know, it hurts like anyone else.”

72. “A lot of my dreams have to do with animals, I think, because I’m such a huge animal lover. I have so many pets. I always have crazy dreams where I’m like riding an elephant through the jungle or hanging out with a bunch of monkeys.”

73. “I invented getting paid to party.”

74. “I’m going to do the time, and I am going to do it the right way.”

75. “I talk in that baby talk voice when I’m on TV. It’s a put on.”

76. “I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like, ‘Take your top off.’ Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”

77. “I’m an animal activist. Many people say that I’m a hypocrite because I eat burgers and stuff like that, but I won’t wear fur. But I’m not a hypocrite. I just only wear fake fur.”

78. “Everything I do is blown out of proportion. It really hurts my feelings.”

79. “I’m judged because of something that an ex-boyfriend did to me. I’m not a sl*t at all. I’ve only had a few boyfriends, and I don’t even do anything with anyone—it’s just the media making stuff up. I’m far less promiscuous than any of my friends.”

80. “I just read some story online that I demanded lobsters on a movie set. So ridiculous, people make up the silliest stories sometimes.”

81. “By channeling my inner heiress, I created a new opportunity for young heiresses.”

82. “I don’t want to be known as the of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.”

83. “I’m not a kid anymore, and I’m excited for all the amazing things to come.”

84. “Yes, I’ve kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that’s it. I don’t go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.”

85. “I’ve made all my money on my own without my family, and I work very hard.”

86. “I don’t want to be known as the Hilton heiress because I didn’t do anything for that.”

87. “People can’t believe how hard I work. I love it. I think it just runs through my veins. My great-grandfather was a bellboy and had a dream to do a hotel chain, so I think I get it from him.”

88. “People are going to judge me, ‘Paris Hilton, she uses money to get what she wants.’ Whatever, I haven’t accepted money from my parents since I was 18. I’ve worked my *ss off. I have things no heiress has. I’ve done it all on my own, like a hustler.”

89. “All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.”

90. “Whatever I write in email, it doesn’t mean anything. It is just words I write.”

91. “My kitchen looks like the one from my childhood—very homey, with a little bit of Alice in Wonderland!”

92. “My decorated with lots of antiques. I never liked it when I was a little girl—I wanted to live in a modern house, but now I love it.”

93. “When I was younger, my family would go camping and on our ranches. My dad loves being around all kinds of animals. He’s the one who got me to be a really big animal lover.”

94. “I didn’t want to be like all these socialites—they sit at home, and go to the debutante ball, and marry some rich guy, and that’s it. That’s all they do. I wanted to do my own thing so I could buy whatever I want, do whatever I want.”

95. “I’m totally normal. I think it’s obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald’s or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be humble. We’re not spoiled.”

96. “There will come a day—a hazy day in May or a storm in mid-December—when you need someone just to have a little fun, then I could be the perfect girl for you.”

97. “Everybody’s looking at me, but it’s all right. I like attention. The club’s not hot until I walk through. They stop, and stare, and watch me move like damn—I like that I’m sexy, and you know it.”

98. “If you want my body and you think I’m sexy, come on, sugar, let me know.”

99. “I got my eye on you, boy, and when I get my eye on something, it’s like search and destroy.”

100. “It’s sexier when a girl is flirty, but she doesn’t do anything.”

101. “All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive—it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don’t take any chances. It just isn’t worth it.”

102. “You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren’t really anyone ’till Joan Rivers tears you apart. So wait until you are someone, then dress like a lady at the Oscars.”

103. “At parties, everyone always thinks I’m drinking, but actually, I rarely drink. I live on energy drinks, basically. I love Vitamin Water. I have cases in my house. I drink energy drinks and Vitamin Water all night. That’s how I manage to stay up late and never smudge my makeup or mess up my hair. You can see all these girls leaving a party at the end of the night, and they look terrible because they were too out of it to reapply their makeup or even glance in a mirror—this is a huge mistake.”

104. “I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. We know exactly what we’re doing. We’re smart blondes.” 

105. “People remember how you look when you leave, as much as they remember how you looked when you arrived.”

106. “I hope you all like the dinner I ironed.”

107. “I’m not, like, that smart.”

108. “This is so much better than having to work. I love it.” 

109. “Kim, I need you to clean and organize my entire closet.” 


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